Will you play the "Will you finish my sentence" game?

I’ll go first.

The US beat China in the number of medals won…

unfortunately they were all made in China.

I’d really like to travel more…

…but being chained in a cage prohibits it.

Ever since my nose began to itch, I noticed…

….it is getting longer and the truth is blurred.
I wish I could have met . . . .

…Benjamin Franklin.

My favorite afternoon snack is…

eaten while sitting in the sun.
I am really concentrating on improving…

the world but the one thing that gets in my way is…

the need for sleep

I am in need for….

…a hot tub time machine to get relaxed before I go see a Michael Jackson concert.

If Romney gets elected, his plan for NASA will be…

…Curiosity 2: Uranus.

I came home to a naked…

…Lindsay Lohan cooking eggs for me in the kitchen and then I woke up.

Went to a trip to Brazil to see the Carnival and dance sexy when…

…Morgan Freeman showed up and said, “Oh yeah girl, shake that!”

In West Philadelphia, born and raised…

as Rocky JR

I would love to eat some….

chocolate chip cookie dough but somebody came into my kitchen and whipped out…

…a bottle of Dom Pérignon 1921 on ice.

Chocolate chip cookies were switched out for…

chocolate dipped strawberries.

I looked for some…

poontang but couldn’t find any because they were…

all tied up in the basement with…....

@LuckyGuy, who’d really like to travel more…

…and play this game properly.

When I woke up, there was someone…

knocking at my door.

I was disoriented and…

..thought I was in the bathroom. I opened the door and…

fell down the cellar stairs where I found…..

Dr. Oz which was put there by…

…Oprah. Her latest diet had failed and she was…

eating Republican pie which made her…

vote for Mitt Romney, who became…..

…a jelly that played this game properly.

After 10 beers, Justin decided to…

pee on the rug.
@erichw1504 was so pissed that he…

…built the next Mars rover called, Flutherotica. ( Whaaaaat?)

1000 years from now, human vegetarians would…

be the norm and no longer need a name for themselves.

The difference between playing guitar and playing a banjo is…

the number of teeth in your head.

While canoeing once, I heard a banjo playing in the distance and thought, ”...

“Now that thar’s some pretty darn good music, hoo-wee!”

Supposing our civilization survives that long, in ten thousand years people will look back at “our times” and think…

damn they didn’t have enough sex

When the time comes…

be sure to know where your towel is!

Have I ever told you about the time…

I got stuck in a tree

I don’t enjoy doing….

the neighbour, she’s extremely talkative throughout!

I know that someday…

…tomatoes would stop attacking me!

I saw the Virgin Mary in my dreams, which tells me…

… I will have a child out of wedlock.
I wrote my own lyrics to the theme song from…

Porky’s.
It went something like….....

Porky’s is good, but Bacon’s is better.
I recently sent an email saying…

this is my final email.
Have you ever seen…

…the inside of your eyelids?

The next place I’m going to for vacation is…

Leavenworth. I hear the food is wonderful.

Long naps make me…

ready to rock n’ roll. Tomorrow I wanna fly to Italy to….

Meet with the Pope. He wants my opinion on…

Singing GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
I am currently celebrating the win of

Pennsylvania’s voter ID law.

The best thing in the world is…

Unknown to me.
Love exists only in the hearts of

those that are open to it

Laws are made to be….

Broken, even to those who brought them into existence.

I find soup a depressing food because…

the last time I ate it my mouth was wired shut.

Brother, can you spare…

…some pants? I left mine..

with my ex-boyfriend.
The boyfriend smeared his body with…

Chocolate sauce. Sorry, I’m hungry.
I want to

smear chocolate on to someone and lick it off

Why do they….

drive on the other side of the road in. . .

The States?
Can you please

… turn down the Rudy Vallee gramaphone.

The next train to…

Petticoat Junction leaves the station at 5 p.m.

Good night…

sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite. I’m in the mood for ice cream and…

…kite flying at the park on a sunny Saturday afternoon!

Count Dracula was caught French-kissing the Phantom of the Opera because…

He could finally tongue and the mask stops the fangs.
Once you go black you can’t…..

look your grandmother in the eye.

After lunch, I headed to the clinic for…

The batman 3 is a big….........

load of shit!

Don’t even think about ever….

…comparing batman to Chuck Norris, the results of that match up would,,,

be so close, yet Chuck Norris would still come out on top.

