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You're stuck in non-moving traffic for 10 hours on the highway. What would you do?

Asked by blueberry_kid (5957points) July 21st, 2011

Although it may sound un-realistic, it could happen. What would you do?

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Berserker's avatar

Ten hours? I don’t know where I’m going, but if I’m a passenger, I woulda taken off on foot long before ten hours lol.

Otherwise…I guess I’d put on the radio and try to divert myself. Hope I don’t have to go to the bathroom.

Cruiser's avatar

Detail the car.

Bellatrix's avatar

Talk on my phone? Insist friends entertain me on my phone. Listen to the radio. Read if I have a book with me. Get out and practice tap dancing on the street?

LuckyGuy's avatar

Been there, done that. 23 hours on the NYS thruway due to a snow storm.
Visibility was almost zero and we were crawling at 15–20 mph when the State Police diverted everyone to a side road which turned out to be a rest stop. They blocked the outlet so everyone was stuck. We met in the rest stop, talked to each other, read the paper, ate, slept on the floor. It was actually fun.
If that happened today, everyone would be sitting in their own corner playing Angry birds, texting or updating their FB page. Sad.
It is one of my most memorable experiences.

AshLeigh's avatar

Start an out of controll rave with my fellow traffic jam, mates. :)

Berserker's avatar

@worriedguy If that happened today, everyone would be sitting in their own corner playing Angry birds, texting or updating their FB page. Sad.

You wrote this from a computer.

:p

Cool story though…that does sound fun actually. :D

Bellatrix's avatar

I agree @Symbeline. It does sound like fun. What would you do Symb?

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Transform into Godzilla!

Berserker's avatar

In @worriedguy‘s scenario, it would be like a giant sleepover. Not sure what I’d do exactly…grab a buncha coffee and find someone to tell scary stories with. ^^

Bellatrix's avatar

:-) I watched Blade II last night. With Wesley Snipes… I thought of you… I thought it would be a movie you might have on your ‘like’ list. We could get a DVD player and watch scary movies together?

Berserker's avatar

@Bellatrix Oh I’d be down for that.

I shame myself, for I’ve only seen part of the first Blade…seemed interesting, but we were cut off from watching not even a quarter through. But he is a dampyl, so it must add some pretty good tension. We could check those out!
Plus I bet rest stops are fulla greasy pizza, so that’s a plus for me. :D

Bellatrix's avatar

All a win then! Fill the back of the car with great movies, flasks of coffee and make sure we have the DVD player with us and we will be fine for a movie marathon @Symbeline.

I don’t recall watching the first Blade movie. I just happened to be channel surfing last night and found (well my husband found) Blade II. He promptly fell asleep and left me watching on my own.

Kardamom's avatar

It actually did happen on a freeway in California about 10 years ago, when some stupid person, who just killed someone hopped on the freeway to escape. He got pinned in by the cops and then he got out of his car with a gun and threatened to kill the cops and himself. The stand off lasted about 8 hours. Most people just got out of their cars and walked down the embankment and were picked up by relatives until they could safely go back and retrieve their cars and other people just sat there and waited (I think someone actually came along with bottle water after a few hours of this).

Ultimately the douche bag surrendered, unharmed and they re-opened the freeway.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

I’ve never been stuck in a complete non-moving traffic experience, but two that were both well over 10 hours at a very slow crawl were attempting to leave Florida during an impending hurricane and again right after 9/11, when the airports were shut down.

In the hurricane case, it was fascinating to see all of the vehicles heading west with their belongings, including pets like horses, in tow. 9/11 was just surreal. Hours upon hours of listening to news reports while creeping along the highway. Had the traffic ever come to a complete standstill in either case, I would have gotten out and chatted to others.

CWOTUS's avatar

I’d find some way to socialize, __á la__ @worriedguy (even today). Or if I were alone or in totally unwilling company, then I’d find a way to entertain myself, I think. (I’d hope to have a lot of Sudoku puzzles handy, in that case.)

