Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 31?

TJBM has already started Christmas Shopping

I have. I buy things throughout the year. Sometimes it backfires because I forget I have put things away.

TJBM buys plants and then gets too busy to plant them.

Well I did buy plants and haven’t been able to put them in the ground yet due to the early snow. Now that this week is suppose to be warm so the plan is to put them in.

TJBM has some sort of fruit tree or bush in their yard

I have quite a few. I have an olive tree, a mango tree, a custard apple plant, lemon, lime, nut trees. The one that does really well is the mulberry tree. (I think it is just you and me @creative1).

TJBM makes pies or jams with the fruit from their garden.

Don’t have a garden other than flowers right now.

TJBM thinks TBMJ game is the best ever!

I sure do

TJBM is ready for breakfast

It’s cookin’!

TJBM is a morning person.

Would an insomniac person count as a morning person? If so then I guess I am!
TJBM loves country music.

Depends on the song. If the words are raunchy or depressing, no. That eliminates quite a lot of them.

TJBM is cleaning house today.

No, road trip today seven hours round trip.

TJBM rides a bicycle.

Not since it was stolen
TJBM is travelling this Thanksgiving

Not at this point.

TJBM plans on having a vegetarian Turkey Day.

I’d be fine with it, but no, making a turkey breast but not a whole turkey.

TJBM has lost something recently

False!
TJBM Just had a good laugh!

Milo here; Very true; Gail amuses me most of the time.

TJBM is going to remember to vote tomorrow.

I live in the UK.
TJBM was too slow.

Yes they were, and I beat them to it!!!
TJBM needs a coffee to perk up!!

False, I prefer tea.
TJBM is slow as a snail.

False. But if you’re seeing what I’m seeing TJAM @KoleraHeliko is

TJBM notices they seem frozen in post

Nobuddy here now ‘cept lil’ ole’ me.

TJBM is not allergic to poison ivy.

On the contrary, I rather like Poison Ivy.
TJBM is a Batman fan.

No. But my daughter is. Does she count?

TJBM is irritated at someone right now.

True!
An ex boyfriend from almost 10 years ago who is on the rebound and trying his best to see if I’ll cave to a little re-cycling of sexuality with him. Dude…I SO SEE what you’re up to! lol

TJBM is very, very WISE when it comes to spotting players

Oh absolutely see straight past them! But you have to dance with a few in order to find the one that isn’t right! Plus I am so past the dating game (thank god)

TJBM is wondering when….......?

Amen sister, me too! lol

Will I act my age? oh gods of teendom, ween me off my NiIckolodean addiction…
TJBM still watches cartoons. Family Guy doesn’t count

False. I’m pretty much done with cartoons these days.

TJBM has been in trouble with the law at some point in their life.

Not yet, but I’m still young!
TJBM has been caught speeding multiple times tsk tsk

False. I have had one parking ticket in my whole life, I am a bit of a speed demon at times but I seem to fly under the radar, so far, so good!

TJBM needs to get a move on

LOL. Yes. What a coincidence! In PART 30, I ended the long thread with “Gotta get a move on”. Besides, I gotta get packin. Heading to California tommorow.

TJBM was watching the verdict decision in the Michael Jackson case this afternoon, on t.v.

I wasn’t wachting it, but I heard about it a little afterwards. I approve of this jury, rather than Casey Anthony’s.
TJBM was mad Casey Anthony got away with that.

True. I was mad as hell.

TJBM thinks Casey Anthony should be covered in honey and fed to the bears.

I watched the entire trial and sorry to disappoint all but I agree with the verdict of not guilty since the state could no prove without a reasonable doubt she murdered her daughter. You don’t know what happened and neither do I so no she shouldn’t be covered in honey and fed to the bears.

TJBM is having dinner

True in just a few minutes!

TJBM thinks that Michael Jackson was innocent of any true molestation and really just made bad decisions based on his attempts to recreate the childhood he never had

I do. My opinion is entirely not based on the fact that I’m an MJ fan… Even though I lurve him. :D
TJBM loves Batman as much as I do.
Hint: The correct answer is “No, @AshLeigh, that’s impossible.”

No @AshLeigh that’s impossible…TJBM prefers Superman…;)

No. No. No.
YJBM is wearing a green shirt. O.o

Yes….My shirt has flowers and foilage!

TJBM still likes 2 and a half men, even without Charlie Sheen, and thinks Ashton is funny, but also gets away with too much!

I haven’t seen the new Two and a Half Men, but I lurve the one with Charlie Sheen. Even with all his stupidity, he was still funny as hell.
TJBM thinks Ashton Kutcher looks stupid with a beard.

Never fond of Ashton so I would have to say yes

TJBM would love a slice of homemade apple pie

Yes please. :)
TJBM is glad that I’m skipping school tomorrow. :)

Sure, enjoy! I’ll join you as I don’t have school (election day).
TJBM thinks it’s insane they give us election day off.

Thanks. :) You enjoy too!
No, I think it’s LUCKY. I don’t have it off. I’m just skipping because we’re not having any classes, since the sophomores are testing. :D
TJBM is drinking sprite, like me. :)

False, Coke.
TJBM follows Glee. Klaine for life

Huh? I have no idea what you’re talking about. lol

TJBM sleeps with a teddy bear

Used to…a really big one…;)
TJBM sleeps in the nude…

Fasle too cold! Dx
TJBM Is excited for Thanksgiving! :D

Always exciting to be thankful…:)
TJBM has already started Christmas shopping…;)

Not yet.
TJBM has played in a cardboard box. :)

Many times.

