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(NSFW) Would you find a woman with three breasts attractive?

Asked by NuclearWessels (1042 points ) August 2nd, 2012

For those who are unaware, the upcoming movie Total Recall is a remake of the 1990 action movie of the same name. In the original you’ll find the infamous three boobed prostitute – Picture Here. So if you’re a fan of boobs, if two are great, would three be better? Why or why not?

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downtide's avatar

I think I could get used to that. But Douglas Adams had the idea before Total Recall. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide had a character called Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI. This may well be the reason Zaphod Beeblebrox got himself an extra arm.

(Is it sad that I didn’t have to look up that Hitch-Hiker’s reference?)

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Nah. That third boob is right where I like to put my penis sometimes.

rojo's avatar

@downtide I thought she was from Eroticon V?

Three would work, I have two hands as well as a mouth.

ragingloli's avatar

No, it needs to be an even number.
3 sets of two would be fine though

SavoirFaire's avatar

“Breasts are like martinis: one isn’t enough, and three is too many.”

Mr_Paradox's avatar

@SavoirFaire Counter quote “breasts are like martinis, you just can’t have enough!

josie's avatar

Two is great. Three is creepy

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Wouldn’t bother me. I grew up playing with four. Reminds me of something. A guy was born with three testicles. He grew up and started dating but women were weirded out when they touched him. They either laughed or got freaked out. He finally went to the Dr, but the Dr couldn’t help him. They couldn’t tell which one was the blank one. He was sad and went to hail a cab for the ride home. The cabby noticed how bummed he was and asked him what was wrong. He said “Well, between us we have five testicles.” The cabby looks at him, and says “You only have one?”

wonderingwhy's avatar

Attractive, maybe (that’s a total picture call, can’t go by just the (three) boobs); intrigued definitely. I’d certainly be willing to give it a go (or twelve) before I pass judgement.

blueiiznh's avatar

anything more than a mouthful is excess

filmfann's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe True story: A local radio doctor got a call into his show, and the caller told him he had three testicles. He asked the doctor if the doctor thought he should have one of them removed.
The response was “Either that, or open a pawn shop.”

I think three would be attractive, though I am sure any woman like that would think she was built to have multiple partners at once.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@filmfann I’m not sure what else is going to be in that pawn shop?

syz's avatar

@downtide A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@syz is it sad I have been listening to this song since I read @downtide‘s response?

Mama_Cakes's avatar

I’d be down with it.

Boobs.

wundayatta's avatar

Completely superfluous.

Although…. if having a third breast turned the woman into an orgasmatron, is would be interesting keeping her cumming until she collapsed.

zensky's avatar

Yes – but it would be in the future – when my two penises would be the norm, too.

Symbeline's avatar

@zensky I thought they were, already.

Three breasts could be pretty cool, but speaking of Total Recall, I always sorta had a thing for that dwarf girl in the original, who goes mental slaughtering a buncha dudes. Hawt.

Blackberry's avatar

No, I want a woman with three butts.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Blackberry Did you see the news story about the woman getting butt enlargement surgery? I’ll look for a link if you haven’t seen it.

SavoirFaire's avatar

@Symbeline I’m pretty sure that’s when the modern obsession with dwarfism began. That lady was just too badass.

@Blackberry You are not alone (relevant section goes from 2:20 to 3:00; the link should bring you to the right place). In fact, you have divine taste.

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