[SFW] What would happen if we really went to war against Christmas?

Mother Jones reporter Tim Murphy asks, and then gives us his answer in a whimsical Holiday article of the same name. Feel free to borrow from his ideas, correct him where you feel he misses the mark, or reject his notions and present your own. Christmas was co-opted from so called “pagan” religious celebrations of the Winter Solstice, so if you prefer to look at the NSFW side of the day that the pagans may have enjoyed, click here.