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(NSFW) How do you say yes to a girl (offering this particular offer)?

Asked by chamelopotamus (1379points) December 15th, 2010

(((Ok in case you didnt see the NSFW warning, which includes NSFChildren, its NSFW or C)))

Lets say a friend of yours wants to know how he can say yes to this offer from a girl: “David, if you work a double for me on Saturday, which I know you hate, I will administer fellatio to you”.

They are the same age, same maturity level, have the same thing in mind, and have had for a while, openly/jokingly/in hopes, but also have a love/friendship for each other thats been developing for a while, they always have fun together, they care about each other, and any intimacy of any kind would also mean something because of that. So is saying “Freaking HELL YES!!!” all Gung Ho the wrong way to say yes when there is also that element of caring emotions involved?

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Summum's avatar

He should go for it. Why not?

Eggie's avatar

Go for it….enjoy….scream my name.

Seelix's avatar

It might be a bad idea. If the guy is hoping to have a relationship with this girl, you really don’t want it to be founded on doing favours for sex. Not a good way to start a relationship.

If there’s no hope for a relationship (aside from friendship) on either side, then sure, why not?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I think the relationship would be better served by going slow. It sounds like there’s some potential there for something more than a quick blowjob. If there isn’t anything to risk, then say hell yes.

chyna's avatar

You could answer casually: Um, sure, okay.
But I’d scream Hell yes!

Summum's avatar

Dang some guys have all the luck. :)

HearTheSilence's avatar

I don’t know about other women, but I don’t go around offering blow jobs unless I’m at least attracted to the guy. I don’t think she’s offering the blow job just to get “David” to work for her that day. I think she’s also offering because she likes the guy. If she didn’t like him, it would be a simple, you work that day for me, and I’ll work another for you; that’s usually how it goes. Honestly, I think you should go for it… as @chyna mentioned, answer casually… she might end up offering them more in a casual manner.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

I’d be concerned about getting a blowie from a girl who phrases it as “administering fellatio” outside of the doctor’s office. My priorities are so in order

misstrikcy's avatar

the only women I know who would be offering this, would only be doing it as a joke… to see how far they can push the guy.

Summum's avatar

Women have lots of power of the younger guys.

HearTheSilence's avatar

Damn, really @misstrikcy ? I offer blow jobs all the time… to guys I’m attracted to and looking to mount, though.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@HearTheSilence Jesus, when you say it that way, I’m thinking my pants are on the ground.

Summum's avatar

@HearTheSilence Sounds like a couple of us are waiting.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@HearTheSilence Do you… like women?

HearTheSilence's avatar

LOL I’d offer if I was attracted to either of you @Adirondackwannabe and @Summum but there’s also that little geographical problem.

JustJessica's avatar

Never get your sex where you get your checks! That means BJ’s too! At least that’s what my mom always told me!

HearTheSilence's avatar

@papayalily No I’m straight. I entertained the idea of a woman once ‘cause I thought I might be bisexual, but it turned out to be a false alarm.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

You can say whatever you want but keep in mind the person might be joking and that if you do work the double shift, you might not get the promised fellatio and that’s okay.

Summum's avatar

@HearTheSilence We can work out the little details. :)

sliceswiththings's avatar

If he wants more with her, why not say “Sure I’ll work for you, but how about you join be for dinner instead?”

Summum's avatar

@HearTheSilence By the way I’m just kidding you. I have a wife so I would never do that. :)

perspicacious's avatar

How romantic!!

BarnacleBill's avatar

So she does the deed on the guy, and she tells everyone at work about it, only the story gets shifted so that it sounds like he made the blow job a condition of switching shifts. She files a sexual harrassment lawsuit, wins, and the guy gets fired then has a hard time getting a job or a date until he moves out of state and changes his name. (These days, this is more plausible than actually getting a blow job from the chick.)

MORAL: Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.

Sounds like a great offer. He should go for it.

HearTheSilence's avatar

@Summum It’s okay, I wasn’t taking you or anyone else serious lol. Plus I’ve got a bad cold right now anyhow, I need my mouth to breathe.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@BarnacleBill Speaking from a bitter personal experience, perhaps?

LuckyGuy's avatar

He should work the shift to help her out. Period.
If she wants to take him out later, then fine. But he should not expect or demand anything in return.

If he’s a gentleman she might actually like him and then he’ll get so much more. ;-)

wundayatta's avatar

I think you say yes in the same spirit as it was offered. Sounds like a bit of wryness there. It’s not clear if she’s making a serious offer or a joke offer or a tongue-in-cheek joke offer that is testing to see whether a serious offer is possible.

So I’d pass it off with a joke in the same tone. I’m not sure exactly what. You could say, “I bet you say that to all the guys,” but that could also be taken wrongly if the woman is somewhat sensitve. But really, if they have the relationship they have, they should know how to carry forth the flirtation, if that is indeed what is happening.

So you could follow it up with something like, “Oh all right. I’ll take your shift…. but only if you let me buy you dinner next Saturday” or something. You want to move the offer away from being a commercial transaction (even as a joke) and more towards being a personal transaction.

What was the actual response given at the time?

stardust's avatar

I’d agree with the wry humour there. I’d imagine if the guy took the offer in a more serious way, things might get awkward. Agree with @wundayatta

mrrich724's avatar

get the beej before working the double. I think this is a very important detail!!!!!!!!!!

rooeytoo's avatar

I can’t imagine what sort of woman would make such an offer????

I must be getting old is this is considered a socially acceptable way of getting someone to work your shift. I have often traded shifts with males and females but there was never and oral sex involved in the trade!!!

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