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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 32?

Asked by creative1 (12054points) November 19th, 2011

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully most all Jellies will join in.

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creative1's avatar

TJBM is happy today is Saturday

augustlan's avatar

True!

TJBM is female.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes I am!

TJBM has a busy day planned.

Luiveton's avatar

Yes.
TJBM is going to have sex all day.

bongo's avatar

No but I wish, I am actually having a day studying (although I may have the occasional “break” as I am working at my boyfriends place)...
TJBM is watching something on ebay today.

FutureMemory's avatar

False. I don’t do ebay anymore.

TJBM is a regular gum chewer.

Paul's avatar

False, I dislike gum.
TJBM likes mints.

blueberry_kid's avatar

True! Especially York Mint Patties.
TJBM would eat anything cold.

Luiveton's avatar

Nah, I’m very picky.
TJBM can fly.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to french kiss a giraffe.

smilingheart1's avatar

False. That is already on my résumé of past victoires.
TJBM Just adores spinach.

Coloma's avatar

Raw yes, cooked no. Only in dips and quiches and soups, not just a slimey blob on a plate. :-p

TJBM is not awake yet

reijinni's avatar

I am, and @Coloma, is that a pic of you?
TJBM wants @Coloma‘s pic.

Coloma's avatar

Haha, I already have it. Yep, that’s me, a cougar in cougar country. lol

TJBM would like to see a cougar in the wild

Luiveton's avatar

False. I’m surrounded by them.
TJBM is still horny.

jazmina88's avatar

True. Even though I’m 50, according to Zen, us old boobs should be demolished.

TJBM is making a list for Thanksgiving Feast.

Coloma's avatar

@jazmina88 haha, what does Zen know? Hell, a woman in her prime could kill a man! lol

False. Did my shopping yesterday, I’m good to go.

TJBM loves stuffing

dubsrayboo's avatar

Very true, add some veggies and a little chicken and you have a meal right there.
TJBM loves the look of fresh snow.

Meego's avatar

I do!

TJBM loves building snowmen.

blueberry_kid's avatar

I most absolutely positively do! so cute!
TJBM can tie a cherry stem with thier tounge

dabbler's avatar

No but I have other tongue skills.
Hey! That too… but I meant being able to curl my tongue and consequently being able to blow/draw a single note on a harmonica (essential for that bent 4th note on the blues scale).

TJBM can play a wind instrument (brass or wood).

blueberry_kid's avatar

Violin, Viola, Piano, Flute, Bass guitar, and Guitar. And just recently: chopsticks.
TJBM knows what razzmatazz is.

bongo's avatar

Its a pinkish/reddish colour or a song by the band Pulp?
TJBM likes to dance like an idiot when they think no one is watching (clothes optional).

dabbler's avatar

Hmm, an idiot? I enjoy a wild style whether or not someone is watching !
Usually around here though at least the parrot is watching and she loves it.

If people are watching I prefer to have some clothes on, and they would probably prefer it too – it’s been a while since I had the slim runner’s build I used to… sigh.

TBJM prefers unsalted nuts and chips to salted nuts and chips.

Coloma's avatar

False. I love salty food, I should probably start watching my salt intake. :-/

TJBM loves sugar and spice and everything nice

bongo's avatar

Of course, that’s is what I am made of!
TJBM thinks it might be time to open the wine soon.

Coloma's avatar

Good f’ing god NO! I drank too much with little dinner last night, I’m in my PJ’s all day over here, feeling woozy. Bad, bad me. :-/

TJBM wants a denver omelet Oh if only…lol

MilkyWay's avatar

I think I’ll pass.
TJBM has a strange habit.

Coloma's avatar

I sing to my geese. ;-)

TJBM sings to their pets

reijinni's avatar

no pets
TJBM wants Tebow on the DL.

Ela's avatar

Broncos need all the help they can get ; )
I had to bing Tebow lol

tjbm is watching college football right now!

Coloma's avatar

False. I am watching Barakascope.

TJBM has seen Barakscope the wordless, images only, film

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM has a sore throat

creative1's avatar

Nope feelin fine

TJBM knows who deep throat is

MilkyWay's avatar

False, but I know what deep throat is ;)
TJBM thinks @creative1 is pretty.

dabbler's avatar

Yep, a little fuzzy but pretty nonetheless.

( Deep Throat is Mark Felt, a former Associate director of the FBI, who helped leak and confirm information in the Pentagon Papers )

TJBM was not even born when the Pentagon Papers were published.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM was born when the Pentagon Papers were published.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM is feeling a but under the weather :(

Coloma's avatar

True. I had too many Bloody marys last night. :-(

TJBM is feeling above the weather

AshLeigh's avatar

Ehh. I think I’m at an equal level with the weather. :P Cold, and sunny? I think so.
TJBM has their ears pierced! :O

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Yes, I’ve got one set of holes done as a kid and several other sets done by myself as a teen.

TJBM is thinking of a fireplace.

Coloma's avatar

Not in the moment, but, it is cold today and the hear is on.

TJBM is having a cozy afternoon watching movies

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m waiting for my mother to get home, so I can make her take me places.
TJBM has a bad back! :(

babybadger's avatar

Sort of true – I have minor scoliosis, but it doesn’t really affect me :)
TJBM is exhausted of Twilight mania making a comeback

AshLeigh's avatar

True, true.
TJBM loves @babybadger‘s picture! :)

creative1's avatar

True, very cute (thank you for the compliment @dabbler)

TJBM is watching a movie

AshLeigh's avatar

No. I’m writing, and hanging out on Fluther. :P
TJBM has a pet cow! :O

Coloma's avatar

False. I have 2 geese and a cat, but, I live next door to 3 donkeys, 2 mules, a draft horse and a Llama. You’d think there’d be a cow to round out the gang lol

TJBM likes coconut ice cream

creative1's avatar

mmmmm yummy coconut

TJBM loves nuts

Coloma's avatar

True. Infact I have a bowl of mixed nuts in my movie room right now. munch, munch

TJBM likes chocolate covered nuts too

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure. Without the nuts. :P
TJBM needs a nap, like me!

reijinni's avatar

might have to after the loss.
TJBM is sleeping in the buff tonight.

Coloma's avatar

Always. I don’t use a top sheet either, just an ultra soft microfiber blanket and a light silk quilt. Heaven in bed. :-)

TJBM likes to sleep sprawled on their belly

AshLeigh's avatar

Sometimes.
TJBM is a stalker! :O

cookieman's avatar

No. I don’t even like celery.

TJBM has eaten rhubarb.

Coloma's avatar

True. Not terribly exciting. lol

TJBM has chewed (Areca) Betle nut

augustlan's avatar

False. I don’t even know what that is!

TJBM went shopping for stocking stuffers today. I did. :)

poisonedantidote's avatar

False, I actually went shopping for UGG boots for a gift.

TJBM is a great chess player.

Coloma's avatar

@augustlan It is a palm nut that is chewed in asian cultures as a stimulant, like coca leaves.

I used to play alright, but haven’t played for years now.

TJBM slept like a baby last night

OpryLeigh's avatar

I did sleep well even though I went to bed late and woke up fairly early.

TJBM had a bit of a panic about something today.

Coloma's avatar

Hmmm..not panic, no, but, I am in process of evaluating a relationship. The usual, not sure if I like this person enough to keep ‘em around. lol

TJBM is going to enjoy a cozy, rainy day like I am

dabbler's avatar

It’s nice here, a crisp mostly clear 53F. But I’m enjoying it.
TJBM thinks ‘corporate personhood’ is laughable except that it’s also unfortunate for most of us.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

False. I’m not for certain what corporate personhood is.

TJBM is running low on toilet paper.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…false. Just stocked up the pother day.

TJBM has spilled something in their car recently My bottle of water fell out of the console the other day and soaked my feet while driving and unable to stop. Grrr!

bongo's avatar

yeah a plant fell over in my car when I was moving house and now there is soil everywhere on the passenger side!
TJBM has been skinny dipping.

dabbler's avatar

Yep ! Twice last summer… a pond “upstate NY” and a secluded beach on a Caribbean Island.
[ ‘corporate personhood’ is the justification for the Supreme Court’s “Citizens United” case ruling that corporations, as persons, have rights to free speech, and consequently because they can’t actually talk they can pour as much money as they like directly into political campaigns. Chief Justice Roberts broke the law expanding the scope from the much narrower original case to produce this judgement, but who’s going to go after him? ]

TJBM likes several ice cream flavors but picks vanilla much of the time anyway.

Coloma's avatar

True, but my favorites are Coffee & Black Walnut. I make my own with vanilla and mix in instant coffee dissolved in a bit of warm milk. Yummy!

TJBM loves the Heath Ledger movie ” A Knights Tale”

reijinni's avatar

haven’t watched it.
TJBM has watched the “Rush Hour” movies.

Coloma's avatar

True. I love Jackie Chan

TJBM has a motorcycle

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Nope.

TJBM has a black leather jacket.

MilkyWay's avatar

True!
TJBM has leather boots

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True! Shiny black leather boots.

TJBM once sat on a tack.

creative1's avatar

Stepped on one before but never sat on one

TJBM loves ham with pineapples and cherries (I am cooking one now and mmmmmm does my home smell yummy)

MilkyWay's avatar

Oooh yes!
TJBM feels hungry now.

Coloma's avatar

True! Making a baked potato with cucumber and dill dressing now. Mmmm!

TJBM is wiped out today

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM thinks that Mum’s chicken and vegetable soup is the answer to all of your problems.
Like sore throats.

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM plays disc golf.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

What’s disc golf?

TJBM needs to clip their toenails.

MilkyWay's avatar

Hmm, nope.
TJBM is going to have a shower.

creative1's avatar

Took one this morning

TJBM prefers showers in the morning to get a good wake up

geeky_mama's avatar

True..but I like a hot bath at night to wind down.

TJBM is traveling out of town for the (US) Thanksgiving holiday. (We’re on the road as I type – don’t worry, I’m not driving. Yay for mobile Internet access!)

reijinni's avatar

will be. @Neizvestnaya , it golf played with flying discs.
TJBM is cutting the cheese and/or stepping on a duck.

Coloma's avatar

True. Just cut some swiss cheese and fed my geese, didn’t step on them though. lol

TJBM is having their sunset now awesome out there over here

AmWiser's avatar

False. It’s dark as hell and has been that way since 5:30.:D
Ahh! The joy of Autumn.

TJBM is wrapped up in their Snuggie.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Nope. Lol. I have on a warm smooth snuggly turtleneck shirt at the moment.

TJBM has had a problem with Spam Bot once.

Coloma's avatar

True. It was outta control.

TJBM has a junk drawer in their house

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

We have a junk room in our house! Yikes. Lol.

TJBM is getting ready to eat dinner.

reijinni's avatar

already had mine.
TJBM can sing “Stairway To Heaven” in their sleep.

Coloma's avatar

True. One of those songs branded in the minds of us 70’s peeps. lol

TJBM has a crystal ball

AshLeigh's avatar

No, but I should.
TJBM is having a bad day, like me. :-/

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Kinda. My email is giving me problems. Will need to get my computer fixed. :(

TJBM is going to bed.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nevah!!!
TJBM is watching movies with my sister.