TJBM did laundry today.

Nope, that was yesterday. Well truth be told I helped with the laundry while I was vacuuming.

TJBM decorates their kleenex boxes.

Heck no.

TJBM watches Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Nah…;)
TJBM drives too fast.

I used to but it’s more trouble than it’s worth.
TJBM wants new shoes.

Nope

TJBM needs to take a prescription med which has possible side effects that they feel make the med too dangerous.

Hahaha…no way…;)
TJBM is going to their weekly session with their therapist.

nope
TJBM has download free music from emusic.

Never

TJBM tries to avoid buying from Sears.

True although I try to avoid buying from anywhere…I am not a shopper.

TJBM is trying to eat less meat, chicken and fish and fewer dairy products.

Nope.

TJBM has a ski trip planned.

Nope. I have a speedskating excursion planned next month, though.

TJBM boils water from the tap before drinking it.

Nope, tap water here is pretty good, we filter the flouride and chlorine out though.
TJBM has a comic book collection.

Lord no!! I’ve never, and I mean never, read comics.

TJBM has written a complaint letter in the past month.

False. But I have complained to someone about their behavior. lol

TJBM ate too much for dinner and now feels extremely bloated Oh why, oh WHY did I do that! haha

False! Also, dinner was several hours ago.

TJBM read a sad book recently. :-(

Oops. False. No, the last book I read was Go Boy! by Roger Caron, a crime thriller.

TJBM wears designer eyewear.

False. I don’t usually wear anything on my eyes, although I need to get a pair of sunglasses.

TJBM got a package recently.

No…though I’m waiting for one…;)
TJBM met a really awesome person the last few days.

True and false. Awesome years ago, but not so awesome anymore. My ex-g.f.

TJBM hates going through airports, you know, the check-ins, security customs and taking off your shoes, belts, watches, and going through the electronic beeper, etc..

Not really, I’m easy going and usually so excited about wherever I am going that I don’t care. Of course a cocktail and a Xanax makes me just smile a lot. lol

TJBM has had a 13 hour flight or more

True. When I went to Japan and Hong Kong a couple of years ago. The flight took 16 hours.

TJBM sometimes has flying dreams, as if he/she were a bird.

True! Flying dreams are great!

TJBM has wet their pants before from laughing so hard

False. I pooped my pants instead. That’s what happens when you’re binge drinking with friends and you had a sudden case of diarrhea in college.

TJBM needed condoms in one occasion but found out he just run out.

Er….um, um…true. (sigh…)

TJBM uses lubricated condoms with a spermicide.

How the heck did we get on this subject? No.
TJBM is going to buy a car soon.

@dubsrayboo Hehe. Ask mazinger! ;)

False, not soon, but in maybe a couple of years.

TJBM has a favorite kind of tree.

The kind that I can climb…
TJBM likes to climb trees!

True, as long as I don’t fall!
TJBM has gotten hurt climbing trees. oh consequences

We had several climbable trees in the backyard growing up, and accidents happen! None so serious it required a trip to a hospital fortunately.

TJBM will tell us their favorite magazine.

MAD.
TJBM looks lke Alfred E. Newman.

False. Jeez MAD Mag. I remember that when I was a kid in the 60’s…I didn’t know it was still in production. A. Newman is like 70 years old now I’d guess. lol

TJBM has frost this morning brrrr

nope
TJBM wants to move to Detroit.

Good gawd no!

TJBM wants to move to the mountains

Nope I love where I am now

TJBM is cooking something

nope
TJBM knows what the Rock is cooking.

Surely.
TJBM is a good Samaritan. :)

I am! I never pass up a person or animal in need of help. :-)

TJBM loves animals

I sure do. :)
TJBM loves humans.

Not as much as animals. lol ;-)

TJBM is dieting before the holiday gluttony arrives.

not really
TJBM wants to move to New Jersey (or Newfoundland).

Newfoundland, yes. New Jersey, not if you paid me.
TJBM hates the Jersey Shore.

Never been there, so, I don;t know if I would or not.

TJBM is a prankster

Yep all the time.
@Coloma It’s actually a trash T.V show. And, I’m actually subscribed to MAD. It’s amazing.
TJBM has hit a deer with their car.

False. But my Boyfriend almost did the other day when he was taking me home! (O.O)
TJBM wants a real human skull.

Not especially, but my daughter is a bone collector. She wants animal skulls and skeletons for art projects.

@TheIntern55 Oh yeah! I know what you’re talking about now, have seen a bit of that..nutso peeps. lol

TJBM has mountain lions in their area

false
TJBM has skunks, possums, deer, turkeys, and foxes in the area.

True. I live in a wildlife documentary over here.
Shared my hot tub last night, unbeknownst to me for a few minutes with a dead 6 inch Millipede that fell apart when I went for the skimmer. Ewwwww! lol

TJBM has been to a real jungle

False, I’d love to though.
TJBM is an explorer.

True! I love to explore new places. :-)

TJBM has blonde hair

False light brown

TJBM eats goldfish (the crackers)

Not since my daughter was little, but, I do like them. Putting Goldfish on the grocery list. ;-)

TJBM needs to go grocery shopping

Sure.
TJBM wonders where @EnchantedElla is? D’:

False, I’ve been distracted with other things!
TJBM Is feeling sad. :(

No. A little disappointed though.

