NSFW!! Sooo, who's gettin' laid tonight?

Sorry, I don’t have that list.

Try Santa, apparently he keeps track of who’s being naughty and who’s being nice. I reckon your looking for the naughty list tonight.

Isn’t it a little soon to be saying? I mean, things can go south so quickly, you’ll jinx it!

I am not. My Valentine’s Day date began last Saturday at 5:00 pm and ended Sunday at 9:00 pm. This involved lots and lots of sex. I am now very sore. And my Valentine is coming down with a cold. So tonight’s for recovering!

No thanks.

Friday.

@papayalily – depends where you live. Here in the UK it is almost 1am on Tuesday. You’re either there or you’re not by now! I’m sitting at my laptop typing, so…

@markferg Ah,see, it’s only 6 pm where I am.

Too cliché. Also, I need at least one night off a year.

@SavoirFaire The flowers are cliché. The chocolates are cliché. The fancy, expensive French dinner is cliché. The sex is never cliché.

Hardcore.
i hope. still time to ruin it I guess

I’m not a machine.

Not tonight. Mr. Fiance is working and won’t be home until 1130, and I’m exhausted after spending all weekend preparing for a seminar I had to give today. I’ll be sleepin’ long before he gets home.

If I play my cards right . . .

. . . your Mom.

Mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sorry I wont be around fluther tonight, I’m aaaammmmm busy, ya that’s it busy.

I’m with @Blondesjon I’ll be totally nailing your mom tonight.

I love the tag fools!

Hubby isn’t home yet, but I have no objections!

I’ll be stuck doing work for a couple more hours, so I guess you could say I’m getting screwed.

@nikipedia Ah. That’s just bad. :(

@Blondesjon My mom is dead.

@dverhey . . . cool. that saves me the cost of a meal, flowers, and even having to ask for the sex.

@Blondesjon Well played, well played.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

I seriously doubt it, but who knows. Have a good night kiddies. I’ma gonna go see.

@noelleptc Is the PTC not so T anymore? I’m so sorry, I couldn’t help it.

I got laid over the weekend. :D

@cockswain ::snort::!

I asked someone to be my valentine and they said yes, does that count?

My “little friend” decided to show up tonight. So no. :(

I did get laid last night, not specifically for Valentine’s day but it worked out nicely that it was Valentine’s day.

Incidentally, lol, I didn’t get laid last night but my partner was running quite the high fever. We did have a great dinner together though and hours of cuddling.