AshLeigh's avatar

Heck yeah I am!
TJBM is listening to beautiful music.

augustlan's avatar

I am listening to the beautiful sound of silence. Everyone is asleep!

TJBM is dreading winter’s arrival.

bongo's avatar

yes I am, my house is horribly damp with mouldy walls etc. I cant leave anything on the floor without it getting damp, cigarette papers stick together and shoes go mouldy. Winter is going to be cruel this year.
TJBM can cook a mean curry.

AshLeigh's avatar

No I cannot.
TJBM is NOT glad it’s Monday!

OpryLeigh's avatar

Actually I don’t mind that it is Monday. I am glad I survived the weekend put it that way.

TJBM will do most of their Christmas shopping online this year.

Coloma's avatar

Mmm….some, but not even close to all.

TJBM has a frosty morning at their house

reijinni's avatar

nope, wet
TJBM is swimming to work today.

bongo's avatar

Well I’ve just got back from lectures (UK so its 5.30pm) and just about missed the rain so home and dry!
TJBM likes crunchy peanut butter better than smooth.

creative1's avatar

oh so true!

TJBM preferrs Fluff over Jelly with Peanut Butter

reijinni's avatar

never messed with fluff and hate jelly.
TJBM has made a peanut butter and jello sandwich.

cookieman's avatar

Nope. Peanut Butter & Nutella is where it’s at.

TJBM fears they will die alone.

MilkyWay's avatar

Never really thought about it to be honest.
TJBM fears they will die with family.

blueberry_kid's avatar

ABSOLUTELY!!! I want my family to out-live me!
TJBM enjoys opening umbrellas.

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL! Yes I do. And then closing them. And then opening them again. And then closing them. And then opening them again. And then… you get the idea.
TJBM wants to learn ballroom dancing.

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM wants to do a silly walk.

Coloma's avatar

LIke an Egyptian? ;-D

TJBM ordered something HUGE today for a Xmas gift. OMG! I ordered a dining room set for my daughter and her BF, I hope, hope, hope they like it! :-)

AshLeigh's avatar

No, not yet. :)
TJBM thinks @Coloma‘s daughter, and her boyfriend will love it. ;-)

Coloma's avatar

I do! LOL

TJBM ate junk food today and now does not feel well Oh, I knew better, but, I did it anyway. haha

perspicacious's avatar

Yeah kind of. I think I ate too much ice cream tonight. ugh

TJBM remembers the movie Love Story.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Barely. I was very young when it came out. It starred Ryan O Neal, right?

TJBM lives in an U.S. city where there’s a Japan Town.

perspicacious's avatar

No, no Japan Town here. Yes, Ryan Oneal—it’s on TV right now.

TJBM is a home gardener.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Yes I am. I got a nice home garden, but it’s all covered by a foot of snow now. :(

TJBM has a bonsai tree.

AshLeigh's avatar

No. :(
TJBM is a tree hugger.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I really love trees, but I’m not a tree hugger. Lol.

TJBM has a poster on his/her office or bedroom wall.

Coloma's avatar

False. I do have some wild wall sculptures in my bedroom. They are twisted black metal with strange wooden circles painted in blue, green and black swirls.

TJBM loves the 1994 movie “The Shawshank Redemption ” so sad, but great!

AshLeigh's avatar

… I was born in 1995… Just saying. >.<
TJBM was born in 1984? :O

Coloma's avatar

False. Very false. lol

TJBM plans on never going to prison :-/

creative1's avatar

soooo true

TJBM is making a pot of coffee

cookieman's avatar

No, but I could use one. Working 7AM to 8PM today. ugh

TJBM has a favorite jelly bean flavor and will share it with us right now…

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has their favorite amber-colored pisswater that they drink all the time.

Coloma's avatar

Kinda true. I like a couple of Corona lites now and then, but, not all the time.

TJBM likes unusual artwork

dabbler's avatar

Yes ! I like most art except the mundane and poorly crafted.
“Outsider Art” can be fascinating and some is very well crafted.
I like homebrew amateur art when there is some real skill involved and at least some aesthetic / beauty expressed.

TJBM has been to a museum in the past three months. ( which ! do tell )

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, North Carolina Museum of Art for the “Rembrandt in America” exhibit.

TJBM has to go shopping for “last minute items” for Thanksgiving

Coloma's avatar

False. Did my Thanksgiving on my daughters birthday last Friday, now I am debating if I am going to friends or staying home. Traveled out of town last year, think I’ll stay home. :-)

TJBM knows how to roast chestnuts over an open fire

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes but I have a rack and ceramic dish ( good to 1000* F ) to put them in.

TJBM said hello to the postal person in the last week.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I haven’t ever seen my postie as they arrive somewhere in between 8am and 5.30pm when I am at work.

TJBM had a long meeting at work today.

Coloma's avatar

False. A long day of house cleaning, barn cleaning, feed store hauling, goose pool scrubbing, and coloring my hair and grocery shopping. Hoping my gardener buddy will come on out to the ranch and give a girl a ranch hand moment. lol

TJBM has a ranch hand

Tropical_Willie's avatar

He’s the guy in the mirror when I shave.

TJBM has neighbor that is moving out of the neighborhood.

Coloma's avatar

Kinda true.
My “pet” Raccoon has gone missing. Fearing she was coyote or cougar dinner. She has not been by for her evening constitution of bread for 2 weeks after 2 years of evening visits like clockwork. :-(

TJBM loves letting their yard get buried in leaves before raking

AmWiser's avatar

False. Don’t love it but it’s more convenient to use the yard vac after all the leaves have fallin.

@Coloma LOL! about your ‘pet’ raccoon. We’ve trapped 3 in the last month while trying to trap a groundhog.

TJBM know how to make homemade egg nog.

reijinni's avatar

hate egg nog.
TJBM sleeps where they fell after a good party.

Coloma's avatar

False. Most of my partying these days is at home, I just fall into the memory foam. lol
@AmWiser haha, Groundhigs are so cute!

TJBM has a local bakery that is a “problem” for them lol

dabbler's avatar

Fortunately no problem, only because I don’t have a sweet tooth.
If I did I would be in all sorts of trouble. Downstairs in this building there is a shop with Belgian chocolates (and the best coffee around – Starbucks, feh!). Within 100 feet of the front door is a pastry shop that is run by a talented French pastry chef – total eye candy, everything’s exquisitely beautiful. (They also have the second best coffee around – none of the 6 Starbucks within ½ mile of here comes close, feh!) To the extent I go for pastries they hit every spot. I wish I had an appetite for everything they have because it would be so satisfying.

TJBM is planning some construction at home.

AmWiser's avatar

True. Just spent 1½ hours unclogging the paper shredder. Oops! you said major. False. Still paying off new windows and roof.

TJBM is looking forward to holiday parties.

AmWiser's avatar

@Coloma I don’t think the fat bastard is cute at all. OK! Maybe just a little. But I’m afeared of critters.LOL!

Coloma's avatar

Only the ones I throw. haha

@AmWiser ” afeared” hahaha

TJBM likes to talk like a hillbilly for fun

AmWiser's avatar

True. My sister and I have it bad sometimes. I know we aughtn’t. LOL!

TJBM will phrase their post using hillbilly lingo.

Coloma's avatar

Dang true ya little varmint

TJBM keeps a jug o’ moonshine in that there outhouse of yourn

MilkyWay's avatar

Uh… false.
TJBM has run out of coffee and doesn’t know what to do.

reijinni's avatar

don’t drink coffee
TJBM would rather drink tea instead of coffee.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM would rather have mik than coffee.

Ela's avatar

True but i absolutely looooove the smell of it.

TJBM also loves the smell of coffee

dabbler's avatar

Oh yes ! mmmmmmmmmmmmm

TJBM has a favorite screwdriver. (what kind / size ?)

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol! A queer thing to say, but I am a fan of the mini tester.
TJBM lives on a building site.

Coloma's avatar

False. I live in the hills, and yes, they have eyes. haha

TJBM loves steak fries

blueberry_kid's avatar

OMG! sorry, teen moment there I LOVE! steak fries. Hehe.
TJBM hates being around buzz-kills

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM wants to make @blueberry_kid a giant plate of steak fries

AshLeigh's avatar

… No, because I don’t want her to die from my terrible cooking.
TJBM will cook them.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I’m not a great cook, so no I won’t.

TJBM can accurately guess my shoe size.

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably not. Is it… 10? :O I’m bad at guessing
TJBM can guess MY shoe size? ;D

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Correct! Bing! Sometimes 9 and a half, sometimes 10.

TJBM once got whacked in the shins by a hockey stick. Ouch!

AshLeigh's avatar

Actually yes… >:(
TJBM has whacked someone else in the shins with a hockey puck! :O

creative1's avatar

Yes

TJBM wears hockey skates

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I own a pair of hockey skates, but I don’t wear them because I’ve outgrown them. I speedskate during the winter though, so I have a great pair of speedskates.

TJBM likes to watch speedskating on t.v. during the winter months.

Coloma's avatar

I do like skating events but I don’t watch TV anymore.

TJBM has been bitten by a squirrel

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, but was bitten by a King Snake. My brother was bitten by a squirrel, he had to a tetanus shot and the the “pet” squirrel had to stay in his cage for a couple of weeks for quarantine.

TJBM has their front door facing North.

Coloma's avatar

False.
East towards the mountains.
I get a great sunrise from my living room windows where my laptop is on a table at the window. :-)

TJBM is already over eating and it’s not even Thanksgiving yet OMG! I broke into one of the pecan pies last night, bad girl! lol

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope.
TJBM is glad it’s Wednesday.

reijinni's avatar

yep.
TJBM is going to BBQ their turkey this year.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am baking/roasting a turkey breast only, not the whole bird.

TJBM likes asian art

blueberry_kid's avatar

Sometimes. Mostly, it just confuses me.
TJBM will play any sport known to man, just for the heck of it.

Coloma's avatar

False. I like solo sports. Swimming, riding horses, hiking.

TJBM eats unusual food for breakfast, like soup.

Prosb's avatar

True, but my sleep schedule is scrambled. Any of what I eat, when I eat it, is probably unusual for that time of day/night.

TJBM enjoys sports with friends.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM has got the flu.

Coloma's avatar

False, Thank God. I got the flu shot after getting it two years in a row. Gah!

TJBM hopes @MilkyWay does not have the flu :-(

AshLeigh's avatar

True!
TJBM will tell me something they’re thankful for. :)

MilkyWay's avatar

Food :D
TJBM thinks a life without music would be hell

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True. It would be boring and depressing.

TJBM’s favorite Thanksgiving food is the stuffing.

Coloma's avatar

Close. Next to cranberry sauce and Pecan Pie. :-D

TJBM wants to travel to India and take ” The Royal Bengal Tiger Tour” in Sundarban Natl. Park All you need is your Malaria and Cholera vaccines and a lot of insect repellent LOL

AshLeigh's avatar

Ehh. I don’r want to move a single muscle right now.
TJBM thinks I might be dying. :/ Yeah, DYING. From a headache. ;D

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I think you’re just tired. Time to sleep?

