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Can you create a rejected Charlie Brown special?

Asked by erichw1504 (26417points) October 28th, 2011

Most of us have surely seen A Charlie Brown Christmas or It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown on TV before. If not, there is something wrong with you. Just kidding.

Let’s make up our own funny, rejected Charlie Brown specials. You can base it off of the two titles I mentioned above or just mix it up completely.

Be creative and have fun!

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thorninmud's avatar

Happy Ramadan, Charlie Brown!

Spoiler: Lucy is a homeland security agent

wonderingwhy's avatar

It’s the Great Charlie Brown Proctologist Special

Title Shot
Unseen Announcer – “Come and join us as our lovable loser visits Dr. Long Finger!”
Fade into Charlie Brown in a medical office, lying on a table draped in gown looking seriously at the camera.
CB – “I hope he doesn’t loose his ring.”
DR (off camera) – “Nurse, did I leave my wedding ring in the scrub room?”
CB (panicked) – “Good grief!”
Wipe to Pig-Pen standing next to a piano playing Schroeder
PP – “Where’s Charlie Brown?”
SC – “At the doctor.”
PP – “Why’s something wrong?”
SC – “Well Charlie Brown has been farting feathers ever since Woodstock disappeared.”
Flash to Title Shot with a brown streaked Woodstock fluttering across the title.
Unseen Announcer – “That’s It’s the Great Charlie Brown Proctologist Special, tune in to see the world premier, this Saturday at seven, eight Central. Fun for the whole family!.”
Out.

I can’t imagine why CBS rejected it. It’s got great cross generational demographic appeal and an obvious targeted ad base to boot!

Oh well, I’m liking the Lucy as a homeland security agent, very contemporary should play well with a modern audience. Maybe I’ll ask my backers to sit in on @thorninmud‘s pitch!

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

The Great Coming Out Day Charlie Brown!

Jude's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central Starring Peppermint Patty? :)

janbb's avatar

It’s the Mediocre Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Coloma's avatar

It’s the great orgy Charlie Brown!

Charlies caught in the doghouse having a threesome with Snoopy, Lucy and the little red haired girl while Linus videotapes the action from a blind made from his blanket. lol

CWOTUS's avatar

Charlie Brown Has Two Daddies

CWOTUS's avatar

Turn Your Head and Cough, Charlie Brown

CWOTUS's avatar

Charlie Brown and the New Curly Hair

CWOTUS's avatar

The Force Will Never Be With You, Charlie Brown

CWOTUS's avatar

The Charlie Brown Supremacy

janbb's avatar

@CWOTUS What is it with you and Friday afternoon questions?

CWOTUS's avatar

Charlie Brown Misspells a Suicide Note

Coloma's avatar

@CWOTUS

Poor Charlie. :-(

CWOTUS's avatar

Run, Snoopy, Run!
(Subtitle: Oh Shit, Not in the… road. Dammit)

CWOTUS's avatar

Charlie Brown in Folsom Prison

Coloma's avatar

@CWOTUS
Heh, Folsom prison is only about 25 miles from me, don’t send psycho Charlie my way. lol

CWOTUS's avatar

It was your own reference to your local river that made that occur to me.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

It’s the Great Vagina Nose, Charlie Brown!

Joker94's avatar

Happy 4/20, Charlie Brown!

SpatzieLover's avatar

A Boy With Autism Named Charlie Brown

SpatzieLover's avatar

It’s a Fisting, Charlie Brown

CWOTUS's avatar

Charlie Brown and the Little Red-Haired Girl Play for the Same Team

majorrich's avatar

Godzilla vs. Charlie Brown

majorrich's avatar

Charlie Brown the Barbarian

reijinni's avatar

Charlie Brown Discovers Internet Porn

zenvelo's avatar

“It’s Your Birthday, Charlie Brown”. Nobody shows up.

Ela's avatar

Charlie’s Brown Christmas

Great Charlie… It’s a Brown Pumpkin!

filmfann's avatar

It’s an STD, Charlie Brown!

Turns out, Lucy is crabby. Like with real crabs.

reijinni's avatar

Charlie Brown and the Cool Teacher.

Blondesjon's avatar

Fuck That Football Yankin’ Bitch Charlie Brown

zensky's avatar

Fasting with Charlie Brown

The Yom Kippur special

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Star Trek: The Peanuts Generation

majorrich's avatar

Its the apocalypse Charlie Brown.

CWOTUS's avatar

Charlie Becomes Charlene Brown

SecondHandStoke's avatar

It’s A Post Pub Crawl Tattoo Charlie Brown.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Peppermint Patty’s Special Date.

reijinni's avatar

Charlie Brown Runs for Governor.

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