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Do you have the dicipline to become a Shinobi?

Asked by Scrumpulator (564points) August 21st, 2008

Do you ever want to go all the way, I mean past Navy Seal, past Mosad, past KBG, to go all the way and become a silent warrior of the night. I don’t think I could do it, the dedication and training, could you?

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Phillyzero's avatar

I am in fact a ninja, but now that I’ve told you, I have to kill you.

wrestlemaniac's avatar

i am a part of a deadly night group called the raven assassins and we work like ninjas but you have to have certain requirements to be an elder.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

I thought shinobi was a word made up by the Rolling Stones in their song Shattered.

shanobi, shattered, what does it matter?

wrestlemaniac's avatar

Shinobi means silent killer, in korean.

kevbo's avatar

Oh… in that case, my farts are Shinobi.

Hobbes's avatar

There is a temple, deep within the Amazonian Jungle. What seems a lifetime ago, I was once a mere Navy Seal, untrained and young in the true arts of combat, green as the new sapling. I had heard the name of this temple spoken in legend, so I trekked across the steaming jungle, killing monkeys with my bare hands for food, and drinking the moisture from leaves in the morning. When I reached the temple, I rested on the steps… foolishly. Dark shapes flew from the trees, a whirlwind of blades and fists. Even today, I have no memory of what happened. But somehow, I kicked out my legs in time to send one of the men spinning down the steps to land in a broken heap at the foot of the temple. With that, the attack stopped.

I stayed in that temple for ten years, learning the Flying Tiger on Fire stance, the Very Large Sword Technique, and the other True Arts of Combat. I have gone all the way. I have gone past Navy Seal, past Mosad, past KBG. After ten years of dedication and training, I am now a silent warrior of the night. I am a shinobi.

You doubt me? This is the president’s computer. I killed him. I killed him and am fluthering from his computer.

wrestlemaniac's avatar

don’t’ turn around just yet, let me pick whether to break your back or neck. :) (that’s right i’m behind you now)

loser's avatar

Uh… I was gonna answer this question but somehow I just don’t feel like it anymore.

wrestlemaniac's avatar

it’s okay i won’t sneak up on you.

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