TJBM likes the dark meat for turkey dinner, not the white meat.

cookieman's avatar

True. I love dark meat. Mmmmm In fact, I just woke up to put my 26lb. Bird in the oven.

TJBM like to sing to their turkey while they prepare it for roasting. I do

Coloma's avatar

Haha, well no. I do sing to my living geese though.

TJBM will make up a song about Turkey

blueberry_kid's avatar

Turkey, oh! Turkey! How I lo-o-ve you sooooo! You’re so yummy in my tummy, now i’ll eat you very slow!
TJBM is grateful for every new friend they’ve made this past year.

Coloma's avatar

Haha very good BB kid!

False. I haven’t really made any new friends, the old ones are fine. :-)

TJBM loves Pecan Pie

dabbler's avatar

Oh I do, I do ! Pecan pie is pretty much my favorite kind of pie.

TJBM took a good long stroll this morning.

Coloma's avatar

Well, if walking 40 feet to my barn counts. Actually 80 ft. round trip. lol

TJBM has friends coming over soon

dabbler's avatar

We’ll be 10 total. They started arriving already ( ! ) but we shooed them out, they are over an hour early yet. They know the neighborhood and won’t mind a bit.

TJBM has chores to do before the guests arrive !

Coloma's avatar

Just finished! Waiting!

TJBM got their house waaay too hot fans and open doors here now!

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I’m at my aunt’s huge house. It never gets hot in here.
TJBM has had a busy month.

reijinni's avatar

not quite
tjbm farts during prayers.

MilkyWay's avatar

Uh, no. I don’t pray.
TJBM just killed a giant wasp that got in very mysteriously… (all the windows are shut.)

TheIntern55's avatar

No. Creepy.
TJBM is watching football right now.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM is listening to You Me at Six.

dubsrayboo's avatar

False
TJBM has a very quiet house right now.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Yes. The little ones are finally in bed and asleep.

TJBM is in a room right now lighted with fluorescent lighting.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope.
TJBM slept all day, because they are sick, like me. :/

cookieman's avatar

Nope. I’ve been up for eighteen hours straight and had a house full of fifteen people for Thanksgiving today.

TJBM would like a pet chicken.

Coloma's avatar

Used to have chickens, it was fun.

TJBM is going to bed after a long and stuffed day. :-)

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Pretty soon. Stuffed with stuffing.

TJBM will be eating leftover turkey in the next few days——eg., turkey sandwiches!

AshLeigh's avatar

<—Vegetarian.
TJBM will tell me what they’re doing on Black Friday!

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Wearing black.

TJBM will do a lot of shopping this weekend.

cookieman's avatar

Nope. I hate shopping. I only have four peoole to buy for every Christmas. I keep a running list of ideas all year, take a virtual trip to Amazon one day, and in less than an hour – done.

TJBM can sleep just about anywhere.

TheIntern55's avatar

True, it’s one of my many talents, sarcasm being one of them.
TJBM is the only one up in their house.

creative1's avatar

True

TJBM went shopping this morning

cookieman's avatar

Nope. I hate shopping. I only have four people to buy for every Christmas. I keep a running list of ideas all year, take a virtual trip to Amazon one day, and in less than an hour – done.

TJBM can sleep just about anywhere.

TheIntern55's avatar

i feel a strong sense of de ja vu…
TJBM feels it too.

Coloma's avatar

True. ;-)

TJBM just woke up and is completely out of it lol

TheIntern55's avatar

True, I’m in a different time zone, jetlag is kicking in.
TJBM traveled far away for Thanksgiving.

blueberry_kid's avatar

No…But I really wanted to. I have family far away. Boy, do I miss them!!! tear..
TJBM went Black Friday Shopping!!!

Coloma's avatar

False. Zero interest in that hysteria. lol

TJBM likes the Disney movie ” Enchanted” where the fairytale characters come to life

AshLeigh's avatar

Love it. :)
TJBM is going to watch Disney Movies today. O.o

Coloma's avatar

Maybe. I am so partied and fooded out. haha

TJBM has a food hangover

AshLeigh's avatar

No. I’m still sick. I hardly ate yesterday. :/
TJBM has fun plans for the day?

Coloma's avatar

@AshLeigh Feel better my little red haired cupcake! :-D

False. Just going to enjoy my clean house and the leftovers, maybe rake my yard a little, for the exercise before the pie. lol

TJBM Is still in their PJ’s

dubsrayboo's avatar

False, I would look funny walking around my neighborhood in my jammies.
TJBM loves their family (I definitely love mine!)

Coloma's avatar

True. :-)

TJBM likes to rake leaves into piles

TheIntern55's avatar

In small doses.
TJBM is having good weather.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM likes Simple Plan.

reijinni's avatar

not sure about the group.
TJBM is now in a different city.

TheIntern55's avatar

True, a different coast.
TJBM is watching Friends.

reijinni's avatar

nope, just seeing what’s on cable.
TJBM stayed home on Black Friday.

creative1's avatar

Nope got up at 3 shopped then came home cleaned went to work and came home put the kids to bed and now online

TJBM is eating turkey leftovers for dinner

TheIntern55's avatar

Sorta true. My family eats ham instead of turkey.
TJBM thinks that weird. I’d prefer the bird

Coloma's avatar

False. Either/or depends on what you want

TJBM loves Ghiridelli peppermint bark

AshLeigh's avatar

:) Surely.
TJBM thinks it’s annoying that Facebook is switching my ”(:” to ”:)” >:(
AH! FLUTHER DID IT TOO!!!

TheIntern55's avatar

It is annoyong! Let us protest!
TJBM will join the movement.

Coloma's avatar

You go ahead, I’m too mellow to protest anything lol

TJBM had a nice day

AshLeigh's avatar

I’ve almost recovered from being sick, and I’m watching NCIS… So yes.
TJBM will protest with @TheIntern55, and I! :)

perspicacious's avatar

Wrong

TJBM is considering law school

AshLeigh's avatar

No. But my mother is studying for it! :O
TJBM has a dog! :)

perspicacious's avatar

I do not.

TJBM takes a maintenance prescription drug.

snowberry's avatar

Yes, Chocolate! LOL

TJBM is glad to be alive.

cookieman's avatar

Absolutely.

TJBM has flown a kite in the past year.

snowberry's avatar

Nope.

TJBM is fasting today.

reijinni's avatar

not likely.
TJBM is glad to be back home.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I’m still on vacation.
TJBM loves bacon!

Coloma's avatar

I love BLT’s, but don;t eat bacon just to eat bacon.

TJBM has had a bloody nose recently

dabbler's avatar

Egad, yes. I was taking some Amoxicillin antibiotic for 10 days following some dental work and three different times I had sudden torrential nosebleeds occur. Barely made it to the sink each time. Ten minutes of cold water on the nose, cheeks and forehead helped it all calm down.
I was so glad that’s over. No nosebleeds since.

TJBM has never broken a bone.

AshLeigh's avatar

False.
TJBM is up WAY too early. ._.

Paul's avatar

Nope, it’s 5:35pm here.
TJBM is British.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, All-american girl.
TJBM is reaady to watch American football today.

Coloma's avatar

Nah. I’m going to out blowing more leaves down to the pasture from my front yard. They just keep on coming. lol

TJBM loves working out in their yard

TheIntern55's avatar

False, mine is huge and it takes too long.
TJBM has done stand-up before.

Coloma's avatar

No, other than with friends, but I’d love to try it someday, I’m a funny girl. :-D

TJBM thinks they are pretty funny too

TheIntern55's avatar

Sure, if you say so:)
TJBM is a Fluther noob. lots of those lately.

AshLeigh's avatar

Depends on what you consider a noob… I’ve been here for, what, six months? I forget when I joined…
TJBM will live until they are 109. :)

creative1's avatar

Boy that would be nice

TJBM will have a Merry Christmas real soon

cookieman's avatar

I sure hope so. I haven’t fully enjoyed a Christmas in four years (due to work).

TJBM snores like a freight train.

AmWiser's avatar

Eww! False. I have been told that I snore, Yet no one has proved it to me.:D

TJBM has sensitive teeth.

Coloma's avatar

A little, not bad.

TJBM bleaches their teeth

geeky_mama's avatar

False. But maybe I should…

TJBM talks in their sleep.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has worn an orange jumpsuit.

AshLeigh's avatar

;)
TJBM likes to wink! ;)

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I do. ;)

TJBM went to one of the following stores this weekend: either Lowe’s, Home Depot, Best Buy, or Wal-Mart.

creative1's avatar

Correct

TJBM Just cooked their own turkey at home since they had to go to families for Thanksgiving

snowberry's avatar

We did cook a turkey, but they all came to us. Very nice…No traveling.

TJBM is a good cook.

geeky_mama's avatar

Good, not great. I’ve been told I’m a good cook—but my repertoire of dishes is not very vast. What I do, I do well.

TJBM is a bit of a foodie.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I have a hedonistic streak that I need to pay attention to.
TJBM can’t wait for a big storm to hit again soon

cookieman's avatar

I don’t know about BIG, but I do love a good thunder storm.

TJBM needs a hug.

perspicacious's avatar

Actually, I’m getting lots of hugs these day, so, I’m good.

TJBM is a surfer (not internet).

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM wants the church to be taxed.

dabbler's avatar

I don’t mind the church not being taxed, but they damn well better stay out of politics to keep their exemption.

TJBM will sing to their pets.

TheIntern55's avatar

True. My old dog liked it, but my new puppy finds it unsettling. I’m an awful singer
TJBM is a rocker.

Coloma's avatar

I like rock music, have seen some of the late greats in my rockin’ youth. Grateful dead, Led Zepplin, The Stones, etc.:-)

TJBM has seen a classic rock concert

OpryLeigh's avatar

I’ve seen Queen and Meat Loaf!

TJBM goes to the gym at least once a week.

TheIntern55's avatar

Depends if you count the fitness room in gym class.
TJBM can run a 5-minute mile.

snowberry's avatar

Not on these legs.

TJM is a popcorn fanatic.

blueberry_kid's avatar

OH MY GOSH! I love love love popcorn. I more of a critic than a fanatic.
TJBM hated or hates doing homework.

TheIntern55's avatar

This freshman hates it. :P
TJBM knows how to make an amazing milkshake.

snowberry's avatar

I know how to make one, but amazing? Not sure

TJBM is out of work.

dubsrayboo's avatar

With this house and this family? Never!
TJBM would like to loose weight.

Coloma's avatar

Haha, true. Right after the holidays, yep, uh huh. ;-D
I have been doing a lot of outdoor stuff but not shakin’ my ass enough. lol

TJBM needs to exercise more

geeky_mama's avatar

True. And I do believe Santa will be bringing me a Wii Zumba game to that end.

TJBM cooked an especially nice meal today.

Coloma's avatar

Not yet, but I am debating several options right now

TJBM is still adjusting to the long nights shit, at 8 o’ clock it feels like 11.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I don’t know if I can Adjust. A month from now it will be going the other WAY.

