Last Christmas I gave you my ......... but the very next day you .........?

Last Christmas I gave you all the leftover cookies from the holiday party, but the very next day you got diabetes.

Last Christmas I gave you my virginity, but the very next day you gave it back!

Ba-dump-tss.

hand-held portal device; murdered me

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you took up drinking.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you told me you and your friend Hannibal overcooked it.

Last Christmas I gave you my love letter, but the very next day you sneeze with it.

The song goes like this -
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away.

Yes, @crustyyyturtle, but the point of the question is to wordplay the lyrics.

@Pachy There’s always one ;-}