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ragingloli's avatar

If you were to go on a killing spree, what would you do to make it as stylish as possible?

Asked by ragingloli (51968points) July 19th, 2015

For example, making an actually bulletproof Judge Dredd costume, and clear out a church.

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elbanditoroso's avatar

In some jurisdictions, just answering this question seriously could put a person on a watch list. Especially if such a murder were to take place.

The only serious observation I would make is that most criminals – especially murderers, and especially mass murderers and serial killers, is that they are stupid and careless. The evidence and create patterns. And much of the time, the police notice these patterns and ultimately catch the bad guy.

So if you’re going to be a killer, be smart about it. Which means don’t make it a crime of passion, make it a cold blooded random killing. And be very careful to not leave evidence.

To your question, @ragingloli – going in ‘style’ is just asking to be caught, because it is a signature which will make you easy to identify. Bad advice.

Berserker's avatar

If I was Jesus, I’d climb down from the cross and beat the fuck out of everyone with it.

gorillapaws's avatar

I would never do this of course, but if I were malicious, I’d go to a gun show and set up some remote controlled speakers and fireworks that produced the sound of gunfire. All of the NRA guys would probably end up shooting each-other. This would prove that in fact, more guns do not actually equal more safety.

elbanditoroso's avatar

@gorillapaws -, and also, that not all gun owners are intelligent and responsible.

Pachy's avatar

I realize how judgmental this will sound, but given the proliferation of mass killings in public places such as movie theaters, shopping malls, and mostly recently a Charleston church and two Chattanooga recruiting stations, this question seems to me insensitive and unnecessary. It also strikes me as an undesirable example of what free speech is in the social media age.

ucme's avatar

Carpet bomb the French with deodorant tipped payloads, at least in death they’ll finally smell fresh.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

This is a strange question coming from someone who gets upset over killing a rodent mouse.

Berserker's avatar

@SQUEEKY2 ragingloli despises humans, one of the reasons being that they kill everything else. Read like, 13 of his posts and there’s at least one in there saying that we should all die lol.

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