TJBM has a favorite perfume or cologne.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, but my grandma pours on her favorite gag
TJBM has lived in Brooklyn.

creative1's avatar

Nope but have visited there many times, they have a great zoo

TJBM will tell us their favorite animal at the zoo

AshLeigh's avatar

Elephants.
TJBM wants to go to the zoo!

Coloma's avatar

True. I saw Taipei zoo in my travels a few years ago, it was awesome. :-)

TJBM has been to a zoo in another country

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, but after seeing some deplorable conditions I now seek out Botanical Gardens in other countries instead. Much less depressing and sometimes the special flora/fauna make nice shots for prints that we frame on our wall.

TJBM has lots of framed things on their walls.

dabbler's avatar

A lot of them aren’t framed but the walls are covered with ours and friends works.
There is a 4’x4’ painting of cross-section of a kiwi over the bird’s cage (kiwi is one of her favorites foods) there are other paintings and photos and collages. Some of the fine art is painted on the walls.

TJBM would rather watch a movie at home than go to the cinema.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True. It’s so expensive going out to watch movies.

TJBM has a good movie DVD collection.

dabbler's avatar

Pretty meagre DVD collection, actually. Netflix and Kozmo (bicycle deliver in less than an hour! Now defunct due to poorly planned expansion) before them made it unnecessary to own any but our most favorite favorites that we will watch again and again (we did score a DVD copy of “The Cruise” with Timothy ‘Speed’ Levitch for 5$ yesterday! Goes on the shelf next to Idiocracy and Dead Man)

TJBM can get to a body of water when they want to have a contemplative sit. (no, not the tub!)

snowberry's avatar

Yes.

TJBM has a pet. What kind is it?

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Yes, I got a dog——Akita, and fish—- Koi.

TJBM has a picture or little figure of Jesus in his/her house.

Coloma's avatar

False. I have several Buddhas though. ;-)

TJBM has a potato with the face of the virgin Mary on it

cookieman's avatar

No, but I know a girl named Mary who resembles a potato.

TJBM prefers sweet potatoes over regular spuds.

snowberry's avatar

Yep.

TJBM is a connaisseur of fine wine.

Coloma's avatar

To a degree, yes. I live in wine country, so am a fan of the local varietals, but..I’m a beer lover too. My fav. local winery has a microbrewery too and they took 1st place in the state with their brews this year! :-)

TJBM is up super early this morning

geeky_mama's avatar

True, while my hubby is out of town it’s up to me to get up at 5:45am to make sure our oldest is up in time to catch the bus to high school and pack all 3 kids’ lunches.

TJBM is not a fan of PB&J.

Coloma's avatar

Eh, once in awhile, on toast, I like PB and crackers though.

TJBM has been on carb overload the last week

Ela's avatar

False. Carbs are not on my diet plan.

TJBM is addicted emmy ems (M&Ms)

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes. <3
TJBM needs some water!

Ela's avatar

@AshLeigh!!!!
True, I’m wilting : (

TJBM has a green thumb

Coloma's avatar

True. My plants were outta control this year, no more fertilizer for you guys! lol

TJBM likes flowering vines like Morning Glories and Cardinal creeper and Honeysuckles and Jasmine

snowberry's avatar

Yes, but the stronger smelling flowers are a bit much for me. I adore trumpet vines though.

TJBM is an insomniac.

Coloma's avatar

False. I sleep like a baby, but, I do go to bed around 10ish and wake at about 5:30–6 all on my own. Summer is a challenge because I like to stay up til midnight as the nights are so nice. Winter, I’m in my PJ’s at dark. lol

TJBM still stuffs stockings for their adult kids

reijinni's avatar

never did
TJBM has spent some time at the gray bar hotel.

TheIntern55's avatar

I don’t believe so.
TJBM hates babies on planes. 4 hours. GRRR!

Coloma's avatar

I wouldn’t say “hate”, but, yeah, screaming babies are not joyful to behold. lol

TJBM llkes a lot of quiet, no noise, no music, just silence

geeky_mama's avatar

True. I do appreciate quiet. Though, when I drive I like music in the car instead of silence.

TJBM has an unusual habit.

dabbler's avatar

Yes, several of the them are unusual.
E.g. I carry a blues harp around with me most of the time.

TJBM has socks mostly of one color.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I rarely ever match my socks, different colors and patterns everyday!
TJBM still watches video tapes.

AshLeigh's avatar

@EnchantingEla!
Nope.
TJBM loves candles. <3

Ela's avatar

True! I love the spicy smelly ones this time of year ; )

TJBM has a dentist appt tomorrow they wanna skip out of : (

perspicacious's avatar

False.

TJBM has read a Scott Turrow novel

AshLeigh's avatar

Maybe… I can’t remember.
TJBM snorts random things! :O

Coloma's avatar

Not usually. lol

TJBM lives near the ocean

creative1's avatar

Nope but I do live on a lake

TJBM loves to swim

Coloma's avatar

True, I do!

TJBM likes Bamboo and wants to plant a giant bamboo grove on their property

geeky_mama's avatar

I do love bamboo..but it would look all wrong (and certainly die the first winter) here in the great northern tundra where I live.

TJBM lives in a tropical climate.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM just had dental work.

Coloma's avatar

True-ish. Just had a check up, xrays and cleaning 2 weeks ago. All’s good, no issues. Big smile :-D

TJBM loves a good grilled steak sandwich once in awhile with provelone cheese and avacado on a french roll

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I don’t like steaks.
TJBM hates going back to work/school after vacation.

blueberry_kid's avatar

OH my gosh. DO I! You’re in such a hazy, sleep mode. You just want it all to end.
TJBM has kissed someone before for 1 hour or longer.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t think so. lol

TJBM washed their car today

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope.
TJBM wants to make cookies with me. :)

TheIntern55's avatar

Yes! I was just looking for dessert!
TJBM will bring the milk.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes. I will. :)
TJBM will join us, and make it a party! :)

blueberry_kid's avatar

YEAH-YUH!!! I’ll bring my legendary blueberry muffins with me.
TJBM loves to drink Gatorade®.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I haven’t drunk it in a long time. But I do like it.

TJBM usually drinks milk with his/her dinner.

geeky_mama's avatar

False. I hate milk. Always have, always will.

TJBM loves bacon—but only REAL bacon..not imitation bacon flavored things.

AshLeigh's avatar

<—Vegetarian.
TJBM has a speech impediment! :O

blueberry_kid's avatar

Umm, I say umm a lot?! Does that count?!
TJBM has a full belly.

dabbler's avatar

Oh yes! Got seconds, as always, of the wife’s family recipe for mac ‘n’ cheese.
Yum, (‘erp) yum !

TJBM has had more than one bicycle at a time.

TheIntern55's avatar

Well, sorta true. I have my own bike, but usually use my mother’s. it’s not like she’s putting it to good use
TJBM has completed a bike race before.

reijinni's avatar

hadn’t rode a bike in ages.
TJBM thinks that becoming a vegan is a stupid idea.

creative1's avatar

I love meat too much to become one so even though its not right for me I don’t think its a bad thing

TJBM loves Turkey Soup

Coloma's avatar

True!

TJBM loves avacados

AshLeigh's avatar

Gross.
TJBM hates avocados, like me!

perspicacious's avatar

I don’t care for them.

TJBM speaks more than two languages fluently.

Coloma's avatar

Does being a goose whisperer count? lol,
No, I speak a bit of spanish & mandarin, but nowhere near fluently.

TJBM is having wild wind storms with all sorts of stuff flying around

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. But, perhaps it’s headed our way once it leaves your area. I’ll let you know in a couple days.

TJBM has not even started their Christmas shopping.

AshLeigh's avatar

True. D:
TJBM always waits until the last minute. :)

Coloma's avatar

No, I like to get it done early. This year I did most of my shopping online, still have a few things to get but, mostly done. Yay, amazon!

TJBM is an amazon junkie

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope.
TJBM thinks it would be just dandy if they cancelled school today, because it snowed 93671398461–67-49867 inches last night. :) Exaggerating.

Coloma's avatar

True. Cnacel @AshLeigh ‘s school for the rest of the week! :-D

TJBM thinks @AshLeigh needs a snow shovel

reijinni's avatar

@AshLeigh needs a snow blower
TJBM wants to learn Catalan.

TheIntern55's avatar

True? What is it?
TJBM knows!

blueberry_kid's avatar

No idea what that is!
TJBM can speak 4 langages. this girl can!

TheIntern55's avatar

False, English, Spanish, and the little bit of French I’ve remembered from school.

cookieman's avatar

TJAM forgot to ask a question of the TJBM.

TheIntern55's avatar

Oops! everyone has a bad day
TJBM follows the X-factor US.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is feeling some pain.

Coloma's avatar

False, just allergies from our crazy wind storms.

TJBM thinks I should adopt this cat I saw today at the shelter

http://www.adoptapet.com/pet6391801.html

creative1's avatar

Yes go give Myles a good home… he needs one

TJBM loves animals

Coloma's avatar

I do. I am picturing Myles in my house tonight. :-D

TJBM loves animal lovers lol

perspicacious's avatar

Of the folks I love, some have pets and some don’t. I don’t really care; I don’t have one and don’t want one.

TJBM plays WoW.

OpryLeigh's avatar

False

TJBM has had a productive day so far.

Coloma's avatar

False. It is only 7:30 a.m. in Cailfornia, I am barey awake yet. fluthering with coffee. ;-)

TJBM is barely awake

reijinni's avatar

awake because it’s almost 10 am.
TJBM is going an occupy protest.

cookieman's avatar

I would like to occupy a Mrs. Fields.

TJBM has friends in low places
where the whiskey drowns, and the beer chases your blues away…

Ela's avatar

Yea but I’ll be okay ; )
think i’ll slip on down to the ooooais; )

TJBM has friends in high places

Coloma's avatar

Yes, if you count 18 hand draft horses. lol

TJBM is excited that I got a new kitty today! ;-)

Ela's avatar

True!! Pics?!

TJBM wants to see @Coloma‘s new baby kitty, like me!

Coloma's avatar

His picture is about 10 posts up from last night.
No baby here, a monster tuxedo ragdoll guy. He is awesome, I love him!

Ela's avatar

Myles is handsome too!

TJBM has a hot date tonight ; )

Coloma's avatar

True. A date with my new cat. I am going to brush him all over and give him lots of love so we bond. Oooh baby. lol

TJBM loves to get a massage

geeky_mama's avatar

Ohhh yeahhhhhh.

TJBM is married to his/her own personal massage therapist.

dabbler's avatar

We treat each other’s feet pretty well. Sketchy coverage elsewhere.

TJBM hasn’t watched any SciFi for a while.

TheIntern55's avatar

True, not a fan of it.
TJBM has seen The Muppets just saw it, hilarious!

Ela's avatar

False, but I can’t wait till I get to!
I love the muppets!!

TJBM loves the muppets and will tell us which one is their fav

cookieman's avatar

Absotively! Beaker is my favorite. mee mee mee

TJBM was crushed when Jim Hensen died (as I was).