I like my women like I like my…

Salsa.
Hot and….......

latino?

As far as I’m concerned you can all…

…play hopscotch while drinking Red Bull.

When Fluther is in ashes, you have my permission to…

email me anyway.

For his upcoming birthday I’m giving my dad…

A remembering toast to celebrate another of his birthday’s without him

I have lost….

. . my marbles, but so did Elgin.
Chocolate is good for me but . . . .

then again, is it really?

I have of late, wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth, and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition…

that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a…

..n Orb, just floating, untethered to…

Anything.
If I were…

a rich man, (yaba dyba dyba da-ba daaa…) I would spend my entire life on the road.

And if I were rich…

I’d travel the world.
I support…

Linux with my machine.
@erichw1504 has been given Windows 8 which he proceeds to…

Not use xD
Chocolate is the one thing

…that om nom nom nom.

I wanna know…

whether or not there is life on another planet somewhere in the universe.
The brave are the ones who…

are interesting, explosively so.

What motivates me is

my desire to excel and to succeed. And chocolate.
Why on earth do…

the Earth spin by itself while rotating around the Sun-?

I find certain traditions difficult to follow especially when…

they are so god damn ridiculous. Seriously.
I believe in the right to…

Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtay.

when ever I…

Eat more than 5 tacos I get indigestion.
I like my scrambled eggs with…........

Vodka.
Don’t ever come in without knocking or….

you’ll get knocked up.

A big part of my life

…was spent knocked up. I can finally…

Say I’ve eaten a peanut butter and nutella spread sandwich. Yummy! :D
I take comfort in the fact that

I’m on the right side of the grass.
I have a craving for….....

feeling loved.
I despise….

pompous weinies.
I love….........

Wolves :D And chocolate. Can’t forget that.
Did I mention I love chocolate?
Would you ever…

enter a pen with 6 Timber wolves.
Have you ever buried…....

yourself in work just to forget about something nasty?

The thing I like most about

Cats is their laid back attitude.
I think, deep down inside, most people…

never intend to do evil, it just sort of “happens”.

I really can’t wait

until this case of shingles calms down so I can resume my wrestling career.

I was surprised to hear splashing coming from…

My glass :P
There is a…

fly doing the back stroke in my Rum and coke. ( It’s Rum day )

There will be a lot of of noise when…

I run outta rum.
WHO the hell….

drank my other bottle?
Now what do I drink to get…....

…that Caribbean feel? Will Jimmy Buffet ever…

finish that goddamn cheeseburger in paradise? I mean, Christ all-mighty! Fins to the left, fins to the right… who fuckin’ cares.

So I’m driving and this parrot-head cuts me off in traffic, turns to me and says, ”...

“Yo pardner, don’t s’pose ya’d know the waey ta texas, would ya?”
I absolutely adore…

my 2 children when they are sleeping with their beautiful angelic faces. I just had some frozen yogurt mint and oreo cookie. Now I want to have…...

Some sleep.
I have a love-hate relationship with…

cupid and the devil.

Cookies make me wanna…

…say yum yum yum yum yum-!

The funny thing I have in common with Big Bird is…

I’m surrounded by fuzzy wierdos, so much so that I am afraid to open my trashcan?

What is it about

…airplane peanuts?! Ya-know-what-i-mean?!

It’s just one of those days, when you don’t wanna wake up…

but someone has to keep saving the world.

This is not open to debate, the city

went bankrupt

Why do I keep…

…smelling like Sex Panther?

There once was a man from Nantucket…

who kept his mate’s head in a bucket.
And every now and then he’d take her out and….....

bend her over

She enjoys having…

…luscious lobster claws while he’s eating her oyster.

Bloomberg changed the name of New York city into The Emerald City…

because of the Irish?

There has never been

such a chance for greatness to come forward

When there was a …..

beer flood, everybody had a…

…chance to drink their weight in beer over a year. The pizza . . .

…pie from Federal HIll is the best in America.

I’ve got a brand new pair…

implants that are in my…..

mouth.

The rules of the game require you to finish the previous poster’s sentence and then…

…and theeen?

There are no more

tuna flavored jellybeans, which upsets me.

When you wish upon a star…

then you can hitch a ride on the back of a butterfly.
Can you get to…....

…know yourself better?

