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Can you create a modern news bulletin about an old event?

Asked by erichw1504 (26453points) April 21st, 2011

Bring news from the past into the 21st century. Must be something that occured earlier than the year 2000. Use today’s technology, current events, etc… to make it seem like it just happened.

Examples:

- President Abraham Lincoln has been assassinated while attending the new broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark. The killer apparently dressed as the title character, swung from behind, and struck him in the back of the head.

- This just in: The captain of the Titanic just tweeted: “S.O.S.!!! We’ve hit an iceberg and are sinking! #ThisTotallySucks”.

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erichw1504's avatar

A colonist just posted on his Facebook stating: “I’m totally going to throw some tea in the Boston Harbor today!!! LOLz.”

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ucme's avatar

Bearded wack job who says he’s the messiah, claims to have walked on water! Stunning footage after these messages from our sponsors.

mazingerz88's avatar

Evil Tree Snake in The Garden of Eden a Hoax!
Reports Reveal It’s Just Adam’s Impressive Wood

TexasDude's avatar

Twitter. June 28, 1914

AustriaNews: Nation mourns after Archduke Franz Ferdinand died today from gunshot wounds.

BlAcKhAnD: @AustriaNews, lol u mad? cuz we stylin on u

BigWillieKaiser69: @BlAcKhAnD, shit’s about to get real, bitch.

BlAcKhAnD: lol why u mad tho? were in ur country killin ur archdukes

GClemenceau: Hey guys what’s going on in here… oh….

BigWillieKaiser69: @GClemenceau: FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

GClemenceau: ;_;

Sundontsetonthebritishempire: Right o.

GoJessGo's avatar

Tune in at 7 p.m. EST to hear Dr. Martin Luther King’s podcast “I Have a Dream”. Also, follow Dr. King on Twitter and Facebook.

GoJessGo's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard History Major?

Too bad Ferdinands didn’t have an iPhone app so he wouldn’t have turned down the wrong street!!! :-)

ucme's avatar

Adolf Hitler gives a candid & frank assessment on coping with a solitary testicle. That exclusive interview with our very own Dr. Ruth coming right up.

Blueroses's avatar

Tonight on To Catch a Predator…
Big bad wolf dresses in drag to lure young girls into a false sense of security. Our team baits the trap. Will he be brought to justice? We’ll have exclusive footage at 11.

mazingerz88's avatar

Great visionary and pioneering shipping magnate Noah cut business ties with Disney Cruises upon discovery his animals having interracial relations with Disney mascots. Scandal exposed after huge numbers of adult and children passengers seen hurling overboard. A traumatized religious conservative octogenarian couple jumped ship triggering a National Coast Guard alert.

TexasDude's avatar

@GoJessGo, how’d ya guess? ;D

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flutherother's avatar

Deadline 1939: Breaking News: This just in;
we have reports that German troops are crossing the border into Poland. But first a word from our sponsor, Chirpy Chips, the cheap chips chosen by choice. Yes it’s Chirpy Chips, the choice of champions. Will you choose Chirpy and take up the Chirpy Challenge?

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The first animated feature short – or car toon – was just posted to a Facebook wall – and instantly Liked by hundreds of millions of people. “Steamboat Willy” is about a strange little rat who pilots a ship – illustrator W. Disney says he was inspired to draw it for his niece, but has no future plans for this new concept.

GoJessGo's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard

We recognize our own kind! Yay for history majors!

WasCy's avatar

I’m not sure whether this is completely apropos, but… God has a Facebook page, you know.

What’s really weird is that we have no mutual friends.

WasCy's avatar

Intelligent Design (it’s the name of a fabulous essay in The New Yorker by Paul Rudnick, anyway), the way it could’ve should’ve gone down.

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