What would your slogan be were you the first man/woman of your political party?

Humanity Helper

Sounds delicious! ;)

Sincerely working to make a difference for You.

Social and economic freedom, with a few safety nets.

Oh, and every woman has to register for my harem draft upon reaching 18; one woman per year is selected.

Go ahead and vote for me

A chicken in every pot. Or possibly, a little pot in every chicken. I’d need some poll testing to be certain.

Don’t talk no shit.

Got Change?

When I mysteriously get shot in the face, you will have proof I was doing the right thing.

“True liberty is a hard pill for some to swallow.”

If I do nothing at all, It will be better than trying without a clue.

Like Weebles, We wobble but we don’t fall down.

Don’t Vote for Me
This uses reverse psychology to win tons of votes. It seems to work for most candidates these days; they practically hand us reasons not to vote for them, but this allows them to get a lot of votes.

I suppose ’‘stop fucking around’’ would find its way somewhere in my words, while I’m shouting my lungs out in some dramatic speech to a legion of knights while brandishing a sword over my head. Or a scythe. Haven’t decided.

No extremists please!

It’s not you can

It’s not I can

It’s AmeriCAN

With good data and common sense, we can make things work a lot better!

of course, that’s pandering a bit, since I don’t believe common sense has anything to do with it.

@King_Pariah That’s a nice sound bite.

Strength, safety, style, Exterminate the Human Race. Exterminate. EX-TER-MI-NATE!

Vote for me and nobody gets hurt.

<————- Vote for me or you’ll never see this baby again!

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