If you could roast any celebrity, who would it be and what would you say?

I think Obama and Seth Meyers did it for me already at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner lol.

I don’t like roasts at all.

Charlie Sheen-

“Just curious, but what exactly is your definition of losing?”

I choose Angie Jolie, but this will be a spit roast. I mean, i’ll have to bring a mate along for the ride but hey, that’s okay.

I’d roast Gilbert Gottfried with one word, spoken in my best duck voice: Asscrack!

Maybe I’m just slow today, but I don’t get ucme’s joke. Can someone interpret for me?

@FutureMemory A spit roast is a threesome involving two men and a woman. The men get to go, errm, head and tails…

@FutureMemory It wasn’t a joke, I was deadly serious. Oh & there you go.

@ucme I got the back.

@Blackberry Wait in line bud, I don’t do sloppy seconds!

Never heard of it, haha. Good one, uc :)

Well it was until @Blackberry turned up, squeezing another man’s lemon ;¬}

You guys…..( rolls eyes)
I’d do it to Simon Cowell. :D

I would roast Oprah “You know damn well were related…just look at my eyes”.

Rebecca Black… I think you know why… o_0

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt could be made fun of for hours…