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If you were asked to give a testimonial for yourself, what would you say or write?

Asked by zenth (64points) July 21st, 2010

funny answer please

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Cruiser's avatar

Don’t believe a word of what he says!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

The best part of him would have been the cum that ran down the crack of his mother’s a**.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Don’t bother with this one!

Austinlad's avatar

He had his moments.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Before I accept this award, I’d like to thank the hillbillies that made my life so great, and the mother of my children, my mother. (Really, I don’t have Oedipus issues)

janbb's avatar

She only fucks up her life some of the time.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@janbb But she make’s Jersey a much nicer place. You almost want to visit.

CMaz's avatar

Feed him and he will be your bitch.

janbb's avatar

@ChazMaz He followed me home; can I keep him?

wundayatta's avatar

He is interesting, compassionate, caring and quite high-maintenance. Touch him, and you will be both illuminated and burned, not necessarily in that order.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@ChazMaz I’m baking today…

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

She’s really good at admitting when she is wrong, and she does it with alarming frequency.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

She’s infuriatingly frustrated with humanity in general, but adores her kittehs.

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

When you can get him to listen, he actually can sometimes seem to care.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Unwrap carefully, proceed with caution and enjoy the ride!

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