TJBM was charitable today.

Not today! x(
TJBM wants to play Skyrim so, so bad! Dx

I have no idea what that is, nor do I recognize Dx.

TJBM watched the local news tonight.

Nope. And it’s not night. :)
TJBM is sitting next to a cow. O.o

No cows now just a puppy

TJBM enjoys a great steak

I do, about once a year. Medium well please and load up the sauteed mushrooms and onions. :-)

TJBM is having a cocktail before dinner

had dinner…no cocktail

TJBM has been AWOL

Yeah, sure.
TJBM has great expectations.

I do. Not that I know what I am expecting, but, it’ll be great. lol

TJBM wants me to tell a secret about @blueiiznh

Psst… @blueiiznh… is… really… super duper… extremely… awesome. :) Don’t tell anyone though.
TJBM knows everything. O.o

Nah, still so much to learn…;)
TJBM is sleeping.

Pinches self…. nope, definitely still awake.

TJBM still owns a toy from their childhood and will tell us what it is.

Nah. We lost all of that stuff when my parents got a divorce, and my mother and I moved a lot.
TJBM is a cradle robber! :O

My husband is four years older than me so no cradle robbing here. :D

TJBM is so glad it is nearly Thursday (well for me anyway!)

…It’s 10:35 Tuesday night. O.o
TJBM thinks it’s weird that @Bellatrix is almost into Thursday. D:

And I think it is fabulous. It is 5.39 on Wednesday. YAYYYYY.

TJBM is having a lovely, peaceful evening.

Fasle. It is night here for me and I am about to go to bed.
TJBM Can’t wait to curl up in a nice warm comfy bed and call it a day.

Just woke up, but I may take a nap later.

TJBM eats cake for breakfast.

Sure, if it’s around, which is rare. Let them eat cake! ;-D

TJBM has a family Birthday coming up next week

Sometimes. Because I’m a rebel. ;)
TJBM is a rebel.

Wait… Where did that come from? My computer spazzed, and didn’t show new responses. :(

@AshLeigh sooo you make up birthdays to be a rebel. lol

@Coloma, yes. And I’m unique. How many rebels do you know who do that? ;)

I can be a rebel yes. So far I have done my own thing forever and it’s still working. haha

TJBM has bed head

All day long.
TJBM also has bed head.

True. Crazy hair in a crazy ponytail lol

TJBM has found their lost kitty ;-(

How prescient. I got home from election work yesterday at 3:30 and couldn’t find Milo, whom I had left outside. After 8 hours of frantic searching by foot and then flashlight and many trips up the road in the car, I decided to go to bed, having left all the lights on and all the outside doors open.

While I was brushing my teeth at 11:45 I heard that “Meow” and there he was, standing in the bathroom.

He had some matted fur on one side of head and one flank, some sticky pitch-like substances and a tick on him. His little heart was racing and he was hungry, but none the worse for wear. I, on the other hand, need a month’s vacation.

TJBM is starting to do the Thanksgiving stocking-up shopping.

Ordered the bird from the turkey farm last week and got the apples for pies

TJBM is looking forward to the holiday season

I am, although I am pretty low key about things these days. I don’t attach to any unrealistic expectations. I feel for my daughter who is now in that sandwich of multiple families that all have an agenda. lol

TJBM is glad that @gailcalled found Milo

Thank you. You, of all people, can imagine.

TJBM feels very ambivalent about the holiday frou-fras.

False. It is what it is. ;-)

TJBM’s cat just broguht in a squawking Jay Oh my…cats on a rampage

what cat?
TJBM is going to deep-fry their turkey indoors this year.

False. But it a good method. I prefer BBQ myself.

TJBM is making a list and checking it twice

I wish. After making the list, I usually find that I have lost it.

TJBM is treasuring the balmy weather, knowing that it will not last.

I prefer cold weather better than super hot, if I had to choose.

TJBM takes prescription pain medication.

nope
TJBM has an “out of order” sign around their neck.

I might as well. Maybe it would work, you never know.

TJBM has recently moved.

False, I’ve lived in the same house for about 14 years now.

TJBM is eating salad!

False, I’m not eating anything right now.
TJBM is drinking tea.

False, I’m drinking milk! I don’t like tea. :-(

TJBM had a busy day today.

No.

TJBM wants to take a nap.

False. Gotta get out and run some errands and buy a B-day gift soon ;-)

TJBM likes to wrap presents in unusual ways

False, I prefer to just put them in bags. Much less skill required!

TJBM has a sore throat.

False. Had a cold a few weeks ago, and, got my flu shot. I’m good to go.

TJBM is craving mexican food for dinner

Yes, that sounds great!

TJBM likes very spicy (hot) Mexican food.

False false false!

TJBM is comfy right now.

I am. I am sitting in bed with a cup of tea and my laptop on my knee. News is on in the background. Dogs on the end of the bed. Cat… out doing cat stuff. Husband gone to work.

TJBM is getting frustrated with governments around the world and the ongoing financial woes.

I’m so over it.

TJBM is over it too.

I may be over it but my bank accounts aren’t. :-/

TJBM is glad the summer watering season is over

Mhm.
TJBM loves pudding. :)

Chocolate pudding is pretty good!

TJBM loves pizza!

I’m not a fan, but I’ll eat it when there’s nothing else.

