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If you could roast any celebrity, who would it be and what would you say?

Asked by erichw1504 (26448points) May 11th, 2011

A roast is an event in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show their good nature.


So, pick a celebrity and give them your best roasting. They can be dead or alive.

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Blackberry's avatar

I think Obama and Seth Meyers did it for me already at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner lol.

JLeslie's avatar

I don’t like roasts at all.

FutureMemory's avatar

Charlie Sheen-

“Just curious, but what exactly is your definition of losing?”

ucme's avatar

I choose Angie Jolie, but this will be a spit roast. I mean, i’ll have to bring a mate along for the ride but hey, that’s okay.

picante's avatar

I’d roast Gilbert Gottfried with one word, spoken in my best duck voice: Asscrack!

FutureMemory's avatar

Maybe I’m just slow today, but I don’t get ucme’s joke. Can someone interpret for me?

meiosis's avatar

@FutureMemory A spit roast is a threesome involving two men and a woman. The men get to go, errm, head and tails…

ucme's avatar

@FutureMemory It wasn’t a joke, I was deadly serious. Oh & there you go.

Blackberry's avatar

@ucme I got the back.

ucme's avatar

@Blackberry Wait in line bud, I don’t do sloppy seconds!

FutureMemory's avatar

Never heard of it, haha. Good one, uc :)

ucme's avatar

Well it was until @Blackberry turned up, squeezing another man’s lemon ;¬}

MilkyWay's avatar

You guys…..( rolls eyes)
I’d do it to Simon Cowell. :D

AmWiser's avatar

I would roast Oprah “You know damn well were related…just look at my eyes”.

stupidcomedycenter's avatar

Rebecca Black… I think you know why… o_0

cletrans2col's avatar

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt could be made fun of for hours

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