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What one song would you choose to interrogate an interloper?

Asked by ucme (50047points) January 16th, 2011

Just a posh way of asking what songs do you find utterly awful. Tunes which would almost certainly bring about such a state of distress when played over & over again, resulting in the inevitable confession of any prospective wrong-doer. I’d like examples of your own personal idea of musical armageddon please. Cheers folks :¬)

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lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I would torture someone with something like this
Then give them JB’s haircut Whaaa haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

ucme's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Unfortunately i’ve no idea what your weapon of choice is in this case. It won’t allow that content in my country, for some boring reason that I can’t imagine. What is it dear?....I got’s to know…

jazmina88's avatar

achy breaky heart

poisonedantidote's avatar

This and if they dont talk, then this. If I get desperate and need to make them talk in a hurry, then ill go with this.

ucme's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Unfortunately it does….all three seconds that I could bear of it! Good torture chamber muzak though.

ucme's avatar

@jazmina88 It’s a little known fact that the b-side to that track, Achy Breaky Fart : The constipated remix, actually stunk more than the original. Good choice however :¬)

cockswain's avatar

I’d soften them up with a little Mr. Bigg and Ugly Kid Joe, then go in for the kill with Nickelback and Creed. If it became too much, I’d ease back to some emo shit from 2004–2006.

If nothing works, then it’s Toby Keith to the death.

filmfann's avatar

Luckily, I still have my Rick-Roll filter on, so I don’t worry too much about this.

When my kids were misbehaving in the car, I would tell them to be quiet or I would put on my tape of Yoko Ono

963chris's avatar

how about that recently new beyonce ad for vizio(?) where she’s breaking into epileptic conniption fit?

talljasperman's avatar

anything from “Barney and Friends” or the SpongeBob intro

diavolobella's avatar

Whip My Hair. But I’d just play the chorus over and over.

meiosis's avatar

@Scooby Back in my youth, when 50p would buy seven plays on a jukebox, we used to put O Superman on seven times in a row just as we were leaving the pub.

Scooby's avatar

@meiosis
That’s bad!! :-/
My sister used to try & drive me mad with this single, she may well have succeeded! Lol :-/

bunnygrl's avatar

@Scooby OMG I had totally forgotten about those songs!! ok they would definitely work, on repeat both would be enough to make a person gnaw their own ears clean off!! Although hubby loves them both :-)

@meiosis That was bad!!! and also very funny LOL :-)

@ucme what about the birdie song :-)

ucme's avatar

@bunnygrl I will not under any circumstances whatsoever click on that god forsaken link. Is that okay? :¬)

bunnygrl's avatar

LOL LOL so, it would work then as torture? the kind of song that you hear even a tiny bit of it and its there… in your head….. forever LOL
huggles xx

ucme's avatar

La la la la la la, trying desperately not to get that tune in my hea…......with a little bit of this & a li….....Arrrrrgh!! I shall never forgive you for this :¬(

Scooby's avatar

@bunnygrl

What sort of masochist is your hubby!!??
You have my deepest sympathies Lol :-/

The worst part for me is, on occasion when my Sis knows I’m on my way over.. She set’s it playing when I’m up a ladder or fixing a leaking tap….. Now there’s gratitude for ya! :-/
I know! I can’t believe she still has the dam thing too!! Lol…..

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