What are some other phrases similar to "Well I'll be damned!"?
Similar to:
“Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
I’ve also heard some other off-beat ones such as:
“Well suck me sideways!”
“Well f**k me runnin!”
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“Well paint me red and call me a firetruck!”
“He is as dumb as a post.”
and some I found on the internets.
“Well that just dills my pickle!”
“Don’t you piss on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!”
“Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!”
“He’s about as useful as tits on a bull!”
“Well, slap my head and call me silly!”
You could have knocked me over with a feather :¬)
Blow me down.
Well, I’ll be. (Skip the “monkey’s uncle.”)
For the lord’s sake (land’s sake, heaven’s sake,).
Jumping jehosaphat.
Gracious.
Great balls of fire.
I am 12 years old and what is this?
Well slap my ass and call me Sally! XD
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Fuck me sideways!
Eeeh, i’ll go to the foot of our stairs!
Jumpin Jehovah! XD
Slap my mother in law! Uh…maybe not ;)
Well I’ll go to the foot of our stairs!
Stone the crows!
“Well, I’ll be dipped in shit, rolled in cracker crumbs, and fried to a deep, golden brown!”
Well spank my ass and call me uncle.
Fuck me runnin’!
Well, fuck a duck!
Slap me naked and hand me to momma!
Cut off my legs and call me Shorty.
Fuck me! gently
Fuck me! sideways
You can make up these.
————me———-and——- me———.
Viz:Colour me purple and call me a grape.
Slap me silly and call me a punching bag.
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!
Great calamity kittens!
Well fuck me dead ay
Shit a brick, are you for real?
Well bugger me..
My kids laugh at me for saying ‘jumping jehosephat’! My parents must have said it.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ!
Well bend me over and call me Sally.
Holy Shit!
Well, I’ll be dipped in shit!
Well, I’ll be go to hell.
Well, shit fire and save matches!
Dang and tarnation!
Dagnabbit!
F@£king Spiders!
Well F@£k me backwards!
Sweet Jesus on a moped!
Well I never!
Get Away!
Shit a Brick!
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