How much is…

…that doggie in the window?

There must be a . . .

a banana in his pants

Are you glad to….

to meet me?

There is mayonnaise for…

in tuna fish.

Will you eat…

…the doughnut whole / hole?

The herbal tea has. . .

given me a strange feeling.

Have you ever felt…

an adult bull rhino brush up against you in a crowded room?

Roses are red, violets are blue,...

…skunks stink and so do you. (A Valentine’s poem my oldest brother actually gave my mom when he was six.)

The rain falls…

….frequently in Yorkshire. Or even ON Yorkshire.
Tap dancing is fine until . . . . .

your tutu falls on the floor.

Let the….

dogs out.
Tou can tune a piano but you can’t tune a…...........

…fish.

A school of fish is…

called a kindergarten class…

When I was little…

…I wanted to play baseball.

Now that I’m an adult,...

Oh wait, I’m not. xD
If I were…

I would flash my sister.
Paul Ryan is my biggest…

…neighbor who plays jump rope.
I am so tempted to…

Run away from it all sometimes.
I refrain myself from…

…partying too much with sexy naked supermodels in my sleep.

The only way for me to earn a billion dollars is…

winning a billion dollar lottery

How many days….

…have you gone without any sleep?

The most I have gone without…

sex is 7 years

How hard is…

…it to get a good job in this economy?

How soft is…

Your pillow?
If I even tried to do anything remotely linked to…

pirating, I’d be sure to get a peg leg and an eye patch. Arrrrrr

So I reach down, between my legs, and ease the seat back…

…and my mother bursts through the door with her homemade peach cobbler.

I would want my name to be engraved on…

my grave stone when I die

I like to eat…

…out.

My favorite place to picnic is…

the lake.

I like to swim in….

…nothing.
The first time I…

saw you, you were wearing a…

A toga.
True story, we wore togas to school on Halloween.
I celebrate Halloween by…......

going trick or treating with my daughters.

I want to wish you a Happy…

Life :)
I love going to…

the ice cream place. Yum
My favorite thing at the ice cream place is

looking at the guy who scoops the ice cream :P
I still think…

the world is flat, and someday I’ll be proven right.

If a baby walrus appeared at my front door, I would…

invite him in for ice cream.
I hate it when my…...

…shoe lace breaks.

The door swings out and out it . . .

and it let’s in a sunbeam,
and I think life is so so…..............

hard sometimes but wonderful

How is it…

…that you try so hard and it seems like everyone is fighting against you.

Just when you think you have it figured out…

life throws you a curve ball. School is getting ready to start soon. I need to make time to…..

go to Staples to get some supplies.

For school I need to buy…..

…a Ferrari because after all, it’s in Beverly Hills 90210!

I’d rather eat rotten eggs than spend some time with…

Oprah.
I rather go to Poland than…

than go to the middle east

My mother….

remains a mystery to me.

I spend far too much time…

…ruminating on the geopolitical issues in the Middle East.

I would rather spend some downtime hiking Middle Earth together with…

David Beckham.

I love David Beckham because….

…he bends it, of course.
But Middle Earth is rather dull, so I’d rather hike…

in the grand canyon.

Everyone likes to….

Look at David Beckham. (see what I’m obsessing over at the moment?)

Sobriety tests should include….

…a quiz about David Beckham.

Don’t ever…

challenge me to a quiz on the dude I’m about to steal from Posh Spice. I’m killin me here

Fluther rocks because….

…of the members.

Soccer is the one thing…

I can always find my father-in-law watching. goooooooaaaaaaallllllll

If ever there was a time to…

puke, it would be…

immediately after waxing my uncle Nunzio’s back.

When sitting in traffic, I often wish I could…

find another route around it

I alot of things….

…come in purple.

The thing I find most interesting about sperm whales is…

Their name. xD
If I could, I would…

…eat ALL the bacon!

I look to my left and the first thing I see is…

a least tern wearing a seashell.
Do you think I’m…..

Oh never mind.
Will you please head over to…

my place

Why don’t you just…

…think for yourself.

Would it hurt you to…

Say please once in a while?
Honestly, the way things are,,,

sperm whales could be extinct because of aggressive hunting.

I would never hesitate going out and join a rally as long as…

I could touch a sperm whale.
Have you ever touched sperm so….........

…slippery and sticky and then licked it?

