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Can you answer this (NSFW) about the Matrix?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24486points) April 27th, 2018

Is masturbation theoretically wrong because it contaminates the Matrix pods that Neo and others were in with semen? Humor welcome?

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ragingloli's avatar

1. The masturbation happens only in the mind.
2. Even if there was a physical release, it would hardly be as bad as the piss and shit the pod has to handle on a daily basis.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@ragingloli Thanks.. Makes sense.

rojo's avatar

I honestly don’t think there is anything left to add to this question except to perhaps to warn you that when you are trying to beat it (the system that is) it is best to have a towel handy.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I thought all the liquid in there was sperm…

MrGrimm888's avatar

^No…. Gross….

ragingloli's avatar

broaden your horizon

MrGrimm888's avatar

No. I don’t like to get it on me…

ragingloli's avatar

What about in you, then?

MrGrimm888's avatar

It’s already in me. It’s a one way system. Out, out, out.

ragingloli's avatar

Should be the other way around. Multiple entry points.

MrGrimm888's avatar

That’s a negative Ghost Rider.

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