Can you create a unique, descriptive, rhyming, animal name?

fog dog:

An extremely old dog of any breed suffering from cataracts who can’t see where it’s going or what it’s doing – particularly true when it chooses a place to go to the bathroom.

Pat the Cat: he really likes flying these days…

Loafer the gopher, a lazy gopher.

Figgy piggy: A fig newton wrapped in bacon.

@erichw1504 – that’s not an animal – that’s delicioius.

@iamthemob – Some animals are delicious but that’s for another thread. can’t think which one, can you?

Ryan the lion really loves flyin’

Habit Rabbit – He can’t get enough of those funky mushrooms.

Grinch the finch: The grumpiest bird around!

Geiger the tiger climbed mount Eiger

Wino the albino rhino covered her vagino with a mino.

Gizzard the lizard: Why did he have a gizzard?

Lucy the goosey had the runs.

My muse the Goos

It’s true! My Goose is my muse! lol

Splat the rat got caught by a cat.

Fool the Mule it’s kick will rule.

Honky the donkey has a big schlongky

Squish the fish and make a wish

Tamil the Camel He used to be a tiger, but he changed for the rhyme.

Frog the dog was dog the frog!

ooooooooo deep!

Neither fell off the log.

Fuc* the duck. It’s French.

Jack Knife (my ex-wife), couldn’t drive to save her life!

Pat Rat
Was eaten by Pat the Cat.

Porgi the Corgi he loved him some Bess and how, for she was his bitch now.

Turd Bird
A bird that poops on your shoulder.

Pale snail – He needs to go tanning!

@erichw1504 – My racing snails were pretty slow so I took their shells off. Bit sluggish now!

@erichw1504

Hmmm….Pale Snail Ale…I can see the label now.

@Mat74UK

Heh! lol

Funky monkey, “Brass Monkey, junkie. That funky Monkey!”

Scarier Terrier The other one couldn’t intimidate a squirrel

Friar Fryer Ecclesiastical or merely delicious?

Blossom Possum flowers Awesome!

Harass the jackass- little kids and flies do it all the time!

A pleasant pheasant is quite a present!

splat where the dung gnat sat

a squirmy worm is never firm

the loaded toad was on the commode.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies

Ewwww… hahahaha

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies You are way too into this!

The Lemur drove a beemer til he wrecked and broke his femur.

Ringo the Dingo liked to eat baby gringos. Oooh..baaad, lol

oh now you’re on @Coloma

a platapuss with a ducks bill. might kill just for the thrill…

a sheltopusik might click but it will nevah make you sick.

a corny horny morning toad?

my whipperwill tool a pill and now he can’t sit on the sill.

hahahahahahahahaha…

Yep, and..I am stone cold sober too! haha

Does this mean I am at a disadvantage here lol

WTH is a ‘sheltopusik’?

Pimp the Chimp walked with a gimp.

that’s a hah- yena joke… and yes it rhymes.

:)

Hug the Pug while it cuts some rug.

Take a pig to a gig wearing a wig.

Hah-yena….lol

Stoney the pony likes herbal baloney.

Smitten the kitten liked to get bitten.

Prowl the owl flew with a scowl.

I laughed at the giraffe, “Who’s the father of the zebra half of your calf?”.

It was a mistake, Jake the snake is not a rake, for goodness sake!

oh fuck vodka hangovers

sheltopusik

Smug the pug never gave any hugs.

The scared bear with the rare hair care had to go back to his lair to get his share of the taxi fare.

Boris the Oxen went walking with socks on, at dawn with a fawn where the Steelhead spawn, in a stream by a lawn.

try not to dance with ants in your pants… go ahead, just try

Better ants to cavort inside your shorts than a Macaw snapping the straps of my maidenform bra!

Scout the Trout would often pout when having the bait ripped out of his mouth.

Brawny the Prawn liked getting it on, with Lucy the Lobster whose dad was a Mobster.

Dish the fish never got his wish which resulted in anguish.

This little Lamb needs to jam, she has lots to do, but is stuck in this zoo. lol

a waggin dragon is doin some braggin

Art the Dart let a fart. Scoot the Newt was blamed for the toot.

Sid the squid did what he did but couldn’t get rid of the lid that hid.

Gail the Whale

Astute Newt

Peetah the Cheetah

Fat the cat sat on a rat while giving himself a pat on the back.