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If we are really all going to die on 2012, how are you planning to spend (or waste) the next remaining three years of our lives?

Asked by yziabites (104points) July 7th, 2009

i read on one of my mom’s prophecy book that the aztec or mayan civilization (not sure which, correct me if you can) predicted that the end of the world is on 2012. if this is true, what will YOU being doing for the next three years?

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AstroChuck's avatar

By ignoring stupid Mayan folklore.

tyrantxseries's avatar

same as the last three years
Mable the Mayan didn’t think the world was going to end… mabie they were sick of making that fucking calendar and just said “fuck it” it’s good enough

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

In a drunken stupor. Probably without pants too.

johnny's avatar

Sex. Lots of sex. But I’d be doing that anyways, so nothing I guess. But that’s a bunch of BS anyway. If god was really gonna end the world. I don’t think he’d give us a set date.

yziabites's avatar

@johnny sex is really great way to spend three years. LOL :)

AstroChuck's avatar

It only takes me three seconds.

ragingloli's avatar

I am preparing myself for the arrival of Zalgo.

He Waits Behind The Wall, in a palace of tortured glass, served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers. In his right hand he holds a dead star, and in his right hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow. His left hands are stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar.

His six mouths speak in different tongues, and the seventh shall sing the song that ends the earth.

̕҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉Z ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ALGO ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉grows. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ZAL҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚GO commeth.

T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚o invoke the h҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ive-mind re҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚presenting chaos. Invoking҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ the feeling of ch҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚aos. With out ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚order.҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ The Nezperd҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Waits Behind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wall. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,

*H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ *

Grisaille's avatar

When you really think about it, the Mayans were the biggest trollers to have ever existed.


jonsblond's avatar

cooking, cleaning, swimming, fluthering, sleeping, hiking, eating, camping, making snowmen, reading, paying bills, sex, playing darts, pulling weeds, fishing, roasting marshmallows, drinking a few beers…

the usual

AstroChuck's avatar

We really should have more 2012 doomsday questions here on Fluther, don’t you think?

gailcalled's avatar

@Astrochuck: Here are 16 pages of 2012 fluther questions, since you asked so nicely.

Blondesjon's avatar

Let’s just say that @jonsblond is going to be walking a little funny, toward oblivion.

AstroChuck's avatar

@gailcalled- Only 16? You haven’t tried hard enough. Look between the “How can I get him to like me?“s and the “What’s your favorite song?“s.

badapple's avatar

I’m going to spend the next 3 years just thinking of and planning for 2012… but just like in college I won’t have enough time to finish my plans and will have to arrive late for 2012 and hope the teacher doesn’t knock too much of my grade off.

gailcalled's avatar

Astrochuck and I are apparently going to spend the next three years rereading the questions re: 2012 on Fluther.

SeventhSense's avatar

I already died in 1999. Actually 666 inverted (the number of the beast) for those who lived but didn’t realize that they were supposed to die. Apparently digital transmission is easier after death. Now that I’m not encumbered by the trappings of a localized physical form my entity is free to ponder the greater issues like “where is the frizzer?”.

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

Don’t ask- don’t tell. You know, just in case it doesn’t all end.

Ansible1's avatar

Hmm Dec. 21 2012…that’s a friday…that’s hard shell taco night…and every1 knows myans hate hard shell taco’s…mystery solved.

seekingwolf's avatar

In college…studying. Studying to get into medical school…which I will go to after 2012 and all this BS business has passed.

I think on 12/21/12, I am going to just walk around with a videocamera and tape all the dumb things that people will be doing on that day because they think it’s the end of the world.

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

According to the last person I talked to about this, that date isn’t the end of the world, it is the time when the axis of the earth and the axis of the galaxy line up, and we will be able to see the giant black hole that resides at the center of our universe.

Sounds odd, I know, but it at least makes a little more sense than the whole end of the world BS that everyone is crying about. Chicken Little lives, and he is worried about 2012.

SeventhSense's avatar

making snowmen
Don’t you live in Vegas?

fireinthepriory's avatar

@evelyns_pet_zebra Whoa, bigger news than the end of the world… Chicken Little is a dude?? I always thought Chicken Little was a girl!

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

who’s chicken little?

SeventhSense's avatar

The sky is falling(fable)

The_Compassionate_Heretic's avatar

I saw an episode on King of the Hill yesterday where Hank said that if he knew the world was coming to an end, he’d spend the remaining time with his family, barbequeing

That sounded good to me.

jonsblond's avatar

@SeventhSense Not anymore. I lived there from 1977— 1987. We did have Mt. Charleston to go to if we wanted to make snowmen. I’m in Illinois now.

fireside's avatar

The Mayans did not predict that the world would end in 2012.

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

@fireinthepriory shh, Chicken Little is not only a dude, he’s a chick with a dick and makes great $$$ starring in those oddly arousing porn flicks that so many people secretly watch.

SeventhSense's avatar

OK, so you got you some snow now fo sho.

mattbrowne's avatar

The world already ended on January 1, 2000. If some people still think they are real, they should get treatment for suffering from delusion. How can anyone die twice?

Well, maybe the guys who run the matrix system, will reboot their software in 2013.

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