This question kind of reminds me of my flight to India on Tuesday night: 14 hours in coach, and I don’t sleep well on planes. I think I watched four movies, played several games of Sudoku (fell blessedly asleep during one, which is one of its great benefits sometimes) and lost a lot of games of Freecell.

That bothered me, because I used to be a Freecell champ – I never failed to solve that.

mrrich724's avatar

Either pull over and go to sleep, or pull over and walk to my destination(If I would make it there significantly quicker on foot)

When 9/11 occurred, gridlock occurred in parts of NY. My grandpa just got out of his car and picked it up the next day. There wasn’t really another choice.

zenvelo's avatar

It’s happened to me for 4–5 hours waiting for the summit to Lake Tahoe to open following a snow storm. Couldn’t turn around, couldn’t move, and miles to an exit. We waited and slept in the car.

If I could, I would try to walk to an exit and/or a store.

athenasgriffin's avatar

Try to blow things up with my mind. Hope looks would suddenly learn how to kill. Sing as loudly as possible. Get out my laptop and play a video game. Learn how to speak Russian with the drive and learn CD’s that have been sitting in my car for months.

YARNLADY's avatar

Here’s what I did, pull over to the side and took a nap. My three grandchildren and I were stranded on the Grapevine due to a multiple fatality accident on the pass, and only one hour from our hotel. They were already asleep.

Then, I took the food out of my ice chest, made and sold sandwiches and bottled water. We made $100 in 15 minutes from one loaf of bread, the left over cold cuts from our family celebration, a jar of mayonnaise a head of lettuce and two cases of water. I set up my folding chair in the shade and finished the Christmas decorations I had been working on, and sold all of them also, for an additional $75.00

I always travel with an ice chest full of food, and plan on meals at rest stops. I carry my needlework where ever I go.

john65pennington's avatar

I would first catch up lost sleep. Turn off the cars engine and let it rest. In the summer, heat and exhaustion will be the second step. Always keep a bottle of water in your vehicle, just for such an event. Also, keep a pee cup handy, if you are out in the open and no woods nearby to do your business. Keep a deck of cards in your auto. Many also stranded people will come to your car and find a way to play poker. If you have extra food in your vehicle, share with others, especially children. Also, never travel on the interstate without at least a half tank of gasoline. You never know what’s ahead and around the curve.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Go bonkers- i did three hours in Washington DC southbound I-95 once moved less than a mile, fatal car accident. Talked with daughter four times on cell phone, on the way to her house i( 5 hours away ).

It made for a REAL long day., fourteen hours in car.

abysmalbeauty's avatar

Park my car and walk to the nearest place that has food…. and smokes…. then hope my car wasn’t towed in the meantime

Neizvestnaya's avatar

It’s happened. I pull off to the side and go to sleep.

woodcutter's avatar

Probably crank one off, or two.

gondwanalon's avatar

Get out of the car and go for a 20 mile jog. Then get back into my car and go to sleep.

Ayesha's avatar

It’s a rare occurance, one i most likely would not like to experience. Leaving the car would certainly be an easy way out. However staying in i would enjoy some of my favourite tracks, take a nap, grab some food from nearby (and eat it slowly), take a short walk and call some friends up. It also depends upon the kind of car and the facilities it provides. Compatible car monitors, if present can provide you to kill more time by treating yourself to a good movie(s).

rebbel's avatar

I would honk my horn for ten hours to the guy in front of me.

woodcutter's avatar

I would really hate to be trapped in front of your car! @rebbel

Berserker's avatar

Would it be freaky if like, you were stuck in traffic forever, and a car near yours was a hearse lol?

Bellatrix's avatar

I think you would want to hope for cool weather @Symbeline.

Berserker's avatar

@Bellatrix I just think that would be cool. :D

Bellatrix's avatar

lol :D It could get very, very nasty!!!

Berserker's avatar

Yeah…I mean highways usually smell…but we don’t need it to be intensified lol.

Still, better that than the corpse coming out of there and start walkin around lol.

