What if dinosaurs were really our future, not our past?

I need to start investing in guns then. BFGs!

They are.

Sounds good.

Then I would definitely have a sinosauropteryx as a pet.

Chinese dinosaurs?? lol

I think it would be pretty sweet to have a dinosaur to ride around on :)

Then i’d Get it on with a T-Rex…...bang a gong!

Dinosaurs are our present.
Birds are dinosaurs.

Run!

I had rather fight the dinosaurs than the aliens.

We understand the dinosaurs. We do not understand the aliens.

Birds are arguably dinosaurs and I like ‘em!
If they were big as pterosaurs and could fly away with me or my head in their beak then I might not feel that way.

I would so like a Brachiosaurus with a huge saddle. I would slide off, and I’d never have to use a ladder again. Although. . .the feeding might be a problem. . .

That could happen. But I would really hate chickens taller than me giving me the chase this time! Bok bak bak bok baaak!!

If dinosaurs were our future, then elevators would wear gags and gym shoes would cook spaghetti.

If dinosaurs were our future, rabbits would poop plums and video displays would be inside out.

If dinosaurs were our future, Steve Spielberg would be president of the universe and fluther would sprout daisies from its mouth.

Oh yeah. The Orange Tree would be very busy.

I’ve kind of become an old dinosaur. I suppose you could say dinosaurs really are our future.

Dinosaur Comics here and here.

If they are in our future, then luckily we’ve had hundreds of years to study them.

Then we are traveling backwards in time.

I heard that Saddam’s real WMDs were secretly bred dinosaurs that his troops would ride to victory. Good thing we nipped that one.