What is the best advice you can give?

Pee high, and bury your poo.

Don’t stick your genitals in crazy, and don’t let crazy stick its genitals in you.

Never pee into the wind unless you’re about to dive into shark infested waters with an open cut.

The best advice I can give is to say I never give advice. I share my experience in hope that it will work for others, too.

I’ve found that people rarely follow advice, but if they can see that I have been in a similar situation and that I found a way out, they will listen to what I say and often follow it.

Don’t listen to other people’s advice.

Embrace uncertainty.

Read books.

Add vice if you are the deputy President.

Always listen to @thorninmud and eat your vegetables.

Travel. You won’t ever regret it.

Trust no one.

Don’t worry, be happy. What you most fear rarely comes to pass. 52 years, and I KNOW it’s true!

Don’t tug on superman’s cape.

Life is too short to let society’s norms limit you in any way, whatsoever.

Learn to take care of yourself. If you rely on somebody else to take care of you, you are screwed on that day that they decide not to, because you can’t force them to do it forever.

Force yourself to relax.

Bake Brussels sprouts with olive oil, black pepper, garlic, and Parmesan. Mm-mm.

@sliceswiththings I dig my brussel sprouts with mayo. :-)

Breathe deep, seek peace.

Press X to jump.

Respect yourself and others and people will be more likely to respect you too!

Be passionate.

“If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.” -Jeanne Louise Calment.

Don’t sweat the small stuff.