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I don’t remember his death. I think I was still too young to remember——I was in my teens at the time.

TJBM loves the song “The Rainbow Connection”, as originally sung by one of the Muppets ( a Jim Hensen creation), and covered by The Carpenters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYLz4acJm_M

Ela's avatar

True. I love the way Kermie sings it in the Muppet Movie

TJBM wishes on rainbows

perspicacious's avatar

No, but I do hold my breath on bridges just in case.

TJBM owns a chainsaw.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Nope. I own an axe though.

TJBM has a real fireplace that uses chopped wood.

Coloma's avatar

Not in this house, but I had a wood burning stove for 12 years before that. Now I just flip the thermostat on.

TJBM woke up in the middle of the night and decided to stay up. New cat insomnia over here lol

TheIntern55's avatar

False, but I did get up in the middle of the night just to eat.
TJBM loves midnight snacks.

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes, yes. :-)

TJBM has peed in a cup before when there were no alternatives LOL

geeky_mama's avatar

Only when required to at a medical visit.But I have improvised when ice fishing before..

TJBM has swum with dolphins before.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have seen Bamboo vipers and Chinese Cobras in an asian jungle. ;-)

TJBM has been up in a hot air balloon

dabbler's avatar

Yes, my mom called one day and said she wanted to go white-water rafting and take a balloon ride, would I go with her? Surprised the heck out of me, and we had a great time doing both.

TJBM has made some of their own furniture.

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM has owned an HD radio.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Nah, don’t plan on it either. I’m with the iPods.
TJBM loves bubble gum.

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes yes!

TJBM drives like a bat out of hell

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Nope, I drive very carefully, like a little old lady (not the one from Pasadena though).

TJBM has adopted many stray cats and dogs like I have.

Coloma's avatar

True! “Myles” is in my avatar, I JUST adopted him yesterday, isn’t he grand? Myles the magnificent! He is a tuxedo ragdoll mix and a total floppy potato. :-D

TJBM is having company for dinner

creative1's avatar

Next Sunday I am! (I want to welcome Myles to the family!)

TJBM would like to welcome Myles as well

AmWiser's avatar

True. Welcome to Fluther Myles. You’re adorable.

TJBM is chilling with their favorite beverage and mood lighting while fluthering.

perspicacious's avatar

No, I am watching the OU/OSU game with a cup of cherry/chocolate ice cream. Coffee will follow.

TJBM has never attended a BCS bowl game.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Never once in my life!!!
TJBM has road rage.

cookieman's avatar

Nope, and I really don’t understand people who do.

TJBM loves chicken pot pie.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True, I love it, except when it’s made too salty.

TJBM loves t.v. dinners.

TheIntern55's avatar

True! Meal in a box.
TJBM is a Mario Bros. player.

dabbler's avatar

I had one of the original ones but gave it up when I got a flat-screen TV and the duckShoot gun no longer worked. Mario Bros stilled worked aok and I played the Mario Bros way more than duckShoot but it was time to move on.

TJBM is a fan of Angry Birds.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I was for a while when I first discovered it but I am a bit bored of it now. I prefer bubble shooter.

TJBM is looking forward to a nice meal tonight.

reijinni's avatar

maybe.
TJBM likes the new song from Johnny Depp.

Ela's avatar

Johnny Depp prolly even farts sexy lol ; )

TJBM loves the movie Whats Eating Gilbert Grape

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know. Haha I think I watched it once upon a time but I don’t remember anything about it now. Mid-life dementia coming on, pretty soon I’ll be able to watch the same movie every day and it’ll be new to me. lol

TJBM has just finished a major morning of house and pet chores whew, going out to lunch with a friend now and a river walk, and then, beer!

Ela's avatar

False. Since my gerbil passed on to the great squeaky wheel in the sky, I am pet less.
I may adopt a cat after Christmas…

TJBM has a pet rodent’s cage with a squeaky wheel

Coloma's avatar

@EnchantingEla Awww, sorry for your little rodent loss :-(

Not anymore, we used to have pet rats when my daughter was little though.

TJBM has wet hair

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True! I just finished shaving and taking my morning shower.

TJBM’s shampoo is in a green bottle.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, Green shampoo in clear bottle.

TJBM buys shampoo by the GALLON.

reijinni's avatar

never bothered with shampoo.
TJBM’s shampoo is white and thick.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

It’s thick, but not white. It’s clear blue (Gillette for men).

TJBM washes his/her hair every day.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, every other.
TJBM is cold. work furnace, work….

dabbler's avatar

Nope, we got: clank clank Hissss , steam heat, and right now plenty of it.
Have to have the windows open a bit to compensate.
(Good luck with the furnace!).

TJBM could make tools out of objects found in nature.

blueberry_kid's avatar

I made a sligshot with twigs, mud, grass, a branch, and leaves! And rocks of course.It actually worked really well.

TJBM likes wearing bracelets.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I don’t like jewerly.
TJBM texts alot.

perspicacious's avatar

I have never sent a text in my life. I have my cell service text disabled on all four family lines. We talk to each other and others. If we want to write we pick up a pen or send an email.

TJBM climbed a tree in the past three years.

Coloma's avatar

False, but, I hired a tree climbing guy to go up about 35 feet in a giant Oak tree in my ravine to bring down my kitten last November when he was stuck for 36 hours. It was quite amazing! The guy scaled the tree in his spikes and stuffed my kitty into a pillowcase hooked to a pully on his belt. Only cost $150 lol

TJBM likes Hop Stoopid Ale

reijinni's avatar

not a drinker and you should have just hosed him down instead.
TJBM would rather hose down a cat instead of climbing the tree.

perspicacious's avatar

I would not climb a tree to get a cat and I would not pay $150 to make it happen. I’ve had many cats to go too far up. They do eventually get hungry and brave.

TJBM has never had a pet

Coloma's avatar

False. I have had everything from horses, donkeys, parrots, geese, on & on.
@reijinni @perspicacious Well, they also can fall and get hurt or be stuck for weeks, I wasn’t willing to take the risk, I love my animals and spare no expense.

TJBM spares no expense on what they love, be it human or animal

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True. Especially on my little ones, my wife, and my dog.

TJBM loves most Christmas music because it makes the season more sentimental.

Coloma's avatar

True! ‘The little drummer boy” always makes me cry. Gotta have the rousing Jingle Bell Rock to offset the emotionally inducing songs. haha

TJBM has a couple of favorite jellies @MRSHINEYSHOES is one of mine :-)

TheIntern55's avatar

True! @Coloma is one of mine;)
TJBM wants to pet @Coloma‘s new kitty. he looks so soft…

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

@Coloma is one of mine. :—-)

TJBM smiles everytime he/she sees a cute dog or puppy on the street or elsewhere.

TheIntern55's avatar

True! I pet them too! I’m like the dog whisperer.
TJBM loves shiny things.

Coloma's avatar

Haha..true, maybe I was a Bower Bird in a past life. But not the typical woman stuff like diamonds. I like metal sculpture, lamps with beaded shades and the color gold. :-)

@TheIntern55 & @MRSHINYSHOES..awww….group hug!

TJBM is a cheerful sort most of the time

Coloma's avatar

@MRSHINYSHOES

What? You don’t want to pet my kitty? hahahahaha
Fine @TheIntern55 will. He is so funny, he just rolled off the ottoman in my living room, Adorable but the IQ of a peanut I think. lol

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True. I am a basically an “easy-going” type of guy. Easy going, not easy.

@Coloma I love Myles! He reminds me of a stray black and white kitty who walked into my yard one day a few years ago——all emaciated and pitiful. I named her Soti. She was so friendly and cute, why anyone didn’t want her was beyond me. My daughter (who was only 4 at the time) and I “built” a cardboard box house for her and put warm blankets inside, a food and water dish, etc. We took her to the vet and eventually got her back to good health again. Then we found someone to adopt her. I did this with quite a few stray dogs and cats when I was younger. I once adopted a homeless Labrador Retriever that took shelter under my car——it was winter, and it sought relief from the cold under my car (I would warm up my car at work every day before I came home). We named him Merko. He was one of the sweetest dogs ever.

TJBM sometimes has the urge to sing out loud in public but doesn’t do it.

Coloma's avatar

@MRSHINYSHOES No wonder I like you so much, kindred spirits, Poor things, but you made a differnce! :-D

True! I modify it by talking to myslef. lol

TJBM has learned the metro system in a foreign country before

perspicacious's avatar

I only learned it enough to get around for a short time. I preferred driving just like I do here. I’m not much for riding in big boxes with a bunch of strangers—it’s just not for me. I’m concerned about cleanliness.

TJBM has a mezuzah at their door.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I think.
TJBM is a YouTube junkie.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I go on YouTube almost everyday, but I’m not addicted to it. Lol.

TJBM still goes to the library even though many things can be found on the Internet.

TheIntern55's avatar

True! We don’t have air-conditioning, so in the summer we usually hang out there and cool off.
TJBM misses summer.

reijinni's avatar

not really. Hates sandals and mowing.
TJBM is looking forward to snow.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

No, no! I hate shovelling the walks and clearing the ice. We get freezing rain that turns to snow sometimes. Yuck.

TJBM is likes to speedskate and do other winter activities.

TheIntern55's avatar

I like to ice skate. My friend has a small pond that freezes easily. We like to skate on that alot. Also sledding!
TJBM has Christmas cheer!

laineybug's avatar

Some, but mostly birthday cheer, today’s my birthday!
TJBM will wish me a happy birthday.

Coloma's avatar

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! @laineybug Bend over child, mamas gonna give you a birthday spanking. lol

TJBM has seen the movie ” I love you Phillip Morris” with Jim Carry OMG! Crazy movie, very fun!

Ela's avatar

happy birthday, @laineybug!!

MilkyWay's avatar

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy Birthday @laineybug!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
False.
TJBM wonders if there is a part 33.

TheIntern55's avatar

Probably soon.
@laineybug Happy birthday! I don’t know howw old you are, but here you go anyway!
TJBM is 16.

laineybug's avatar

False, I just turned 14.
TJBM is also 14.

TheIntern55's avatar

True! “Fourteen candles….”
TJBM has read the Hunger Games.

perspicacious's avatar

Not

TJBM thinks children should not be allowed on Fluther.

cookieman's avatar

If by “children” you mean toddlers, then I agree. They lack critical thinking skills and their typing is atrocious.

However, if by “children” you mean teenagers, then no – I do not agree. There are many mature, thoughtful teens who add quite a bit to the lagoon.

Now, if by “children” you mean adults who refuse to grow up, I completely agree. I’ve had quite enough of the them.

TJBM would like to come over and read comic books with me.

perspicacious's avatar

Nope

TJBM thinks Colin Firth is a great screen artist.

reijinni's avatar

he’s fine.
TJBM wants to date Colin Mochrie.

Coloma's avatar

Who’s Colin Mochie? :-?

TJBM loves Reeses PB cups

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True, I do. One of the only “candy bar” candies I ever eat, and I don’t even have a sweet tooth.

TJBM has a salty tooth like me.

TheIntern55's avatar

True:)
TJBM likes to get up early.