It would be nice if the cast of Friends reunite for a one time movie reunion because…

I wanna see that Chandler and Monica baby.

Why would anybody want to…..

be a sewer inspector?

Do you know anyone who can fix…

a broken government.
Brother, can you spare a….

…couple of bucks. (Inflation.)

Just for today, I’m going to…

stay home and relax

Now is the time to….

take a nap, or a vacation – or both.

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a…

…pack of gum.

The last time I saw her, she…

was dancing wearing only a…

smile.

But, I knew she had something on her…

Head, as she had a wig on.
On a hot day, I love licking…

…the salt off the rim of a margarita.

On a cold day, I love licking…

…flag poles because my tongue gets stuck to it!

My most recent embarrassing moment was when…

…I left two friends waiting because I completely forgot I’d said I’d meet them for lunch.

You can’t have too many…

…gnomes in your backyard who love traveling and compete with William Shatner for business.

If you go in a bathroom in the starship USS Enterprise, most likely you will find…

an American person doing their business.
When in doubt,,,

whip it out.
When in Rome….....

Party hard, go see the sites and eat to your heart;s content :D
In the near future,

…Google will run your life.

I was at your mom’s house because…

I think she’s way hotter than you.
Even if you break my heart…

. . . I will still trail in your wake.
How many kissed frogs have . . .

Died as a result of herpes?
Tennis is an…

…example of a game of love.

Are you very…

angry at me?

This sentence will end…

…when the prisoner shows true remorse.

Many things are beautiful…

when you are drunk or dillusional.

While visiting me mum in the country, I stumbled upon…

…a gigantic teacup with me mum swimming in a pool of jasmine tea with a naked leprechaun.

I woke up with George Clooney sitting on my toilet, which could only mean…

I had way way too much to drink at that party.
I hope there is also a hot lady…....

I am hallucinating and I better call the doctor I must have a fever

I am sipping some…

drano hoping I didn’t get a taste of George.
I’m hoping that we didn’t….......

film what just happened here!

If I could only do that…..

…stunt my mother showed me after she quit being a nun and became the official Harlem Globetrotters team masseuse.

Chloe Sevigny agreed to be my Brown Bunny which would inevitably culminate into…

..a huge increase in the bunny population.

If you persist in rash behavior…

you may develop a rash.

I often vigorously rub lotion onto my…

my heels in the summer

we need a….

cold shower.
I feel pretty…

fucking good, someone did a great job on their classes.
How are you….............

able to pee at the urinal with such a lengthy schlong? ::splash::

Had they not died, I would have loved to met…

My great grandfather, he sounds like a really cool person.
If I could change…

…one thing about my life is that I could probably try to not make too many run on sentences, because I tend to do that often… sorry.

Last night’s episode of…

…my sex life was more like Lost rather than Big Bang Theory.

I woke up inside the Oval Office this morning…

with no pants and a plate full of vegtables.
I thought, what the…...........

…heck, Bo was plugged into an electrical outlet, which means President Obama could also be…omigod, he was also plugged in…a robot-!

I played Julius Ceasar on stage and when it got to the part where they were stabbing me…

I cried out “No!!! I’m too young to die!!” And ran off stage.
I was lucky the audience found it funny, because…

…I was nominated for an Oscar, but lost to Keanu Reeves.

My favorite Justin Bieber song is…

Non existant.
I feel disappointed with society at times because of it’s…

…lack of brain cells.

I would give my first born child for…

absolutely nothing. There is nothing I would give up my daughter for.

I love…..

Languages.
German sounds absolutley…

…barbaric.

As Linda slowly got naked…

. . . the central heating broke down and she turned blue with the cold.
The panda was not fat it . . . . .

made love to Linda.
Bank of America sucks so much that it even sucked the life out of…

…the panda.

Linda was walking down the street, when suddenly…

She realised this was not a “make up a story sentence by sentence” thread.
You should stick to the rules because…

…the OP will give you hell.

Is that a banana in your pants or…

…is that monkey you’re carrying going after something else.

Oops, I forgot my…

…underwear.

This sentence will self-destruct in…

10 seconds

I will make….

Barcelona pay.
Real Madrid play…

…they don’t know the rules. Lol.

The trouble with wearing underwear is…

you get wedgies

Boy oh boy what a….

wild time this has turned into!

For a good time call…

…1800-SEX-U-UP!