TJBM is a fan of NCIS.

YES YES YES! I’m going through all the seasons right now.(:
TJBM has a black cat.

No, but we have a black dog about the same size, and she even has a number of “catlike” behavior.

Oops, almost forgot.

TJBM will not eat fried food.

TJBM noticed that @snowberry is forgetting something. :)

And @AshLeigh didn’t stay around long enough to see that I did NOT forget.

What can I say? I don’t stick around, to see if you fix things. :)
Also, ehh. I’m not big on fried, but sometimes.
TJBM is on Fluther too much, like me. >.<

Yep.

TJBM thinks it’s time for a chocolate break.

Yes.
TJBM can never find a pen when they need one. >:(

Why is that? Do they go where the socks go to? I either have 23497329478 pens in my bag (a bit of an exaggeration) and I don’t need one. Come the time I need one, nothing. Nada. No pen. One of life’s mysteries.

TJBM tends to work with noise going on in the background.

I do better with very low volume in the background.

TJBM eats our more than they eat in.

Nah…though I enjoy eating out…;)
TJBM is doing the laundry.

I should be…
TJBM wants pudding, like me. :D

I love it, but it does not love me

TJBM thinks it’s time for bed. I do.

Nah. It’s only 6:30, and I’m about to go to church. :-)
TJBM also isn’t going to bed. >:)

True. In the middle of canning about 15 jars of cranberry sauce with my daughter :_D

TJBM is cooking right now too

Cooking would be emotionally more satisfying than the work I am completing at the moment. Cranberry sauce to have with your turkey soon?

TJBM make their own relishes and jams.

False but I wouldn’t mind trying it sometime. Could get interesting ; )

tjbm has the munchies

Yes…and it bites the big one when in a hotel room and no mini bar

TJBM loves winter

shares munchies : )

True as long as it doesn’t go on till March or April. Then I get sick of it : (

thjbm has on two pairs of sockies cuz their feets are cold!

Nah one pair and slippers. ;)
TJBM is wondering…:)

I’m always wondering….....
TJBM is giving blood tomorrow.

False. I am staying in yet again. >.<
TJBM loves staying up late playing video games.

I stay up late without video games.
Passes a Lindt chocolate to @blueiiznh ;)

TJBM also loves Lindt chocolate melty balls!

Sure…Lindt is awesome…;)
TJBM is going surfing!

No, I am going to bed in a couple of hours. The sharks will be out there now.

TJBM records TV programs to watch later more than they watch live TV.

Well I don’t record them, I just watch them on Hulu.com

TJBM is having their first cup of coffee of the day

Yes ! yum yum yum an excellent cup of leftover at room temp from yesterday’s pot.
TJBM has a fun plan for Saturday.

False. But I am throwing a Birthday party next week. :-)

TJBM never goes out on Black Friday

False, I start heading out at 10pm Thanksgiving night and shop all night long

TJBM looks forward to Black Friday like me

not really (orange plague)
TJBM is wondering how many pallbearers does it take to carry Heavy D’s coffin.

False. I don’t even know who Heavy D is.

TJBM is tired this morning form a very busy yesterday

True, stayed up til 10:30 working on a project that I waited until the last minute to do.
TJBM puts the ‘pro’ in ‘procrastination’. I know I do

True!

TJBM loves feeling nostalgic.

True ^.^
TJBM has something special planned for Friday.

Alas no. Work. Something special planned for next Friday though.

TJBM knows what Rick Perry did that was embarrassing?

I thought I did, but I no longer remember.

TJBM is horrified at the recent revelations at Penn State.

Yes and sickened

TJBM is enjoying the rain today

False. It is not raining where I live.
TJBM Is eating yummy candy! :3

Nope, I wish…

TJBM is sooooo ready for dinner

False. Only 2:02 pm on the west coast, just had lunch about an hour ago. :-)

TJBM is excited about something

A bit yes. Going to Melbourne for a long weekend with my husband next week. I always love to do things like that.

TJBM likes to go away for mini trips every now and then.

I do. :-)

TJBM likes to read wildlife books like “Bear attacks of the Century.” LOL..OMG! I hope I never get taken down by a Grizzley..brutal!

I think bears are beautiful but what a horrible way to go! I don’t read wildlife books so much. I do like to watch wildlife documentaries though. I really wanted to watch the David Attenborough Frozen Planet series. I missed the first ones though so I might put it on my Christmas wish list.

TJBM has seen bears in the wild.

Only one and it was in the “hood…rural but not really wild.

TJBM has to adjust to the earlier hours of darkness, here in EST.

yes and it bites

TJBM hates we still have daylight savings time when its so useless now a days

Nope, can’t say that I really care either way lol : )

TJBM had a cimmim roll for supper yummmmmm!!!

False. I haven’t even had dinner yet!
TJBM Can’t stop thinking of a special someone! :3

Always : )

TJBM is craving bbq….

False…I’ve had it too much. >.<
TJBM lives in California.

Alaska > California.
TJBM is glad @EnchantingEla is here! :)

True!!! <blows bubbles>

TJBM wants to know how @AshLeigh did on her exam!! Like moi! <crosses fingers!>

I got a 96% [=
TJBM is a smarty pants, like me! :D

I am. Well done you on 96%. What was the exam about?

TJBM knows it isn’t about the mark though, it is about the learning experience. That is far more valuable than the specific grade.

