Can you create a rejected Charlie Brown special?
Most of us have surely seen A Charlie Brown Christmas or It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown on TV before. If not, there is something wrong with you. Just kidding.
Let’s make up our own funny, rejected Charlie Brown specials. You can base it off of the two titles I mentioned above or just mix it up completely.
Be creative and have fun!
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Happy Ramadan, Charlie Brown!
Spoiler: Lucy is a homeland security agent
It’s the Great Charlie Brown Proctologist Special
Title Shot
Unseen Announcer – “Come and join us as our lovable loser visits Dr. Long Finger!”
Fade into Charlie Brown in a medical office, lying on a table draped in gown looking seriously at the camera.
CB – “I hope he doesn’t loose his ring.”
DR (off camera) – “Nurse, did I leave my wedding ring in the scrub room?”
CB (panicked) – “Good grief!”
Wipe to Pig-Pen standing next to a piano playing Schroeder
PP – “Where’s Charlie Brown?”
SC – “At the doctor.”
PP – “Why’s something wrong?”
SC – “Well Charlie Brown has been farting feathers ever since Woodstock disappeared.”
Flash to Title Shot with a brown streaked Woodstock fluttering across the title.
Unseen Announcer – “That’s It’s the Great Charlie Brown Proctologist Special, tune in to see the world premier, this Saturday at seven, eight Central. Fun for the whole family!.”
Out.
I can’t imagine why CBS rejected it. It’s got great cross generational demographic appeal and an obvious targeted ad base to boot!
Oh well, I’m liking the Lucy as a homeland security agent, very contemporary should play well with a modern audience. Maybe I’ll ask my backers to sit in on @thorninmud‘s pitch!
The Great Coming Out Day Charlie Brown!
It’s the Mediocre Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
It’s the great orgy Charlie Brown!
Charlies caught in the doghouse having a threesome with Snoopy, Lucy and the little red haired girl while Linus videotapes the action from a blind made from his blanket. lol
Charlie Brown Has Two Daddies
Turn Your Head and Cough, Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown and the New Curly Hair
The Force Will Never Be With You, Charlie Brown
The Charlie Brown Supremacy
@CWOTUS What is it with you and Friday afternoon questions?
Charlie Brown Misspells a Suicide Note
Run, Snoopy, Run!
(Subtitle: Oh Shit, Not in the… road. Dammit)
Charlie Brown in Folsom Prison
@CWOTUS
Heh, Folsom prison is only about 25 miles from me, don’t send psycho Charlie my way. lol
It was your own reference to your local river that made that occur to me.
It’s the Great Vagina Nose, Charlie Brown!
Happy 4/20, Charlie Brown!
A Boy With Autism Named Charlie Brown
It’s a Fisting, Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown and the Little Red-Haired Girl Play for the Same Team
Godzilla vs. Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown the Barbarian
Charlie Brown Discovers Internet Porn
“It’s Your Birthday, Charlie Brown”. Nobody shows up.
Charlie’s Brown Christmas
Great Charlie… It’s a Brown Pumpkin!
It’s an STD, Charlie Brown!
Turns out, Lucy is crabby. Like with real crabs.
Charlie Brown and the Cool Teacher.
Fuck That Football Yankin’ Bitch Charlie Brown
Fasting with Charlie Brown
The Yom Kippur special
Star Trek: The Peanuts Generation
Its the apocalypse Charlie Brown.
Charlie Becomes Charlene Brown
It’s A Post Pub Crawl Tattoo Charlie Brown.
Peppermint Patty’s Special Date.
Charlie Brown Runs for Governor.
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