Coloma's avatar

True. 6:35 a.m. now, a peaceful pre-sunrise. :-)

TJBM is having freezing temps. at their place

blueberry_kid's avatar

10 below freezing, right now.

TJBM loves eating clementines

TheIntern55's avatar

Flase, I don’t like citrus fruits.
TJBM will drink their apple juice, because OJ will kill you ;D love witty t-shirts…

Coloma's avatar

Haha @TheIntern55 Good one.

TJBM knows what Jeffrey Dahmer sang on the way to his refrigerator?

TheIntern55's avatar

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
TJBM sings Twinkle Twinkle on their way to the refridgerator.

Coloma's avatar

My baloney has a first name…. haha

False, but I sing a song to my geese, ” bread before bed unless you are dead…”

TJBM is having Tacos for dinner Mmm..chicken tacos over here with the works!

TheIntern55's avatar

Fasle, chicken parm. I like beef tacos better anyway;)
TJBM has had or still has pet fish.

Coloma's avatar

Used to have fish. Cedric & Edna the worlds biggest goldfish. They lived forever.

TJBM has a relative they can’t stand

Ela's avatar

hmmm… nope. hi myles!! <pet pet>

but tjbm has a relative they can’t stand ; )

Coloma's avatar

Haha.true! Makes up for the other ones. lol

TJBM wears fuzzy jammie pants with silly characters on them like Tinkerbell and snow skiers

Ela's avatar

Again I say nope. I like flannel, plaid lounge pants ; ) I’m prolly the only person in the world who doesn’t like Tinkerbelle!

tjbm doesn’t like Tinkerbelle?

Coloma's avatar

Well, not especially but the jammie pants are soft and they were on sale, sooo, but I am selective when it comes to what kind of cartoon pants I wear, no Sponge Bob for me, Disneys good…..lol

TJBM is in management mode, managing something

Ela's avatar

That’s another nopers. I’m trying to get into homework mode and it jus ain’t happenin : (

tjbm wants come help me with my homework : )

Coloma's avatar

Haha..false, been there, done that, have fun! ;-)

TJBM is wearing white

TheIntern55's avatar

False. I actually just realized I’m wearing all red, socks and everything.
TJBM is a Gleek. Like me!

cookieman's avatar

y e s

TJBM loves to sit in those comfy massage chairs at the mall.

reijinni's avatar

never tried them.
TJBM has a Tinkle me Elmo.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Not me, but my youngest child had one when she was 4.

TJBM has a favorite pair of well worn, soft faded blue jeans.

Ela's avatar

True.

tjbm is feeling a little disappointed, a lotta tired and is hitting the sheets. like me

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True. I feel all those things this evening. So I’m going to sleep soon.

TJBM thinks sleep is one of the best remedies for a having a bad day.

perspicacious's avatar

I don’t really have bad days.

TJBM subscribes to more magazines than he/she has time to read.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I only subscribe to National Geographic.

TJBM has a shoe shine kit.

erichw1504's avatar

True, for when I was in the Air Force.

TJBM just found out about part 32. :/

Coloma's avatar

False, but, I’m ready for part 33

TJBM has errands to run today that are on total opposite sides of town PSHT!

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM recently had their picture taken.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Not that I recall! I think my boyfriend took a picture of me about 3 weeks ago and I can’t remember having one taken since!

TJBM went to the gym today.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM uses aftershave.

cookieman's avatar

False. I can’t wear aftershave or cologne as they give me a terrific headache. In fact, I can’t even be around people who wear any scent too heavily.

TJBM cannot stand all things crafty and would like to shove a hot glue gun up someone’s keister when forced to participate in something crafty.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM once witnessed someone get a hot glue gun shoved up their keister.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM does nude exercises.

cookieman's avatar

False, for fear of having a hot glue gun shoved up my keister.

TJBM would enjoy something else shoved up their keister.

erichw1504's avatar

False. False. False.

TJBM does nude dancing.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I do a lot of nude wandering around my house and floating in the hot tub. lol

TJBM loves cats but hates litter boxes..OMG! Waiting for the new guy to learn the cat door and move his box into the garage with the other cats box.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I’m a not a cat person in the first place.
TJBM is a dog person.

cookieman's avatar

Yes. I have had three dogs in my life. I like them very much.
cats…not so much.

TJBM would regularly bathe is Caesar dressing if it was proven to slow aging.

TheIntern55's avatar

True! Also, I love Caesar salad, so if you give me some lettuce and cheese, I’ll make a party with it!
TJBM played a sport in high school.

Coloma's avatar

False. The only part of High School P.E. I liked was Archery. I was a girly girl and was bullied by all the dykey girls. I wished the arrows had real tips on them. lol

TJBM is a crossdresser c’mom @TheIntern55 we know you wear pink panties hahaha ;-D

TheIntern55's avatar

Well, I’m a girl, but I do hate girly clothes. @Coloma we’re opposites.
TJBM wears pink panties.

Coloma's avatar

@TheIntern55 Oh wow..why have I thought you were a boy all this time! Sorry! haha
I meant “girly girl” as in, not a sports fan, but not a princess type either.

False. Maybe some pink flowers on a few pairs, I’d have to look.

TJBM is shocked that @TheIntern55 is a girl! 0–0

laineybug's avatar

Nope. I don’t remember why, but I already knew that. Or maybe I just thought so, I don’t really know.
TJBM isn’t a good judge of character.

TheIntern55's avatar

True.
@Coloma haha, it’s okay. I once had a little girl think I was a guy in the woman’s restroom.:)
TJBM has their Christmas tree up pull out the stockings….

Coloma's avatar

False, but, I have my Christmas goose up in my avatar. Deck the halls with bow tied ganders, fa la la la la,....

TJBM wants a goose with a bow around his neck for Christmas No, you can’t have my goose lol

dabbler's avatar

I’m sure a goose would be delightful, and I’m very glad your Christmas goose is not served up on a platter. But I have a parrot who is sweet as could be and she would Not like a bow around her neck. If I had an outdoor, maybe a goose could be the outdoor bird.

TJBM will wrap presents in an innovative fashion.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is still looking for a gift.

Coloma's avatar

False, only a couple of things to still get and I know what they are.

@dabbler I had a Miletary Macaw for years, my goose Marwyn who is 13 now, once attacked the parrot out in the yard when he climbed down off his perch. Poor Louie, he just screamed, didn’t realize he could crush Marwyns head like a peanut. lol

TJBM has broken up an animal fight before

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True. Between two stray dogs I had adopted when I was young.

TJBM considers him/herself a thrifty person.

cookieman's avatar

False. More like penny-wise, dollar-foolish.

TJBM, much like a crocodile, would fall blissfully asleep if I rubbed their belly.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Not my belly, but another part of me——-my head.

TJBM does weights.

perspicacious's avatar

Nope

TJBM does most of his/her shopping online.

Prosb's avatar

True, it supports my desire for good deals, larger selection, and general laziness.

TJBM still has holiday shopping to do.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Plenty!

TJBM felt relieved at some point today.

Coloma's avatar

True. I woke up feeling better after tweaking my neck a few nights ago. Aaah, relief!

TJBM hates it when they sleep wrong and wake up with a pain in their neck lol

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has a lot of work to do today.

Coloma's avatar

Not really, a few things I need to do, but, a pretty easy day

TJBM wants to know how @erichw1504 ‘s little baby girl is doing? :-)

erichw1504's avatar

False, I already know (she’s doing great).

TJBM wants to know how @Coloma‘s geese are doing.

blueberry_kid's avatar

I sure do!

TJBM is excited for the holidays!

Coloma's avatar

True-ish. I’m looking forward to the clebration but I am pretty detached from the hoopla these these days.
Geese are doing fine, beautiful afternoon and they are milling around the yard and I am watching my cat trying to catch a squirrel on a big Oak tree across from my deck. Hilarious! Squirrel hanging upside down under the slanted trunk chattering at my cat who can’t get it. I think it’s almost Miller time. lol

TJBM has squirrels around their house

Coloma's avatar

Psst…anyone notice @reijinni ‘s post about 15 up about “TINKLE” me Elmo? lolol

TheIntern55's avatar

Plenty. They drive my dog crazy.
TJBM had a good day. great day for me..

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM is excited

blueberry_kid's avatar

Sexually, or emotionally? Totally! But I’m mostly a happy person.

TJBM appriciates women’s rights!

MilkyWay's avatar

Very true.
TJBM wonders who that girl is in @blueberry_kid ‘s picture…

blueberry_kid's avatar

Check my page!!!

MilkyWay's avatar

Oops.
TJBM thinks I can be silly at times

blueberry_kid's avatar

Absolutely!!!

TJBM agrees!

Coloma's avatar

True. @blueberry_kid Checked out those colors, I like Fallow and Arsenic. Razzmatazz is pretty!

TJBM likes cabbage

TheIntern55's avatar

False. yuck…
TJBM refuses to eat their vegtables.

dabbler's avatar

False ! I’m a vegetarian. Can’t think of a vegetable I don’t like… most are delicious with a bit of imagination in the preparation. And I like cabbage. My wife makes a lovely simple Slovak cabbage/onions dish – great stuff.

TJBM has an unusual potato recipe (do tell!).

Ela's avatar

False : (

but tjbm does and they will tell!

@Coloma i goosed your goose in tjbm part 31 heehee

Coloma's avatar

@EnchantingEla HONK!

True-ish

I make a killer smoked sausage, cabbage & potato soup to die for, but, my newest addiction is baked potatos with Cucumber dressing. OMG!

TJBM likes Hanovers of Germany Giant Pretzels

blueberry_kid's avatar

Oh my-lanta. I LOVE GIANT PRETZELS!!! They’re so yummy. I could talk about them all day!

TJBM believes people should have a second chance at anything.

perspicacious's avatar

False. At some things you only get one shot.

TJBM wears a jacket in the house.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Nope. To keep warm, I wear a turtleneck shirt.

TJBM usually wakes up in the mornings with a song in his or her head.

cookieman's avatar

Yes, it’s the “I really hate mornings” song.

TJBM is looking forward to the forthcoming Avengers movie.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. Though I did watch the Super Friends(comics) series as a kid. As a child of the late seventies my sister and I would run around the house fist bumping and then yelling stuff like: “Wonder Twins Activate! Form of…a….Walrus!”

TJBM loved Hanna-Barbera cartoons, too.

Coloma's avatar

Oh very true! Looney tunes too, beep beep

TJBM has slipped and fallen recently damn, I fell down my hill yesterday, slipped in the leaves, ow, I hurt my wrist. Psht! lol

erichw1504's avatar

fASLE.

tjbm ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE cAPS lOCK BUTTON ON.

Coloma's avatar

HaHA..fAlse….

TJBM had mexican food for dinner last night

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes to be on top.

Coloma's avatar

On top of what? Who lol

Yep, on top of old smokey….

TJBM likes to do it doggy style

erichw1504's avatar

I meant on top of things, not another human being, you sick freak!

False, I prefer cats.

TJBM thinks @Coloma needs to get her mind out of the gutter.