It was Biology, Semester two. >.<
I know no such thing. It’s about whatever the heck looks good on my transcript, so I can get into a good college. :P
TJBM went to college.

Tryin to ; ) Yay! Awesome grade possum!!!

TJBM drools over the droid commercials….

False. I drool over other things! ;D Lol.
TJBM is a nerd! :P

Yes. Kind of.
TJBM is a geek. O.o

Scratch that.
TJBM will explain the difference between a nerd and a geek?

Will the semantics wonk please step up and…. I think the two words have been used for the same things indicating one or both of unusual technical prowess and social awkwardness.
TJBM has an ususual catalog and has read it nearly cover to cover.

TJBM understands now… I don’t.

True….not saying what the magazine is though! xD
TJBM is starving. (O.O)

No starving going on here, had three slices of pizza !
[some would say a geek is your go-to guy for computer or gadget problems and the nerd has tape on their glasses, or vice versa. @beccagolling, special toy catalog ? ]
TJBM never looks at “mail-order” catalogs anymore, does it all online.

nooo, but just as naughty! ;) I said nothing!
Anyway…depends on my mood.
TJBM had a pretty good day. :)

Yes, I did

TJBM is looking forward to a long weekend

I am!
A rainy one too! I have 2 new books and a dvd from amazon! Yay!

TJBM is an amazon addict

False. Hardly ever on there.
TJBM has a pet doggie to cudde up with on cold nights! :D

False, but I have an adorable seal tortie point siamese named Mia. Hers my baby. :-)

TJBM is hungry but not hungry all at once

I’ll grab something later.
TJBM will be boycotting amazon.com because of poor workplace conditions.

False. You boycott amazon and I’ll stick with boycotting goose down products and pate. ;-)

TJBM thinks swans are beautful

True.
TJBM is having a bad hair day. Like me

Well, not really bad, but, I didn’t do the usual routine of straightening so it is super fluffy. lol

TJBM has wavy hair

Naturally. But I straighten it.
TJBM… WillWorkForChocolate. ;)

False. Do not work for anyone but my Master! ;DD Lol! :P
TJBM hates sports. .>.<;

Mostly, yes. lol

TJBM thinks I should not read my bear attack book before bed so I don’t have bear attack dreams lol

False, it might be a good book! Lol xD
TJBM Is in pain. O.O

Yes. My tummy hurts. :(
TJBM has a spiderman folder, like me.

False. I don’t have a folder at all.

TJBM noticed the amazing full moon this morning before sunrise

nope too busy in the morning

TJBM has leaves falling off the tress in droves

Yes, my yard is buried and lots of branches from the last storm.

TJBM has big Oak trees in their yard

I do but since I have twenty acres, I can not define what my yard might be.

TJBM is looking for his winter clothes, boots, gloves that match, earmuffs and nose warmers.

False.
Bought new boots, already have several other pairs and have lots of fun scarves and my old standby vest that is 6 years old and looks brand new. I have a feeling it’s never going to fall apart. Although my favorite mitten gloves have been claimed by my cat who has a fetish for them. lol

TJBM likes to wear fleecy vests

no vest
TJBM has a hard time keeping a fire going.

Not at all. As soon as the fire is started I have a hard time putting it out.

TJBM is happy today.

I am. My daughter is getting a new car today. She is very excited. My other daughter finished one job yesterday, and starts a new one in a couple of weeks, so she is excited. I am going shopping later and out for dinner. I am very content.

TJBM is sometimes in awe of how amazing their children are.

I don’t have children… But I’m sure when I do, they’ll be amazing. There is one good child in the world. And every mother has it.
TJBM is a mother! :O

Yes I am! And my children are amazing also!
TJBM has had strange dreams lately.

I did last night. Spiders… ugh…

TJBM has a secret ambition they are willing to share with us. (I know it won’t be secret then but we won’t tell).

True. My secret ambition is to write and perform my own stand up comedy routine. :-D

TJBM is enjoying a magnificent sunset

Nooo, it is midday nearly and the birdies are out and singing. I can hear a lawn mower going too. I was just thinking “I want to go to a book store and mooch”. All the really big ones have closed though.. sighs.

TJBM would love to sit on @Coloma‘s veranda (if she has one) and share a glass of something (wine for me) with her while watching that sun descend.

True. Sounds absolutely magnificent.

TJBM is enjoying a beverage right now. What?

I am! A Corona lite!

OMG! Tonight was stunning, and, coming down my little road I saw the most magnificent Whitetail buck herding his little flock of does, tis rutting season and the big guys are coming out of hiding to romance the girls. Evil hunters stay away!

TJBM is moved to tears by the beauty of nature

… No.
TJBM wants to have a snowball fight with me? :D

You bet! I love snowball fights! No rocks in your snowballs kiddo! :-)

TJBM is having chinese chicken salad for dinner and beer lol

nope, leftovers.
TJBM is an OAP.

I never put rocks in my snowballs.
What?
TJBM will tell me what OAP stands for?

Beats me, maybe we will find out the secret code.

TJBM just loves @AshLeigh ‘s gorgeous red hair :-)

:D

True!! Totaly gorgeous with her green eyes…. <whistles>

tjbm has green eyes too!

You guys are too sweet. :D Thanks.(:

Almost. Mine are hazel! :D
TJBM is eating a midnight snack. C:

It’s only 9:16. But I did just have ice cream.
TJBM wants to love like Johnny and June. :)

I don’t know who that is.

