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If you could wear a warning sign around your neck, what would it say?

Asked by MyNewtBoobs (19026points) September 11th, 2010

One friends said hers would be “I’m ALWAYS late”.

What would yours be?

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TexasDude's avatar

“Warning! This individual is a walking contradiction. He is extremely affectionate, but only if you initiate, loves to talk, but never makes calls, wears his emotions on his sleeve, but may not be honest about them, and has a martyr complex, though often comes off as cold. Patience and understanding must be utilized when dealing with him.”

ZEPHYRA's avatar

KEEP AWAY FROM HER, SHE IS HARMFUL FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!

Berserker's avatar

Consider me armed, but not dangerous.

Seaofclouds's avatar

“Asking how I am doing is a loaded question. Don’t ask unless you are really ready to hear the answer.”

lillycoyote's avatar

Warning: What you see is what you get. If you want more or less or something different entirely then you best move on because this is pretty much it.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Seaofclouds OOOooo. I want that. Mostly cuz I hate it when people ask how someone is, but only want to hear “fine” “ok” or “can’t complain”.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Seaofclouds Also, I think that if you really can’t complain, you’ve lost a major ability, and you have something serious to complain about.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

I think mine might be:
I have no super-human powers. Please stop thinking I do.

Brian1946's avatar

——-▲——-
VACANCY

tragiclikebowie's avatar

“Runs with scissors.” This can be applied to every aspect of my life.

cantescapefate's avatar

WARNING Anybody with in 5 meters, run like HEL*
Or maybe dangerous do not give sharp objects.
Do not feed the animals .jk

Mom2BDec2010's avatar

Warning: Pregnant – don’t touch my food or you’ll die! :)

Brian1946's avatar

@Mom2BDec2010

Perhaps your sign could also say something regarding one of your pregnancy-related questions.

Mom2BDec2010's avatar

Warning: Pregnant – touch my stomach and I’ll break your hand. @Brian1946 Is that better? Haha.

Brian1946's avatar

@Mom2BDec2010

I don’t know about better but it’s a great alternative!

harple's avatar

Warning – may burst into song at any time!

Ben_Dover's avatar

Ben Dover

hahahaha

shego's avatar

Warning: I have big hips and big boobs. I make wide turns and stick out in traffic.
(air bags inflate when about to fall on face)

NaturallyMe's avatar

Don’t leave me alone with a bowl of snacks.

A bowl of chips disappears much quicker when i’m around.

cookieman's avatar

PLEASE NOTE
Despite looking angry, I’m actually really nice.
(Unless you’re an idiot, then I’m angry)

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Better come right or don’t come at all.

free_fallin's avatar

* Warning *

Has been known to cause sudden shortness of breath.

^ has multiple meanings

veileddarkness's avatar

PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH THE REPRESENTED ARTICLE WILL RESULT IN YOUR UNTIMELY AND VIOLENTLY PERILOUS DEMISE.’

I really dislike being touched… ;D

Jeruba's avatar

Unfortunately I would have to be wearing it before I could answer this question.

bob_'s avatar

@Jeruba How about “WARNING: Not fond of hypotheticals”? ~

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