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( VERY NSFW ) What can a woman do to learn how to give a great...?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18365 points ) January 25th, 2012

Handjob. ( and possibly without asking her partner how he wants it done? )

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Blueroses's avatar

A woman should watch gay male porn. Seriously.

wundayatta's avatar

Seems to me that a woman should remember that men are different. The same techniques may work on most men, but they will not have such felicitous responses in all men. Ergo, proceed without asking at your own risk. Or maybe your partner’s risk.

So if you are doing me: start slow and gentle. Do one of those piston wanking things on me and I’ll probably break your hand slamming it away from me. My cock is made of warm, tender flesh and is not a steel camshaft, despite popular belief. Other guys, of course, are definitely camshafts—the wankers!

jonsblond's avatar

@bob_ without looking at the link, I’m guessing the Shake Weight? i could be wrong ;)

deni's avatar

@wundayatta is right, theres no key that fits all men. I think the thing is to start slow and assess the guys response to what you do….it’s not hard to figure out when you’re hitting the right spot. I think massaging the head with your thumb while paying attention to the shaft is pretty key. it seems to be a crowd pleaser in my experience anyhow.

bob_'s avatar

@jonsblond Wrong. Bottle of ketchup.

jonsblond's avatar

@bob_ yeah. ouch. carry on fellas

TexasDude's avatar

Practice makes perfect.

Blueroses's avatar

I am totally serious here. A woman who wants to know what a man wants (assuming she’s too shy to ask), should watch how men treat each other. Gay porn is very instructive for a girl.

note: the opposite is NOT true. Lesbian porn is made for men and is not an instructional tool in any way

bob_'s avatar

@Blueroses YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Blueroses's avatar

@bob_ it was all a dream… a very nice dream…

trailsillustrated's avatar

Lotsa lube. Lotsa sweet nothings talk. Stroke, stroke, stroke….

auhsojsa's avatar

Put some Jergen’s lotion on it.

DominicX's avatar

I found this video hilarious (no, it’s not gross, just an entertaining song about hand jobs…)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqG0rc7vZX4

jrpowell's avatar

The best handjob is is still not as good as the worst teeth-free blowjob. I’m not really sure why a handjob is necessary unless you are having Thanksgiving dinner with your family.

judochop's avatar

Stick to the top few inches. Anything below that untill the balls is just fluff. And make sure you remove any rings on your fingers. Not slow but not crazy fast either. Once we pop we’d rather not have so much stroking instead try a firm grip and little slow movements. Also, don’t forget the balls…they don’t just hang there for looks ladies….give them the attention they need to feel as part of the action. They don’t require much lovin but don’t forget they are there.

jrpowell's avatar

Don’t forget some spit. Get that cock slippery.

tedd's avatar

In my opinion, there is no such thing as a great hand job… unless you’ve never had a blowjob or sex.

A handjob is like the appetizer, or the “stretching” before something better. Typically if I’m getting one the satisfying conclusion is when she puts it in her mouth… lol

elbanditoroso's avatar

A really good hand job doesn’t include just the shaft, it includes the scrotal sack as well.

wundayatta's avatar

Poor @tedd. Well, you’re young. Maybe some day.

TexasDude's avatar

@johnpowell what’s wrong with teeth?

Jude's avatar

I’m learning so much here.

Ponderer983's avatar

I am amused. men talking about their preferred handjob methods lol!
From a woman’s point of view, like many other said, all guys are different. Personally, I don’t like to give handjobs – I’d rather give a blowjob. Handjobs feel very juvenile to me for someone in her early 30s. I do grab aa cock here and there but it’s mostly stroking while kissing before I suck on it.

jonsblond's avatar

I agree with the above statement^^

deni's avatar

“I do grab a cock here and there” HAHAHHA

Ponderer983's avatar

@deni sometimes you just have to grab a cock

tedd's avatar

@Ponderer983 me <3 you lol

wundayatta's avatar

For all ya’ll who think a blowjob is the grown-up thing to do—let me just say that I have placed myself in the hands on an expert who can use her hand so well, I can’t even tell whether it’s her hand or mouth. And there are things hands can do that mouths can’t. I, for one, would not want to see the hand drop out of the mix of techniques available. There are many ways to pleasure a man. The more you know how to do well; the easier it will be to keep him happy—sexually speaking. Obviously, there’s more than sex to a relationship, but sex is definitely very important.

mazingerz88's avatar

And…and…handjobs come in real handy if one has a toothache or sore throat, see-? Lol.

tedd's avatar

@mazingerz88 No… that’s where vaginas come in.

Blueroses's avatar

But @tedd suppose there’s a sore throat and Aunt Flo is visiting?

fundevogel's avatar

@Blue That’s when they go to the pub.

tedd's avatar

@Blueroses Who cares if Flo is in town? lol

wundayatta's avatar

What’s your excuse for getting down to the old pub if your wife has gone through the change?

deni's avatar

I’m shocked at all the handjob hatin’ that’s going on here.

judochop's avatar

@deni, no doubt. I love myself a good handjob…No pun intended.
Don’t hate on the handjob, or the blowjob or the even the rimjob. In fact, in this economy that we reside in…Why you hating on any job?

mazingerz88's avatar

Yeah, plus let’s not forget the armpit job. Heh heh.

deni's avatar

@judochop lol, well you seem to be the only one from the looks of this question.

No, but seriously. What is so horrible about a hand job? I feel like, on many a road trip, I have given excellent hand jobs when road head was just not an option. Sometimes there’s too many cars on the road. Sometimes there’s something in the cup holder thats poking you in the rib. Sometimes it just isn’t meant to be. Sometimes you just gotta give a hand job. And do it well. With lots of lotion, and the right movement. From what I have gathered from these situations, hand jobs seem plenty pleasurable.

wundayatta's avatar

@deni Did you miss my defense of hand jobs?

Blackberry's avatar

If the throat is sore and aunt flo is in town, that’s what chest jobs are for.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

I cannot stress it enough:

EYE CONTACT.

EYE CONTACT.

EYE CONTACT.

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