TJBM has never tried a Butterfinger ice cream bar. (I just had one and it was sheer delight).

I wish.
TJBM wants to love like Johnny and June, and actually knows who that is. :D Like, Johnny Cash… And his wife, June!

False. I’m outta the love loop it’s all good, been there, done that. lol But..good movie, I love old J.C. songs. :-)

TJBM woke up with a tweaked arm from sleeping weird.

I did that yesterday, a nasty sharp pain in the shoulder, actually. It hurt all day but it’s a lot better today.
TJBM still writes sweet notes on paper to their significant other.

False. Happily single for awhile now. But I do lots of sweet things for my kiddo and her bf. :-)

TJBM is diggin’ the full moon this week

yes, there is a full moon at your door right now.
TJBM will moon the moon tonight.

Haha..quite possibly, in my hot tub nekkid around 10 o’ clock. ;-D

TJBM is a nature nut

True. I have sadly missed the recent sightings of a bald eagle, seen snacking on a dead squirrel and then being harried by crows.

TJBM will see the moon tonight, two days past full, no matter where he lives, unless it is overcast.

If it’s not cloudy, I might see it.
TJBM likes Luna. :D

From Harry Potter? True, I do like Luna!

TJBM has read all the Harry potter books more then once ; )

True. And I was an adult at the time.

TJBM will proudly admit to having read YA titles (“young adult” seems to be the new term for teen/pre-teen literature) as an adult.

I haven’t really but I do want to read the John Marsden series starting with Tomorrow, when the war began. I am certainly not opposed to reading YA titles. A good story is a good story.

TJBM puts up their Christmas tree quite early (if they do put up a Christmas tree).

False, because we get a real Christmas tree and it would start dying by Christmas!

TJBM loves Christmas time.

@EnchantingEla… I was actually talking about the mood. But sure. :D
No, not really. It just makes me miss my family, and my Chaos. :-/
TJBM likes Thanksgiving! :-)

True! Especially green beans and bacon, mmmm.

TJBM will tell us their favorite holiday.

The 4th of July, or New Years. I like fireworks.
TJBM also likes Fireworks. :D:D:D<3

True!

TJBM is listening to music right now.

True. Downloading songs and listening..

TJBM is shocked to see it’s getting dark so early these days. <sigh> The shortest days of the year approach.

True : (
TJBM knows what day is the shortest of the year

Nope. I hear about it every day, but I don’t care. It’s winter time in Alaska. It’s always dark. :)
TJBM can’t sleep if the light’s on, like me! D:

Can’t sleep when it’s off either…lately…;)
TJBM can’t stand alarm clocks!

only when I can’t set them the way i want.
TJBM is full.

Nah. I had hot chocolate and pie for breakfast though. :D
TJBM is my favorite @EnchantingEla! :D

Truuuuue!!!
TJAM is my favo @AshLeigh!!

TJBM had a nerf shoot out last night with their kids and is now finding darts everywhere!

I wish!
TJBM thinks @LezboPirate should come into our living room, and watch a movie with me. :)

True! and me too!! <plops down on sofa, cozy-cozy by @AshLeigh>
pass the poppycorn plz ; )

TJBM loves watching movies!

True

TJBM recently visited their childhood hometown.

I still live in my childhood home town since I’m still a child.
TJBM is as young as me.

False. I’m not a little kid!

TJBM has something delicious planned for dinner.

Just ordered Pizza to go along with our movie. Erikah (LezboPirate) and I are watching Perfume. :)
TJBM has seen Perfume, and will tell me if it’s worth watching or not! :)

I have not, let us all know if it is worth it.

TJBM made carmel corn tonight?

I don’t even know what carmel corn is?

TJBM makes their own Christmas cake.

yes. @Bellatrix here is an example recipe

TJBM will tell us the book they are reading

Wuthering Heights…
TJBM has read it.

Yes. Once as a young woman and once several years ago. I still prefer “Jane Eyre.”

TJBM is considering eating lower on the food chain.

some days
TJBM wants to dance to this tune.

No, I’m too tired for a march.
TJBM enjoys making new friends.

Surely.
TJBM is sad the weekend’s almost over. :-/
By the way, Perfume: Totally worth watching.

It’s Saturday evening—I don’t call that almost over.

TJBM spends too much time here.

Not lately. I’m on vacation in Califorrnia. Haven’t been on Fluther for almost a week.

TJBM is in California now.

Nope. Alaska, as always.
Saturday evening is almost over. Sunday will go by really fast. D:
TJBM is in Florida. The Penis of America.

Haha, no. I’m in California! ;-D

TJBM thinks it’s exciting that @AshLeigh lives in the land of the Grizzly bear. :-)

Yes! But please stay at telephoto lens distance from them okay?
TJBM wants breakfast but not sure what…

True! But now that I think of it, I might make some pancakes. Mmmm.

TJBM didn’t get enough sleep last night.

False. Got good sleep but I am in pain, pulled a muscle in my shoulder lugging in too many bags of groceries in one arm the other day. :-(

TJBM likes wrapping presents :-D

False. I absolutely love wrapping pressies! I’m the one that puts all kinds of ribbons, bows, wells, whistles, candy canes… <sighs blissfully> I just love wrapping presents.

TJBM loves unwrapping presents!

