What should you do if a dingo eats your baby?

Eat the dingo. I’m a baby eating atheist, afterall, so this solves two problems.

Beat it to death.

Make a movie?

Get a makeover and hit the talk show circuit.

“You are a baaaaaad little doggy…., báááád.

My baby would probably become the dingo’s spirit animal so I would adopt the dingo as my spirit animal.

Kill the dingo’s baby.

Make another one.

I’ll pass out, traumatic, and spending a long time in misery before I can even make a decision. I know killing that dingo won’t bring back the baby but at least it has a little bit of psychological effect of reducing your current anger and stress as you will need it.

Eat it’s baby.

Well it obviously did it for a reason, so start to treat it as your God. Bring it gifts, sacrifice human hearts, dance around fires, etc.

Punch it in the nads so hard that it’s babies’ babies’ grandchildren will feel it.

LOL guys, I’m loving these answers! Thanks for playing along with an idiotic question!!!

Cut the dingo open and fish the what’s left of the baby out!

Eliminate all babies so that you won’t feel excluded.

Start smoking something else.

Call Meryl Streep.

Kill the dingo in the most painful slow way possible. I hope this isn’t some phyc test that reveals I have too much anger inside, because that would really piss me off. chuckle – smirk.

I’d turn into Seth Green and become a secondary character in a popular, nineties cult TV show.

Don’t smile for the cameras.

Ask what it would like for dessert.

no cookie for you !!!

I’d have another baby and train it to eat the dingo.

@Seelix Exactly! I added “dingo on the barbie” to my list of topics… but it was removed, LOL.

Ask it if it’s still hungry.

WTF? It already ate my baby, and now it wants a Twinkie too?

Wait until the baby comes back out and ask if he regrets it… ;D