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What is the corniest 'yo mama' joke you've EVER heard?

Asked by sydsydrox (643 points ) February 1st, 2012

Some random guy in the back of the class was yelling ‘yo mama’ jokes at people… What is the corniest one you’ve heard?

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King_Pariah's avatar

“Yo mama so fat, she makes Rosie O’Donnell feel in shape.”

rebbel's avatar

Dare I ask what a ‘yo mama’ joke is/consists of?

SpatzieLover's avatar

@rebbel Compare your opponents mama to something disgusting. The one that goes the farthest “wins”.

Star Wars Yo Mama

rebbel's avatar

Aha, @SpatzieLover, thank you for that!

Yo mama’s clit so big, I mistook her fo yo papa.

Judi's avatar

@rebbel , you sure caught on fast!

rebbel's avatar

@Judi Thank you my dear!

critter1982's avatar

when yo mama sits around the house, she sits “AROUND” the house!

rebbel's avatar

When yo mama tries on new cloths, the only thing that fits her is the fitting room.

gasman's avatar

Yo mama so fat, she got her own zip code.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Yo mama’s so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.

6rant6's avatar

Yo mama is so obtuse you won’t get it either.

filmfann's avatar

Yo mama is so fat, her stretch marks got stretch marks.

did anyone else think this was going to be a list of jokes about Yo Yo Ma?

Joker94's avatar

Yo mama so fat, when she wear a Malcolm X t-shirt, a helicopter tries to land on her back.

But the taker of cakes has to be: Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

linguaphile's avatar

Yo mama so fat she dove into the ocean and Florida disappeared.

Yo mama so short she sits on the curb to swing her legs.

Yo mama so dumb she don’t know her way outta a revolving door.

King_Pariah's avatar

Yo mama is so fat that when she says everything revolves around her, everything revolves around her.

Yo mama is so fat, her ass crack could pass for the San Andreas faultline.

Yo mama is so fat, when she’s at the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her.

Yo mama is so ugly, I thought someone brought a pile of shit to life.

Yo mama is so fat, we have swim tournaments in her belly button.

Yo mama is so saggy that when I came over I thought you got a new laminate floor, just turned out to be yo mama’s breasts.

janbb's avatar

Oy vey!

Charles's avatar

Yo mama siphoned all the gas out of my car’s gas tank because she needed fuel for her her V8 powered vibrator.

ragingloli's avatar

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes as stack overflow.

Blondesjon's avatar

Yo mama is so black every time she gets in the car, the oil light comes on.

sinscriven's avatar

Yo’ mama’s so fat she went outside in red lingerie and everyone thought she was the Kool-aid man!

ragingloli's avatar

Your mother was so fat, she was crushed in her own gravity well.

SuperMouse's avatar

Your mama is so fat her patronus is cake.

Your mama is so dumb she thinks Jar Jar holds pickles pickles.

Your mama is so fat it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

Your mama is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Judi's avatar

You know who your mama is because she’s yo daddy’s sister.

AshLeigh's avatar

Oh my geez. My science teacher and the entire class, thanks to him make your mom jokes all day.
Last quarter someone was texting in class, and Jeff (the teacher) said “Benji, stop looking at your crotch.”
Then I said “He’s looking at your mom!”

Followed by a chorus of Jeff’s loud “OH!” of approval. XD

Keep_on_running's avatar

The corniest yo mama joke is any yo mama joke. Anyone else feel sorry for the mothers around the world, say aye!

ZEPHYRA's avatar

AYE!!!!!!!!

sydsydrox's avatar

Yo mama is so fat, when she left the house in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Wow. That is just. So stupid. Wow.

Keep_on_running's avatar

@SavoirFaire Uhh, why does that look like a teletubbie?

King_Pariah's avatar

@Keep_on_running cuz they’re her babies.

Keep_on_running's avatar

@King_Pariah So, effectively what you’re saying is: Yo mama took on the looks of her offspring after their birth. Like some kind of twisted Benjamin Button morphing story?

King_Pariah's avatar

No no no, I’m saying Yo mama was an oversized teletubby who spawned these hideous monstrosities that somehow amuse little children (I think it’s brainwashing)

Keep_on_running's avatar

Well, I see. That clears that up then!

Let’s do this again sometime.

(...disappears into fog…)

6rant6's avatar

Yo mama is so easily distracted that

Spallybob1232's avatar

Yo mama so fat she has to wear big clothes.

King_Pariah's avatar

Yo mama is so hairy that she got poached and turned into a bear skin rug.

ragingloli's avatar

Your mother is so fat, no one who attends her dinner parties ever returns.

6rant6's avatar

Yo mama is so desperate to attract a man she uses bacon scented deodorant.

rebbel's avatar

Yo mama so huge, several mounteneers consider climbing her.

King_Pariah's avatar

Yo mama is so loose, she uses your truck as a vibrator.

6rant6's avatar

You mama is so dumb she thinks iPhone is what to do when they throw you in the drunk tank.

Blondesjon's avatar

Yo mama is so ugly they used to sit her in the corner and feed her with a slingshot.

ragingloli's avatar

Your mother is so promiscuous, she is her own mother.

Blondesjon's avatar

@ragingloli . . . you’re your sister’s boy aintcha?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yo mama is so dumb, she jumped and never found her way back to the ground.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yo’ momma’s so stupid she took a ruler to bed so she could measure how long she slept.

King_Pariah's avatar

Yo mama’s so dumb, when she was asked to eat someone out, she ended up in a straight jacket and an asylum.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yo’ mama’s so fat she was walking a pig down the street. A man says “Hey, where’d you get that pig?” the pig looks at him and says “I won her in the lottery.”

King_Pariah's avatar

Yo mama’s so desperate, she volunteered to be in 2 girls 1 cup the sequel.

filmfann's avatar

Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu. (Thanks Sopranos!)

ragingloli's avatar

Your mother eats so much, she expands faster than the universe.

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