Coloma's avatar

@erichw1504 LOL ;-)

TJBM think @erichw1504 is a funny guy

erichw1504's avatar

True, funniest guy this side of the Mississippi

TJBM is listening to music right now.

Coloma's avatar

Sorta..I just listened to a sappy Xmas e-card from an ancient relative lol

TJBM has already heard ” Jingle Bell Rock” on the radio about 64 times in one week. Jeez..EVERY time I change the station in my car there it is AGAIN! haha

erichw1504's avatar

Falsies. I listen to music on my iPod in the car.

TJBM had to wear a winter coat out this morning.

Coloma's avatar

True. It is fffrrreeezzzing here!
Oh God, my heating bill cometh lol

TJBM has an electric blanket on their bed

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM feels creative today.

Coloma's avatar

True. Onward with some decorating!

TJBM likes to mix their decorating up in a non-traditional way

erichw1504's avatar

Falslsse.

TJBMBMBBb iSSs Aadding exxtraa letTtters tooooo Theiirrrr wWWwwoooorrrdddddsssss.

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM chases down bad Polish food with bad German food.

TheIntern55's avatar

False. I have a Polish friend and he has very good Polish food.
TJBM is eating cereal.

blueberry_kid's avatar

No! But it’s weird because I was just eating it though!

TJBM loved high school.

TheIntern55's avatar

True, so far!
TJBM had a freak thunder storm. Woke me up last night.

Coloma's avatar

False, Unseasonably sunny and dry here, but cold, freezing temps in the mornings. I want a big storm!

TJBM will do a rain dance for me

dabbler's avatar

My pleasure. But it is a cross-country mojo and I don’t think it will take effect until Wednesday.

TJBM likes boat rides.

TheIntern55's avatar

True! Love going down the beautiful Connecticut River on my boat.
TJBM lives near a major river.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Use to live close to the Connecticut River. Now I live near a stream three foot wide.

TJBM knows that the Connecticut River is the ONLY major river without a major city at the mouth where it enters the ocean in USA.

TheIntern55's avatar

True, but the town that is at its mouth is the biggest town near us, lol.
TJBM loves rural towns.

Coloma's avatar

True! I live in one, and, I live by a major river, The American river. :-)

TJBM’s town is having a Christmas festival this weekend Yep, it’s Christmas in Coloma haha www.coloma.com/calendar/christmas/

Tropical_Willie's avatar

That’s great, how did you get them to name a town/website after you J K

TheIntern55's avatar

so that’s where your name comes from….
True! We light the town Christmas tree which will hopefully be a Rockefellar tree one day. It’s pretty impressive. But a tree already came from our town. But who knows?
TJBM is curious where @AshLeigh is. it’s been mysteriously quiet….

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True. I am guessing she is busy studying for her finals before the Christmas holidays.

TJBM is looking forward to a romantic Christmas with his or her s/o. I am.

Coloma's avatar

False. Not in a romantic relationship right now, but, looking forward to fun with the family!

TJBM wants @MRSHINEYSHOES to tell us what his romantic plan is

geeky_mama's avatar

True. And while he’s at it perhaps he can suggest some gifts that my s/o might like. I find it hard to shop for men.. Socks and ties get boring.

TJBM is ready to start baking Christmas Cookies.

Ela's avatar

True. All ready to cutout, bake, decorate and eat them!

tjbm is having a bad car day : (

TheIntern55's avatar

False, can’t drive! But my dad’s car wouldn’t start today.
TJBM thinks @EnchantingEla‘s cookies sound delicious.

reijinni's avatar

of course
TJBM is looking for something else to do.

cookieman's avatar

Yes, like sleep.

TJBM would choose pizza as their desert island one-and-only food.

blueberry_kid's avatar

YES I WOULD!!!

TJBM has thier own blog.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

@Coloma My romantic plan for Christmas——going to a quiet mountain resort, doing some skiing and a bit of shopping, followed by a dinner with wine by candlelight at a nice restaurant, then snuggling warmly in front of a glowing fireplace back at our hotel. That will be nice!

@geeky_mama Does your hubby shave regularly? I love men’s shaving products——one of my favs is Nomad Shaving Cream, available at Crabtree and Evelyn stores. I love the scent.

http://www.crabtree-evelyn.com/eng/products/bath-body/mens-grooming/mens-shaving-creams-soaps/calming_shaving_cream?216020

TJBM uses a razor to shave.

perspicacious's avatar

What else would one use?

TJBM has food allergies.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, but I do have seasonal allergies.
TJBM is going to be alone tonight. Parents leaving me for a party…

Coloma's avatar

True. I live alone so I am home alone a lot. haha
@TheIntern55 We’ll all be here if you get scared being alone haha jk

TJBM threw a party when the parents were away once upon a time

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

@perspicacious Some people use an electric shaver.

TJBM uses an electric shaver.

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I use a razor blade. And @Coloma I have thought about it, but I don’t have enough friends to throw a party.
TJBM likes going to the movie theater.

Coloma's avatar

True. I am looking forward to the new Spielberg release of ” War Horse” on Dec.28

TJBM has a really comfy bed

reijinni's avatar

yeah, I do
TJBM has a hard keeping a fire going.

Coloma's avatar

False. No fire over here and not hard.
I’d be really concerned about a guy that gets hard keeping a fire. Can you spell A-r-s-o-n-i-s-t? lolol

TJBM is a firestarter

TheIntern55's avatar

True, years of camp and I’m amazing at it now!
TJBM enjoys watching old cartoons.

geeky_mama's avatar

True – I only like the original Scooby Doo cartoons from the late 70s/early 80s…once Scrappy Doo joined them they’d jumped the shark.

TJBM is a bit clumsy.

Coloma's avatar

At times yes. I fell down a leaf covered hill on my property the other day. Oh what a slippery slope. lol

TJBM hates having an intense itch on the bottom of their foot while driving

blueberry_kid's avatar

I don’t drive, but during a test, I was earing boots, and if we made mysterious moves, theteacher assumed us cheatning. Oh my goodness, I could have died. Also, during a bike ride. faints

TJBM loves eating Chipotle.

dabbler's avatar

You mean burritos from the Chipotle chain ? (Yep, had some Thursday night)
Or the cactus vegetable for which that’s named? (not sure I’ve had that outside of a salsa, but it’s tasty!)

TJBM prefers a savory breakfast to a sweet breakfast.

MilkyWay's avatar

It really does depend on my mood, but usually false.
TJBM likes to have big breakfasts on the weekends

AmWiser's avatar

True, true, true.
TJBM likes cooking a big Sunday dinner.

Coloma's avatar

False. Not anymore, I’m single, kid gone, and I love it! haha

TJBM has done some nice for a random stranger lately I bought a couple of glasses of wine for a really nice couple I was talking to in a restaurant tonight, when I left. :-)

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True! I was shopping last weekend, and while waiting in line to pay, I saw a small boy sobbing and pleading with his Mom——his Mom couldn’t afford the toy that he wanted (an “Air Hogs Vehicle”). His Mom was telling the kid “Sorry but we can’t buy that honey. We have to save money this year.” I bought the Air Hogs vehicle (which they handed back to the cashier), and ran after them in the parking lot and gave it to the boy. He was overjoyed. I didn’t know how the mother would react, but I did it anyways. (Now after I said that, you can pop the big bubble around my head! Lol.)

TJBM used to play with Tonka trucks as a kid.

Coloma's avatar

@MRSHINYSHOES Awww…whatta guy! Love it!

False, Barbi’s and Breyer horses

TJBM wants an Air Hogs Vehicle What IS that anyway, I’m outta the kid toy loop

Coloma's avatar

True!
Not too bad baking cupcakes under a 100 watt bulb. They were always a little raw in the middle. Salmonella cakes. I’m alive 40 years later. haha

TJBM will tell me which movie I should watch tonight. Iron Man 2 or Rango

reijinni's avatar

Iron Man 2. cool movie and cool villain.
TJBM wants to see dinosaurs run around their yard.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Oh my gosh! That is the exact way want to die. I want to go into heaven and say, “Yeah, well I was eaten by a dinosaur. SUCK IT!” Then get kicked out of heaven for saying suck it.

TJBM had thier first kiss at a movie theater.

Ela's avatar

False.

tjbm likes to make out at the movies ; )

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True.

TJBM sees movies more on DVD than in theatres.

Ela's avatar

True, unfortunately. I love the theater.

tjbm likes their movie popcorn with extra butter

Coloma's avatar

Sometimes, but I am more of a candy girl. Gimmer Whoppers and Raisenettes. lol

TJBM has a hangnail ow

Ela's avatar

False, but I do need to do my nails.

tjbm polishes their toenails

OpryLeigh's avatar

Sometimes.

TJBM has got wet hair at the moment.

perspicacious's avatar

False.

TJBM gets his/her prescriptions by mail.

Coloma's avatar

False. I don’t need any prescriptions.

TJBM has been eating waaay too many carbs lately. Bleh…oh tis the season

TheIntern55's avatar

Probobly, but I burn it all off quickly.
TjBM is dreaming of a white christmas.

Coloma's avatar

I am!
Snow is random here, I am at the snowline of the Sierras, but..this week we are getting rain and a low of 30, maybe see some. I hope! Every few years we get dumped on. The last was Dec. of ‘09…got a foot and a half! :-D

TJBM likes Key Lime Pie

dabbler's avatar

Key Lime pie is one of my top two favorite (the other is pecan) !

TJBM has a strong opinion about mantras (like ‘em? don’t like ‘em?)

Coloma's avatar

True. I love mantras, one can live their entire life by ‘em. @dabbler We’re cut from the same pie crust, Key Lime, Lemon Merangue and Pecan are my top 3, but, Blackberry is in the mix too.

TJBM wishes California would get some RAIN instead of just freezing temps.

dabbler's avatar

I better do my rain dance again ... comin’ at ya !

TJBM has holiday cards all done.

Coloma's avatar

False. I only send a few, thinned the herd the last decade or so. haha
@dabbler, yes, do it, loincloth and tomahawk and a feather in your hair. lol

TJBM likes to give gag gifts to throw off the scent of the really cool gifts. I am giving my daughter the worlds ugliest vinyl tablecloth, before, I give her the worlds coolest new dining room set. ;-D

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Lol….true. I like to give gag gifts to my fellow colleagues at work, anonymously, just to leave them confounded, like an old, used but dry, bar of soap, nicely gift wrapped.

TJBM hates shopping in crowded malls for presents, getting all hot under his/her winter coat and trying to plow through scores of people.

TheIntern55's avatar

True. I hate shopping, even with out the holidays.
TJBM hates laundry.

Coloma's avatar

Not so much, I hate vacuuming more.

TJBM needs a nap this afternoon

Coloma's avatar

@MRSHINYSHOES Hahaha…used soap, lol

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM fell asleep in class

TheIntern55's avatar

True, last year. But who stays awake during French anyway?
TJBM took French in school.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, though I would have liked to.
TJBM has some subjects they loathe

Coloma's avatar

I’m not in school, but, I always loathed math and P.E.
TJBM has gotten a bad pizza recently Bleh..tried a new place, yuck!

