What does your (snail) mail say about you?

I dunno, I think “mail carrier” sounds like a good job for my mom. She’s so nosy.
Personally, I’d be like “That’s hot” if it was something telling. Like when I find porn on someone’s computer.

That the Nigerians love me, that the IRS wants to give me a lot of money if I give them personal Info, that I need a longer penis (I am a female) and that my spam filter is working.

Actually, in terms of nosing into people’s lives I think it might be more fun to be a garbage collector than a mail-carrier. I’m fascinated by the piles of junk that gets piled up near the bus-station near us.

It says I suck at paying my bills on time.

Let me see if I understand you. You think the mail carrier pays attention to what he puts in your mailbox? And thinks about you?

I was involved with a tv movie about a postal postman who collected sensitive information and then sold it off. The movie got shelved. Good thing, it sucked.

It would tell ‘Cliff’ that we are boring people.

That I have bank accounts and utilities…..and a few friends around X-Mas and birthdays.

what I forgot to mention about that tv movie was it was based on a true story

that I have way too many bills. :(