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How could you suck at your career?

Asked by Mastema2 (828points) August 28th, 2019

What things could you do to be very bad at your job? For example, if you’re a realtor you could show the wrong house or simply not show up.

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rebbel's avatar

A sex worker.
You should suck good, but you blow.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Punctuality, is important to most jobs. Even if you are great at every other aspect…

KNOWITALL's avatar

Lack of attention to detail is huge when working with lots of numbers and programs.

And @MrGrimm888 is correct, showing up is half the battle, it’s amazing how many people can’t do that one thing.

chyna's avatar

Being stoned or drunk while operating heavy equipment would suck.

Zaku's avatar

You could be a software developer who keeps making software versions that are more and more annoying, remove features and be less and less actually useful, and that spy on their users, require subscription fees, constant updates… oh wait…

Dutchess_III's avatar

Another thing you could do is go around biting your coworkers on the neck while muttering “I’m a vampire. I’m a vampire.”

kritiper's avatar

Lose your drive, your motivation. Get burnt out.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

If you are a bank teller and you rob your customers with a weapon, instead of the white collar service charges theft, as they enter the store.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

In a surgery a surgeon forgets to wash his hands.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

A police officer who is robbed on duty , while armed, of his pocket change for his lunch money at the local doughnut shop.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Sens the boss Emails, I’m watching you!
Or what are you wearing right now?

MrGrimm888's avatar

You could get convicted as a felon. Or get a facial tattoo. Then, you’d never have a career in the first place.

raum's avatar

Be a nanny and take the wrong kid home from the park.

raum's avatar

Really bad speller and become a tattoo artist.

raum's avatar

Librarian with Tourette’s.

jca2's avatar

You could be a President of the US and make fun of physically challenged people or make comments about sexually harassing women.

UnholyThirst88's avatar

Present the wrong corpse in the chapel as a funeral director…

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Patty_Melt's avatar

I em a righter. I Kent think of any problems for me. I werk alone.
The only thing I kin think is mebbe I get a hot ajent. Then I could suck pretty gude. Exept if he is reel bosy.

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