MilkyWay's avatar

Very true.
TJBM will tell us their perfect pizza toppings…

Coloma's avatar

True. I like thin crust, extra sauce, light on the cheese and black olives, mushrooms, tomatoes, bell peppers and sometimes, sausage. :-D

TJBM has had Cashew pizza sounds weird, but…it’s really good!

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Never, but I’m always game to try anything new and unusual.

TJBM likes being surrounded by “organic things” in his/her home decor, like houseplants, pets, incense, tapestry, paintings, etc., and doesn’t like the cold, “sterile” look of Ikea decor. Lol.

perspicacious's avatar

I like my home to be comfortable and am not particularly concerned with decor. I like soft, comfortable fabrics made of cotton, silk, and wool. I like things to be clean but am not anal about neatness. I don’t like clutter though. I will not have an animal in my home. No one has to like my home but me.

TJBM has thinning hair.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Nope. Thankfully, I got a nice head of jet black hair.

TJBM was humming a favorite Christmas song today.

Coloma's avatar

True. Santa baby hurry dwn my chimney tonight….. and bring checks ;-D

TJBM has a bakery nearby that bakes special order Christmas cookies

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Nope. And my little ones love freshly baked Christmas cookies. :(

TJBM makes gingerbread men cookies at Christmas.

perspicacious's avatar

No. My kids made gingerbread houses every year at Christmas. I miss that.

TJBM does not like to watch comedy movies.

Coloma's avatar

Very few. I like drama, action, westerns, and nature/science/history documentaries

TJBM has a cozy and nicely decorated house

perspicacious's avatar

It’s perfect for us.

TJBM sells items on ebay.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Never tried it. I like Captain Crunch, however.

TJBM has a slight cold at the present moment.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have had a painful crick in my neck from sleeping wrong a few nights ago. It is slowly getting better. :-(

TJBM buys Xmas presents for their pets

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM wears a Santa hat on Christmas day.

Coloma's avatar

False,

TJBM still has their stocking from their childhood and it gets filled every year by a spouse or a parent still

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM still sits on Santa’s lap.

Coloma's avatar

LOL..I would, if he promised to bring me a bountiful harvest. ;-)

TJBM has outdoor decorations in their yard

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has one of them blow-up decorations outside for Christmas.

Coloma's avatar

False, just wreaths on my ranch gate and jingle bells on the goose corral gate and year round lights in my garage. :-)

TJBM loves Pepperidge Farms Peppermint Bark. OMG! I can eat bags of that stuff

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM likes listening to Damien Rice

TheIntern55's avatar

Sounds familiar…
TJBM perfers soft serve ice cream to the hard stuff.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Nah, the hard stuff wins by a landslide.
TJBM excercises daily.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True. Weights.

TJBM loves to put ketchup on his/her scrambled eggs like me.

Ela's avatar

Umm… well… no. I’ve had them before that way but I don’t love ‘em that way ; )

tjbm love biscuits and gravy nom nom

Coloma's avatar

Once in a while, yes. It’s been forever!

TJBM loves eggplant parmesan

Ela's avatar

Never had it so I derno ; )

tjbm had a blast shopping with their kids last weekend!
I know I did: )

reijinni's avatar

I don’t shop with kids.
TJBM is still fighting the Civil War.

Ela's avatar

@reijinni LOL PSHT! My kids are totally awesome and funny as hell!

False on the Civil War. <thought that was over years ago> ; )

tjbm has their xmas shopping all done (unlike moi)

dabbler's avatar

Oh, no, more like toi!

(@Coloma, big fan of eggplant parmesan here! a vegetarian favorite
I also like biscuits, but the gravy will have to be veggie please)

TJBM thinks “Fahrenheit 451” is a classic and has seen it more than once.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t remember, mid-life dementia. lol

TJBM has seen the amazing Shaolin chinese Kung fu monks perform If not, rent :Shaolin”,,,amazing!

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I saw the Shaolin Kung fu monks perform when I was a teenager. I guess they have a new generation of performing monks every few years. Yes, they were really amazing I must say.

TJBM has visited China before.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, though I would very much like to.
TJBM wants to see the Great wall of China

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has written on a bathroom stall wall before.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM sees the GOP as a J.O.K.E.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t do politics, I am liberally apolitical, it’s all a joke.

TJBM would like to live in another country

TheIntern55's avatar

True! Canada has all the fun:(
@dabbler Read the book, it’s amazing, better than the movie.
TJBM has played QWOP.

reijinni's avatar

crazy lame game.
TJBM wants to move to Kosovo.

Coloma's avatar

No thanks…I am not a fan of Turnips and Vodka. lol

TJBM loves cold sunny days

MilkyWay's avatar

So true.
TJBM likes it when there is a chill in the air.

Coloma's avatar

True. Like now, it is almost 2 pm in my space and I am in and out in the chilly , breezy day., hangin’ with the pets in the sunshine. :-)

TJBM likes eggnog

geeky_mama's avatar

Not so much. But then..I made it to age 36 without knowing how wonderful Guacamole is..so maybe I should try it again and see if I like eggnog now…

TJBM owns/wears cowboy boots. (But is not a cowboy)

TheIntern55's avatar

I wish. I have a hat!
TJBM shoulda been a cowboy.

blueberry_kid's avatar

YEEEEEE HAW!!!

TJBM loves having over-whelming accomplishments. Which they knew they worked hard for/

Coloma's avatar

In the past yes, I’m older now and I am happy to just be without a lot of accomplishment. Sic ‘em kiddo. ;-)

TJBM is very comfortable with who they are

TheIntern55's avatar

True. Crazy and proud of it!
TJBM has a lightsaber up their sleeve. I’m watching you!

erichw1504's avatar

False, it’s in my pocket.

TJBM plays Angry Birds a lot.

dabbler's avatar

I sure did for about a month, but my real bird got angry for lack of attention.
Still have three versions installed and poke away at them occasionally.

TJBM had oatmeal for breakfast.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is listening to music.

reijinni's avatar

Will soon
TYJBM is writing his resume.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TYJKBM is looking for a new job.

creative1's avatar

somewhat true

TJBM will follow me to Part 33

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM didn’t.

TheIntern55's avatar

(crickets chirping)
well, maybe I did miss the fun a little bit…

AshLeigh's avatar

Pssst… I’m back… Sort of.
I broke my laptop again….

MilkyWay's avatar

YAY!!
TJBM misses jellies who go away, even for a little bit.

Paul's avatar

True, I’ve been away as well :/
TJBM missed me.

AshLeigh's avatar

Every day. And twice on Sundays.
TJBM is still here. O.o

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM really missed the ginger haired smurf here on Fluther, and is very glad that he’s back.

TheIntern55's avatar

True! Paul is one of the first jellies I met!
TJBM thinks it’s weird we’re still continuing this thread.

MilkyWay's avatar

Not at all, it’s somethig I enjoy doing :D
TJBM is a bit of a rebel

AshLeigh's avatar

Pfft. Yes. :D
TJBM is also a rebel.

MilkyWay's avatar

True :D (sisfist)
TJBM is a night person

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

True! And I’m definitely not a morning person.

TJBM eats a lot of eggs.

AshLeigh's avatar

Cheese Omelets. <3
TJBM love Cheese Omelets. :D

creative1's avatar

True if its well made

TJBM eats their eggs over easy

AshLeigh's avatar

Sometimes.
TJBM has OCD.

TheIntern55's avatar

True. I alphebetize EVERYTHING.
TJBM is a terrible speller. like me

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I’m the strongest speller I know. Though I do tend to accidentally miss spell ‘veiw’
TJBM reads a lot
Just like that, View.

TheIntern55's avatar

True. I get in trouble at school for reading too much.
TJBm has been to Hawaii.

creative1's avatar

False but its on my list of places to visit

TJBM has been to France

TheIntern55's avatar

False, but I’m going in April on a class trip!
TJBM will be fluthering New Year’s eve.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Only before 6 pm. After that, it’s partying with the family to midnight.

TJBM will not drink a single drop of alcohol on New Year’s Eve.

Ela's avatar

False. I’m going to have some pink champagne (I’m excited! I’ve never had any)

tjbm is gonna gt as drunk as a skunk New Year’s Eve

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I’m too young to drink, nor do I care to ever drink.
TJBM will be seeing fireworks tonight. That’s how we kick off the party.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, you really should see the celebrations they have in London. Amazing :)
TJBM thinks fireworks can be romantic

TheIntern55's avatar

True, if the timing’s right.
TJBM just found a couple of mice in their garage. Dead, but they were still scary.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM has had mice as pets

Ela's avatar

Trueish. I had a gerbil once that was possessed by Satan, does that count?

tjbm has also had a pet from hell

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

I did keep a mouse as a pet before, a house mouse that I caught when I was a kid. As for a pet from hell, that has to be a nasty hamster I once had as a child. It bit my finger and wouldn’t let go. Crazy hamster!

TJBM once owned a “hermit crab”.

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM once mistook a crab for a shell, and got quite a shock when they were young.

TheIntern55's avatar

True, but now I don’t get suprised anymore.
@MRSHINYSHOES I once owned a hermit crab, but we went away on vaction and my dad turned the heat down and….well.
TJBM has read all the Twilight books.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM cooked a curry tonight, all by themselves :D

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

No, but I love curry.

@TheIntern55, I know, hermit crabs often just wither and die. Sensitive creatures.

TJBM gets somewhat annoyed when they are introduced to one of those 15 second advertisements on YouTube and can’t skip it.

Ela's avatar

Nope, not worth it to me. I do get annoyed with picky eaters such as my kid’s friend that is here now. lol

tjbm is a picky eater

TheIntern55's avatar

False, I’ll eat anything and alot of it.
TJBM is going rollarskating tommorrow! New rink opened near us. We’re excited!

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM is having a crappy day

creative1's avatar

Nope having a wonderful day in the neighborhood

TJBM takes off their shoe when they are in the house

MilkyWay's avatar

Sometimes.
TJBM wears socks all the time

TheIntern55's avatar

True, never matching ones.
TJBM always matches their socks.

MilkyWay's avatar

Always.
TJBM has leather gloves

TheIntern55's avatar

I wish! My friend has them and they’re so cool!
TJBM smells dinner cooking and is hungry.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, already had mine.
TJBM has a leather jacket.

creative1's avatar

TRUE!

TJBM has a leather whip ;o

AshLeigh's avatar

;)
TJBM wonders why we’re STILL here… XD

creative1's avatar

nope, its because it fun silly

TJBM is going to part 34 and playing there too!

AshLeigh's avatar

Already done.
TJBM is rocking to Cherry Bomb like me.

Paul's avatar

I am now.
TJBM is finding it hard to concentrate today.

MilkyWay's avatar

Very true.
TJBM has an exam next week

TheIntern55's avatar

Not next week, but midterms start in 2 weeks.
TJBM is amazed the semester’s over.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, my term just started.
TJBM wants to have a holiday again.

TheIntern55's avatar

True! ALready counting the days to Feburary break.
TJBM just realized how late it is. Gotta go to bed…

Paul's avatar

Nope, it’s only 6PM here.
TJBM lives in an exotic place.

Paul (2717points)