What circus freak would you be?

chicken-woman [see the movie Freaks with actors who actually are circus freaks]

I’d be one of those trick riders/shooters in a “Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show” type production.

@noelleptc So…erm…what are you doing after the show? ;)

Duh, I dunno T.C! Oh, got it…......I wanna be Dumbo! :¬)

I believe I’d like to beat up clowns ;)

@noelleptc I knew….I just knew someone would say that! I have not, but I like Dumbo he’s cute. In a clumsy big oaf type of way :¬)

Super Skinny Man!
Thinner than a rail, wind makes him sail!

I would be zipper man. So skinny that when you stand sideways and stick out your tongue you look like a zipper.

The world’s most Perfect Man.

I don’t know if it counts as a “freak”, but I worked as a juggler in a circus for about 4 years. I was (and am) also skinny, so maybe that counts.

Owner.

@ChazMaz That is freaky!

Person with the IQ of an amoeboid!!!!!!!!!!

I would most definitely be the fortune teller. ‘Cross my palm with silver, Mista?’

@cazzie – What does my future say?

I know yo can do it.

@ChazMaz I’d have to stare into your eyes and hold your hands…. ;o)

Lion tamer!

Freaky woman with a dog attached to her hip.

Unfortunately, I’m already the bearded lady!!

A Norwegian penguin tamer.

@erichw1504 Now that WOULD be a trick.

Sword swallower.

According to some of my friends and family I am The Vegetarian freak, because I dare to eat Brussels sprouts, cabbage and beets! Foods that wreak havoc in the minds of the un-initiated.

@Kardamom I know I’d sooner eat a sword.

Gubble gabble, gubble gabble, one of us, one of us!

The coolest of them all was Johnny Eck . He did a magic act with his brother that had to be hysterical to watch.
A few years ago, they were gonna make a movie of his life, with Leonardo De Capprio playing J. Didn’t happen, and I still hope it will get made.
Check this out!

A trapeze artist like my Great great great grandmother, hanging by a rope with her teeth. link is just a rad painting I found

This guy is nuts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8jdb3lHqfI&feature=related
You can skip the first 3 minutes.

I’d be that creepy skinny double jointed elastic girl who’s spine shape can be seen through the skin and who gives herself cunnilingus in front of everyone.

A mermaid, as long as I can take vacations in the water.