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jazzjeppe's avatar

How hard does this make you laugh?

Asked by jazzjeppe (2598points) December 21st, 2008

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. ... . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . .. he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’ So, I look down at him and say, ‘Well then, which one are you?’ . .. . and that’s when the fight started ..

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PupnTaco's avatar

Two hars.

LostInParadise's avatar

I hate to admit it, but I got a belly laugh out of that. In a way he had it coming for starting off with such a lame comment. When you say fight, you mean verbal fight, right?

jazzjeppe's avatar

The har comment was based on a typo, I presume, in the question where I had written “har” instead of “hard”... I think/hope.

Mizuki's avatar

you should have asked him if he was Doppy.

tinyfaery's avatar

Ha ha ha ha ha…!!!

Good one. I can’t believe you actually said it. Lurve to you.

90s_kid's avatar

I laughed. It’s mean but hey if anyone has seen the movie Elf (I saw it because It was on the TV all the time—just look around the tbs channels) there is a funny dwarf scene.

kellyvbrown's avatar

Hahahaha! That’s hilarious, Jeppe!

goober's avatar


MrItty's avatar

I heard this joke two weeks ago… at Walt Disney World, from a cast member. :-)

tinyfaery's avatar

So you are saying this story is fiction?

90s_kid's avatar


you’re right! is it?

jazzjeppe's avatar

Yeah, it’s not “my joke”, it’s actually a joke floating around the net at the moment, kinda urban legend, I think. But still, it cracks me up every time I read it :) Sorry for being unclear about that.

goober's avatar


tinyfaery's avatar

Not cool. There is no part of the question that suggests this is not your experience. Boo…

goober's avatar

People even sent luurrrrvvvv based on the truth of the subject matter.People are not happy about this misrepresentation of the facts.


jazzjeppe's avatar

we all do mistakes and I was so sure of that people heard it before…sorry…won’t happen again. I am willing to correct my mistake by giving you all loads of LUUUUURRRRRV back!

windex's avatar

LOL wow!

goober's avatar

I’m afraid it’s not good enough,i am well aware that this is the season of good will to all,but you have pushed the boundaries beyond redemption.EXECUTIONER!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

jazzjeppe's avatar

Goober, no need to. If everyone hates me that much as you do, for being new to this community, for not understanding how things work here, I shall leave myself and cancell my account. But before I do, I will, as it is the season of good will, give you some lurve and GA you.

Thanks and bye.

goober's avatar

Lookslike your humor deserted you.

jazzjeppe's avatar

Yeah it has…I am just a modest person who takes personal criticism seriously. Shouldn’t I?

goober's avatar

Lighten up jazz!!! It aint personal and it aint criticism.


jazzjeppe's avatar

cries heavilly NO! You hate me! stabs himself in the heart

jazzjeppe's avatar

oups, no power emotes using *....learn something new everyday, don’t we…:)

jazzjeppe's avatar

I guess I’ll stick around a bit longer then…until my next cock-up :)

Lightlyseared's avatar

I thought it was obvious it was a joke.

gailcalled's avatar

I too thought it was an old joke, albeit a doppy one.

90s_kid's avatar

@ jazzjeppe you think that you’re hated?

Cardinal's avatar

Gail, it is an old one and still kinda funny but dopey!

dalepetrie's avatar

I give it one small chuckle (but I admit to being a tough audience).

krose1223's avatar

I definitely laughed out loud. Props to you, I don’t think I’d have the guts to say that… I might even feel a little mean.

*edit- just read it wasn’t true. Still funny though.

pwyatt's avatar

I love this joke!

tiffyandthewall's avatar

haha that’s sooo mean, but it’s pretty funny. i laughed enough that i felt bad. [=

goober's avatar

Its all lies,the person posting claimed it actually happened to him.

jazzjeppe's avatar

LOL, leave it Goober :)

dalepetrie's avatar

I think instead of that approach, I would have tried this,

Dwarf – “I’m not happy.”
Me – “I understand, but that’s no reason to get short with me.”

goober's avatar

@jazz,shame on you.

jazzjeppe's avatar

@Goober, yeah, shame on me…think I need a good spanking…

goober's avatar

@jazz Yeah, it’s not “my joke”, it’s actually a joke floating around the net at the moment, kinda urban legend, I think. But still, it cracks me up every time I read it :) Sorry for being unclear about that.
A SHOCKING ADMITTANCE,did you think you could walk on here and pull the wool over our eyes.

jazzjeppe's avatar

@Goober….you are so cute! I love you man!

goober's avatar

@jazz “Sorry for being unclear about that”.Disgusting,if this were a court of law you would have got 5yrs.

90s_kid's avatar

@ goober
lighten up

goober's avatar

@90,it’s humor.

laxrrockr18's avatar

only the midget coming out of the car is funny to me. the rest was pretty bad.

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