True! I also like to bury the cat in wrapping paper. lol

TJBM buys presents for their pets

True! And I wrap them! Santa also stuffs their stockings!
when my kids ere younger, we would wrap presents for stuffed friends also and put them under the tree LOL I LOVE X-MAS! and everything about it!

TJBM has a stocking for eah of their pets

Not anymore, but we used to do the same thing. Now I just buy goodies for the critters. :-)

TJBM is still drinking coffee and easing into their day 7:51 on the west coast

Yes I am still drinking coffee but I have been having a very full day its already 11:35am here

TJBM likes to have coffee throughout their day

False. Just in the mornings, but, once in awhile on a really cold day I’ll hit Starbucks for a warm up.

TJBM is an art lover

Oh yes and actually got myself lost in the Louvre while visiting Paris

TJBM loves to do something artistic, whether paiting, sculpting, drawing etc

True. I write, have sculpted, play drums and have a good eye for interior design. My daughter paints beautifully. Some strong creative genes over here. :-)

TJBM plays a musical instrument

nope
TJBM likes the new Miami Marlins logo.

I don’t follow any sports teams, so, don’t know.

TJBM loves Cougars, as in the western cats, not old broads on the prowl. lol

Yes, like the big cats, and pretty much most wild critters (nice avatar pic)! Would probably like both kinds of cougar if I were available, but the other kind are way off my radar.
TJBM will be watching a movie this eve (tell us what, please!)

True! Harry Potter 7 part 2, I’m super excited!

TJBM really wants to see a specific movie (tell use what, please!)

“Caché” and “Das weisse Bande,” directed by Michael Haneke.

I’m waiting for the new Spielberg release of “War Horse” on Dec. 28 :-)

TJBM will wave “goodbye” to me waving…off to run errands :-)

Waving good bye to Coloma, as I head out the door to visit our five wooded acres with a pond and is home to at least one black squirrel and a deer skeleton. also sticking my tongue out at her!

TJBM is getting to eat whatever they want today!

As always.
TJBM loves pops. :D

@AshLeigh pops? IDK!

TJBM got some good work done today.

The cereal! :)
Uh… I dressed like a thug, and went to church, after finding my stray cat dead on the floor in my bedroom. Then Erikah and I put her in a box, and put it outside, since we can’t dig a hole in the winter. :/ So no…
TJBM is having a fun day too.

OMG! I’m sorry @AshLeigh!

My day is not near as fun as @AshLeigh.

TJBM is giving in to an urge to snack on useless sugary stuff!

Almost ! Had a bowl of leftover flavored rice heated up with some cheese, instead. Hit the spot and I’ll be cooking dinner in an hour or so.

TJBM has eccentric taste in art.

I don’t think it’s eccentric. I prefer the term “gracefully unique.”

TJBM is about ready to quit working for the day and go veg!

No. My day is just beginning. It will be pretty full-on.

TJBM can see the Aurora Borealis from where they live. (Hope the spelling was right there).

No.

TJBM can see it (see above)

No.

TJBM can see it (see above above)

Nope. I think this one’s dead.

TJBM has made cheese before.

No. Would like to though. I think that would be a great craft to learn.

TJBM has played in a band.

In my dreams, but…I once wrote a poem that a friend in a band turned into a song! :-)

TJBM went Mountain Lion tracking today I did…no lions, but a few beers. lol

No. I did not.
TJBM loves Sarabeth by Rascal Flatts. :D

I don’t know it.

TJBM has been out of the country (whichever one is home to you).

I’ve been to Canada… but I live in Alaska, which might as well be Canada, but it’s not, because it’s America… So yes. I have. >.<
TJBM rambles like me! :D

Not usually…once in a while…;)
TJBM is heartbroken. :(

Nope. Nothing to be heartbroken about. Life is pretty good.

TJBM doesn’t like humid weather.

can’t say
TJBM wants the temps to drop.

Nah, I want them to go up. :)
TJBM is ticklish. :)

Depends. Feet no, knees and ribs, yes! lol

TJBM is celebrating a family Birthday this week

False,
<~ unless two week old birthdays count.

TJBM has a new addition to their family.

The newest one is my three year old niece, Jade. :)
TJBM has a niece/nephew.

true, one each
TJBM has no desire to have children of their own.

Not anymore, no. My girl turns 24 on Friday and this cougar is waaay beyond raising cubs. lol

TJBM has cold feet where’s my socks!

Yes…wearing socks and slippers…;)
TJBM enjoys scuba diving.

Never actually scuba dived, only snorkled.

TJBM hates sweet potatos with marshmallows. Blech!

False.

TJBM is a purple people eater.

LOL…well…I have yet to try a purple people. ;-)

TJBM is a dwarf

Yes, a dwarf giant.

TJBM jumped in a pile of leaves recently

Lol. Nope but my dog did and peed in them and I got yelled at for it by a strange confrontational guy!!

TJBM has been very happy lately.

Absofrigginlutely

TJBM climbs trees for fun

True, when I was younger and more agile.

TJBM is quite limber.

Not bad, but I couldn’t scale a tree in record time to get outta the way of a cougar or a bear. I’d be a nice little cache of meat I’m afraid. lol

TJBM has gone rock climbing

False, but wants to some time.

TJBM could go all the way on the monkey bar at school.

Yes, then and now

TJBM thinks “monkey bars” is not politically correct

False, I think the name is fine….

TJBM loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

Sure..but not as much as some other cereals.