Shakespeare if he was alive today, would shower praises to the…

…gods of Amazon.com.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy…

But here’s a condom, so fuck me safely…
Hi net you, this and dyslexic,

…go eat a donut and call me hectic.

The guy next to me on the train just…

farted.

I can’t believe….

…it’s not butter.

The first thought that came to mind are seeing this was…

what drugs is that guy on?
Your prostate exam is being administered by…

…Kate Upton…...........‘s butler: Julian.

2 + 2 =...

192–188

I love to do….

…shots with Abraham Lincoln.

Back in my day, they never had…

mobile phones
TJBM curses the name of the GOP every time they…

…open their mouths.

The last thing I bought on the internet was…

A book.
I’ve never subscribed to anything in my entire life because…

…it’s my money and I need it now.

A walrus and a crocodile walk into a bar…

…and the bartender exclaims, Good, go collect your drunk rhino friend in the restroom!

The US Secret Service contingent walk into a bar…

. . . asks, “where are the Colombian women?”

The oval office has a . . .

…secret arcade room.

If I had a penny for every time…

blinked, I would be a rich woman

If I had a million dollars I would….

@creative1 The average person blinks 15,360 times a day. So, that makes for 5,606,400 times a year. Therefore, saying that you look about 29 years old ;), you’d have $162,585,600.

…not buy you a house.

My home has more bathrooms than bedrooms, because…

you always need a guest bathroom on the main floor.

Who wants to share…

@erichw1504 thank you for the compliment about looking 29 since I am actually 43

@creative1 (o.O)

…a song of their people?

I tripped, fell and landed on…

…..the small dog being dragged along by its owner.
The bookshop was full of….........

. . books “of all things”, where is the Wi-Fi?

My cell phone battery needs. . .

Charging vamanos.
Spanish is a great language because…

it can make reading an obituary sound sexy.

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was…

black as soot. And everwhere Mary went his sooty foot he put.
If I had a dog that ugly I would…..........

love him <3

Look at that….

Republican with his…

…understanding of following instructions to properly play a game.

I can do anything…

well under duress.

Now is the time that all good people must…

Go to bed :)
Last night I dreamt of…

Jeannie with the light brown hair.

Stephen Foster was….

the father of American music

I am ready to…

…move to a state on the eastern seaboard.
The best present anyone could give me would be…

just spending time together

Anytime I feel like it I….

dance a jig.

Longingly Angela looked to the moon and thought…

I wish I could get some.

Lets get together and…..

Have a laugh!
The Kite Runner is…

who makes it fly

Why do all….

…rainbows don’t appear everyday and by the hour?

My past relationships, I just realized, were all such cliches because…

… neither person was willing to commit.

The only thing that scares me is…

blood and needles.

When I grow up I want to be….

…an ambitious procrastinator.

If my life were a movie, it would be…

very boring.
The last time I fed a shark, it took my…

big toe.

Potatoes are very…

versatile as they can be cooked in many yummy ways :D
The Lamborghini Aventador is…

…one awesome looking car.

My driving skills can be described as…

having a trajectory similar to that of a drunk, epileptic bumble bee while having a seizure.

My left ear lobe vibrates whenever I…

…pilot the space shuttle in my dreams after drinking a bottle of tequila.

I maybe forced to punch a great white shark in the nose if…

he tries to eat me

Can you eat….

A whole green chilli in one go?
I can…

eat a whole plate of green chile in one go.

I’d be surprised if…

…this question goes longer than 1,000 replies.

There’s a banana in my pants and…

I’m ready to party.
TJBM think that Rush Limbaugh has an inoperable…

…brain.

I think that @reijinni has been doing the TJBM questions too much, because…

He has failed to make any sense to me.
Sleeping nekked is the best feeling ever because…

…you can wake up and head right to a nekked pancake party without doing a thing!

When I looked outside, I saw…

. . . . it had rained and rained and I put my boots on and jumped in puddles.
Marilyn Monroe only . . . .

…had one mole, contrary to speculation.

I was so tired this morning that I…

…took a shower in bed.

I got lost during a safari in Kenya after drinking…

too much wine at the winery

I toured the…

…closet of Kate Upton… and it was everything I hoped it could be.

One day, I will finally…

. . . come out of Kate Upton’s closet.
I find Cats’ Cradle very . . . .

… good book by Kurt, