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If you're one of a multitude of warrior angels about to fight Lucifer's demon horde, what weapons would you bring in battle?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18495 points ) July 25th, 2012

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Michael_Huntington's avatar

I would join the rebellion

rojo's avatar

First, the fly agaric…......then, one of those Halo Spartan weapons.

And a tomahawk.

ragingloli's avatar

I would join the demon horde, of course. I will not fight for a theocratic terror regime.
As for weapons, EVA Phaser rifle, modded with a zero point energy cell, to an infinite supply of energy, and a personal shield generator.
I know, it is extremely overkill, since god is not even powerful enough to defeat iron chariots.

King_Pariah's avatar

Mindshackle Scarabs, Warscythe, Sempiternal Weave, Phase Shifter, Resurrection Orb, Tesseract Labyrinth, a Decked out Royal Court, Wraiths, Some Immortals, A couple Megaliths, Doomscythes, Nightscythes, and a few Pet C’tan… oh, and a null field generator.

All spawn of the Immaterium shall perish.

marinelife's avatar

A blessed cross and some holy water (along with my sword).

SavoirFaire's avatar

The holy hand grenade and someone who can count.

ucme's avatar

A satchel full of sarcasm & a whole thing of tic-tacs, dem devlish fookers have terrible halitosis.

josie's avatar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M4_carbine
It already worked for me against one demon hoarde. Why not Lucifer’s?

SpideySense's avatar

None. I would just let them live in peace.

mazingerz88's avatar

I think I’ll bring a Lockheed Martin/ Boeing F22 Raptor. And if I ended up needing to eject from it, I’ll deploy my great white wings and Gatling gun.

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here: Me, before I have my nails clipped.

ragingloli's avatar

@mazingerz88
The Eurofighter is better in dogfights.

wundayatta's avatar

Fly swatter.

bkcunningham's avatar

I would have my loins girded about with truth while wearing the breastplate of righteousness. My feet will be shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; I will carry my shield of faith. Upon my head will be a helmet of salvation. I will carry with me the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirt, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints.

mazingerz88's avatar

@ragingloli So, US General John Jumper was quite impressed after flying the Eurofighter, I see. He likened the differences of the two aircraft between NASCAR and Formula One race cars. I wonder if the makers of these planes went ahead with a practice dogfight. Not sure if the Eurofighter could see the Raptor but the Eurofighter’s Praetorian defense system sounds formidable.

If Lucifer’s demon horde took to the skies in Eurofighters while God’s army counter with Raptors…whoa…

Symbeline's avatar

Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir. And I wouldn’t side with either God or the Devil; I’d kill em all.

SpideySense's avatar

I would choose “The Infinity Gauntlet”

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

My shovel, and two uzis.

downtide's avatar

Lucifer and his horde were angels too. And I’ll be joining @Michael_Huntington and @ragingloli on his side. The other side is far too conservative for my taste.

Pandora's avatar

Liquid nitrogen in several fire trucks. WIN!

flutherother's avatar

Damn, I’ve not got much. Only a couple of kitchen knives and a pair of scissors? I think I’ll take a rain check this time.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I would bring a minigun like the one described below:

The M134 Minigun is a 7.62 mm, six-barreled machine gun with a high rate of fire (2,000 to 6,000 rounds per minute), employing Gatling-style rotating barrels with an external power source.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

Let me get out my Big Bertha 500mm siege gun. Loaded with depleted uranium shells and anti-air shells. I could target both ground AND air units!

Mr_Paradox's avatar

Oh and thoses shells launch almost into outer space before arcing down and hitting the ground at hyperkinetic speeds.

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