TJBM is thrilled to have some upcoming vacation plans. (I am taking time off at Thanksgiving and will quilt and sleep and play non-stop with my kids. Can’t wait!)

Ehh. It’s whatever.
TJBM is having a slow day.

v e r y s l o w

tjbm cant believe it“s Friday already!

In my little world it’s Monday.

TJBM reads TIME.

Surely.
TJBM is TJAM?

False

TJBM is getting ready for bed

yeppers

TJBM is getting ready for winter

Do I have any other choice?
TJBM is not ready for winter.

False. I got hot cocoa! I’m ready!!

TJBM loves pb&j sammiches!

Sometimes yes.

TJBM knows that the width between a mountain lions canine teeth have evolved to the same distance between a deers cervical vertebrae for that custom kill. ;-)

I do now.
TJBM has gum, and they will share. :)

Sure. <spits gum in hand and offers it to @AshLeigh> heehee

TJBM has false teeth

Wait…—<bites in half and offers half> I wasn’t done yet ; )—

-Hehe. Thanks.—
Nope, they’re real.
TJBM drinks Bottled Water. :) <3

nope, i drink mine from a glass :)

tjbm likes peanut butter and fluff

Maybe ; ) psst… what’s fluff @AshLeigh? lol

TJBM has a heffalump in their closet

Yes, “I have decided to catch a Heffalump.”

@EnchantingEla fluff

tjbm is bouncy trouncy fun fun fun fun fun

I’m glad @blueiiznh answered, because I didn’t know what to tell you, @EnchantingEla! Haha.
For the most part. I have a headache though. :(
TJBM also has a headache.

I do. I just came home from work. Now I can’t sleep it off though.

TJBM gets migraines.

Yuck. I do. I also get them with auras too. it sucks

TJBM has had a pie thrown in their face.

Nah…not yet anyway…;)
TJBM enjoys swimming…

I can barely swim. I almost die. D:
TJBM bowls about six times a week. O.o

I wish! I love to bowl. (Although I’m terrible at it.) I have enough trouble trying to get my friends to play pool down the street, let alone going to an alley to play bowling.

TJBM likes to play pool!

I do. I am pretty crap at it though.

TJBM prefers playing snooker to pool.

Dunno, never played it ; ) Let’s game up and find out @Bellatrix!

TJBM prefers playing baseball to basketball

False. I don’t play with anything that involves balls. I prefer extreme hot tubbing. lol

TJBM has a lot to do today

Always

TJBM can’t wait for more snow

true
TJBM is going to have a bad week.

False. I no longer ever have a bad week (even when mildly unpleasant things happen).

TJBM finds the holidays difficult rather than fun and jolly.

Not anymore, now I do things my way! :-D

TJBM does things their way

Indeed I do, there’s no fun to be had in doing something you don’t want to.
TJBM understands what I mean.

I do. ;-)

TJBM has so much to do they are frozen in inertia at the moment

Actually I’m currently cracking on with a school science project.
TJBM tries to be productive but finds it difficult.

True.

TJBM once lost their top or shorts in the swimming pool.

True. But the best was when I locked my skirt in my back door and had to drop it and run to my car for the house key in my pantyhose. Woo hoo…flash the neighbors! lol

TJBM has been caught with their pants down

Undoubtedly. I think it should happen at least once to everyone. (It also sometimes teaches you to wear a belt.)

TJBM is going out for a walk soon.

Well..to my car in the garage and then through the grocery store for party stuff for a get together tonight.
@Prosb Yeah, wear a belt and panties under your panty hose haha

TJBM loves stuffed mushrooms

I don’t personally, but I have a terrible sense of taste. I hear others say they’re good.

TJBM likes/LOVES chocolate chip pancakes.

I like chocolate chip anything. :-)

TJBM is hungry now

False!

TJBM has had a good day so far.

True! Not my most productive ever – but a good one nonetheless.

TJBM cannot quite relate to SAHM.

True.

TJBM wears a monocle Θ ̨Θƪ.

I wear two monocles!

TJBM is listening to music right now.

Soon…in my car, almost ready to launch. lol

TJBM loves to go hiking

True.

TJBM has cold feet.

No, it is quite warm here already and it is only 7.13 am. Going to be a hot one.

TJBM thinks Barack Obama should worry about the crocs in Darwin (he apparently took out croc insurance).

True! I’d take him for a nice little refreshing swim after I sprayed his trunks with Croc pheremones. lol

TJBM thinks that is the funniest thing they have heard all day Psht!

The finniest thing I heard all day was when a friend of mine, who I didn’t even know was a lesbian, told me she only started talking to me because she finds me attractive. It was very awkward. Haha. I’m too lazy to read up, and find out what you’re talking about. :)
TJBM will tell me something funny that happened today.

False….nothing funny happened today. :(
TJBM Is secretly a ninja assassin. (O.O) Blame the soda, lol

If I told you…. I’d have to kill you.
TJBM is going to kill me! D’: Please don’t.

Your answer made me laugh. :)
Never! D:
TJBM Has a pet turtle! :O

False, but I have 2 pet chinese geese and a siamese cat. :-)

TJBM has an obnoxious relative

True.
TJBM is being stalked by a zebra! :O

…haven’t noticed any extra ungulates here… but then a stalker would be discrete.
TJBM won’t kill a spider but might smack another bug.

True. Spiders scare me.
TJBM has a big fear of Spiders >.<

Nah.
TJBM will come have an NCIS marathon with me.