I’m a corpse, check me out! Doo doo doooo…I’m some dead dude, just hangin round, ladida…XD

Bellatrix's avatar

lol saying…. “think I am going to be late for my own funeral” Bwahahahaha…

Lol@symb

Berserker's avatar

I know a cool horror story about some dead guy trying to get to his own funeral on time. :D

CWOTUS's avatar

I would post placards on my car identifying myself as “Extreme Right-Winger”, I suppose, and wait for people to clear a path or offer me the keys to their own vehicles.

Bellatrix's avatar

Share it @Symbeline.

Everyone likes a good horror story while they are stuck in a traffic jam :D

Berserker's avatar

Here you go. :)

Late

A man is walking down a busy street…it is very hot, he is sweating like mad, and he feels ill…very ill.
He wipes his forehead, and the feel of his clammy and moist hand makes him nearly hurl. Looking at the back of his hand, he notices flecks of skin, some with pale red stains…it came from his forehead.

In fact, his entire body seems very dry, and skin is flaking off…his hair seems to release itself from his scalp merely by running his hand through it.

I’m late…

In his other hand, he clutches a bottle of water. He had just purchased it from a convenience store. He was dying of thirst, and used up the last of his change to get the bottle…the clerk seemed horrified when he saw the man. He offered to call an ambulance, and get him to the hospital.
But the man dismissed it, saying he was fine, although his voice, trembling and seemingly out of breath betrayed this…now, holding himself up with the use of a telephone booth, he tried to take another swig of the water.

But it was not working…despite the intense heat and his savage thirst, the water simply refused to go down. It made him terribly sick, and it involuntarily sprayed out of his mouth like vomit, falling over his dirty work shirt and tie.

I’m late…gotta call…

At this, people walking by looked at him, frightened, disgusted…some offered help but he pushes them away.

Pressing 0 on the telephone, the man asks the operator to link him to his own phone number.

Gotta let Symbeline know I’ll be there…soon. I’m coming.

His wife was not at home. Received by her recorded voice, he felt panic and despair. He had to let her know that he was coming.

The man walks fast, despite feeling like crap…then he starts to run.

He is aching everywhere, he feels that his innards will explode, he feels a wetness in his underwear. Not pleasant. His knees are hurting him terribly, and he sweats…some flecks of skin gets in his eye, and it burns, it is itching.
But he keeps running.

Fuck…I’m gonna fall apart…

Finally, destination.

The cathedral. He made it. Plenty of cars are parked everywhere, he knows that he is not too late, yet. Regaining his breath which only threatens to make him loose consciousness, he advances again in the heat, towards the cathedral doors.

As he enters, the heat is slightly diminished, but his eyes are now in utter pain, so much so that he can barely keep them open. The sunlight through the massive windows blind him, but he can see enough…everyone has turned towards him as he entered. The priest, apparently in the middle of a speech, has stopped. Looking at him.

I’m here…

He notices his wife. Her face is puffy and red…she is crying. Everyone looks, but nobody says anything to him. Nobody advances towards him.

He walks in the aisle, closer to the priest. He does not look back. Walks and walks.

Someone, an old man he thinks, closes the doors of the cathedral which he had not attended to after making his entrance.

“Must have been the wind!” informs the man closing the doors.

The people in the cathedral turn back towards the priest. With a small smile to the audience, he begins his speech anew.

Nobody pays any attention to the man.

But he made it.

As he nears the end of the aisle, he sees a great coffin, with the cover open.

He climbs in, lays within and puts his arms by his sides, closing his eyes.

I made it.

The end

The wife’s name is actually Lisa, not Symbeline. XD

Bellatrix's avatar

That’s a cool story. And that guy was lucky he wasn’t in the hearse in the traffic jam!! :D

AshLeigh's avatar

@Symbeline,
Love that story! :D:D:D

Berserker's avatar

@Bellatrix yeah, the title ’‘late’’ woulda been pretty fuckin ironic in that case. XD

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Been there more times than you would think either the road was closed due to bad weather or a fatal accident, not much one can do when driving an 83foot two trailer rig, phone the Boss and tell him whats going on tell the cross shift I am going to be late.
clean the windows,sleep if I can maybe talk to other motorists but that is about it.

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