What is your best excuse for being late?

Because I am the boss, so I can.

I ran into a parked train.

The engine fell out of my car. it didn’t really fall completely out, (it did drop though) but that’s what I told my professor

@SheWasAll_ LOL!!

My dog ate my homework… oh wait…

There’s no good excuse. Time is precious and if you’re late, you’re saying that whoever’s time is wasted because of your tardiness, is not very important to you.

I was in an alternate universe.

I got clothes lined by Chuck Norris.

I had to take the MBTA.

(It works because it’s true.)

I was getting coffee.

My car turned into a Transformer.

I was actually in the mood for some in the morning…
If ya know what I mean…
Wink, wink.

Somebody put a picture of David Hasslehoff under my windshield wiper blades, facing me, and I was so freaked out I forgot where I was.

The boat sank.

“Omg… so my iPhone application which contains and reminds me of all of my responsibilities in life, interests, relationships, ideas, knowledge, and dreams totally ran out of batteries and so my reminder for our meeting never popped up! I am so dependent on it right? But I LOVE it. Also, sorry for being late.”

The bank machine ate my card, and I had to get cash for gas.

The dog ate my feet.

Traffic. Or my alarm clock never went off. Or I stayed up so late working on this thing for you [hand them the report] that I slept through my alarm. I am so sorry. Is it okay if I go get some coffee now?

“My mother called me right before I was leaving…” Please help me collect late excuses at www.zeenlabs.com/excusesblog I want and need to collect as many as possible!

The dog ate my car.

I was abducted by aliens who wanted to party with me and then I told them I was late for an important event and they brought me back home.

I lost my keys at the last nekked pancake party.