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[NSFW] Any truth to the saying, "The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice."?

Asked by ETpro (34505points) July 20th, 2013

I’ve been reluctant to bring this up, even though I truly do want to know the answer and am not, at this time, in position to do the research myself. However, I’ve been reluctant to ask, because I can just hear the jeers and taunts about the question being racist.

I do not for one moment accept that charge. If there were not clear, observable differences between the races, we would not know race exists, would we? We know there are differences. We can and do observe them.

So I am asking those who have had a chance to sample enough juices to tell, is the saying “The darker the berry the sweeter the juice.” true or false? Are the sweetest “berries” white, yellow, brown, red, or black? If there’s any truth to the saying, does it apply to the juice from males and females alike, or is the sweetness limited to a single sex?

We’ve just been challenged by the President of the United States to begin a national and perhaps international discussion about race, so this seems the time to shed my fears about false charges of racism, and satisfy my curiosity about life’s essential juices and their sublime taste. If I had my pick and valued a sweet, full-bodied flavor, which color “berry” should I juice?

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Headhurts's avatar

Are you meaning a clitoris?

funkdaddy's avatar

I believe it would be “the cleaner the diet, the sweeter the juice”... but I have not traveled the world to test this theory.

Perhaps you should apply for some sort of research grant?

ETpro's avatar

@funkdaddy While the clitoris is rather berrylike (in most women, at least) and most penises are truly big, elongated berries I am really interested in the juice that one obtains when stimulating one or both of these organs.

@Headhurts Do you think maybe Larry Flynt and Hugh Hefner might kick in a few million to sponsor such a research project?

Headhurts's avatar

Oops, don’t think I understand the question.

ETpro's avatar

What I am trying to ask about is “the juice” as in vaginal secretions from a female and pre-cum or ejaculate from a male when they are sexually excited.

Headhurts's avatar

Oh right, I’m with you now. I’ve only ever had white men, so I can’t compare. Although I did know a man that slept with a mixed race girl and he said she was very sweet, he spoke about her for a good few weeks, and it was only a one night stand. Said he could have lived down there. Never heard him speak about anyone else like that.

Unbroken's avatar

I have taken samples of a culturally diverse group.

I would agree with funkdaddy and say you are what you eat becomes a very compelling self evident truth.

I have not noticed at all that any taste differences in semen dependent on race. Sadly if they all have a standard Westernized diet the taste is not something I would revel in.

I had a friend who said he wouldn’t go down on his girl when she ate spinach because she tasted like it afterwards, she was black, he was white.

I have also noticed that the cleaner my diet is the more men have gushed and fawned and suckled between my legs. That is something almost immediate if I eat some junky type foods there are no compliments and just a cursory amount of time down there even if it was from the same man who begged me to sit on his face all night long a couple of days earlier.

I hope to do further exploration of this as to how long after the consumption of sugary or less tasty foods this takes effect and for how long, or what foods might produce the tastiest results but without spending considerable amount of time with a partner in marathons of eating and sexing this might prove to be quite onerous.

I had one experience with a caribbean man who tasted like soap. He used the oldfashioned bar soap… ivory or irish something. It was quite astrigent, overpowering mouth puckering in not a good way. That probably had more to do with residue left on his skin from the soap and it just overwhelmed the taste of his nectar.

Also bug dope…. if you ever engage in outside sex don’t use it all. Inevitably one of you will touch something where a mouth might go. And the taste is quite a dealbreaker.

josie's avatar

She is very dark, and the juice is very sweet.

ETpro's avatar

@Headhurts I’d certainly sample to see if her was right if I were a free man.

@Unbroken Great answer. I’m sure that diet has a great deal to do with it. It may well be the only determinant. You’re also probably right about the soapy taste. Old fashioned bar soap takes a great deal of rinsing to fully remove. The taste is definitely unpleasant. That’s why it was used as a punishment for potty mouthed kids. I’ll make a mental note to avoid any insect repellants when contemplating a romp while hiking the local trails.

@josie You lucky ducky. Enjoy the sweetness, my friend.

Berserker's avatar

My guess is that health and nutrition make a difference when it comes to juice, rather than race. To an extent, it might be race related if certain cultures are used to eating certain things that might give the juice a specific nature/taste. But otherwise…can’t prove this, as I’ve not sampled enough juices, male or female, to back up this claim. and that would be a lot of snatches to eat, if I wanted to put this to the test, but understand, not that I’d be against doing it hahaha

I think @Unbroken nailed it. no pun intended

hearkat's avatar

I haven’t noticed any difference in the flavor of the men from various racial/ethnic backgrounds that I’ve tasted. Although the sample is diverse, it is not large enough to be fully representative of the population at large.

peridot's avatar

I think it has more to do with diet/hygiene/products being worn than anything.

This saying seems like one of those “playful” ethnic/color ones, such as “all redheads are insane in the sack”. I shall withhold my opinion on that particular matter ;)

Headhurts's avatar

@peridot Hey thanks, I’ m a redhead!

peridot's avatar

@Headhurts hehe… me too :D

ETpro's avatar

@Headhurts Just to let you know. Head doesn’t have to hurt. It can feel transcendently good if done in the right spirit. :-)

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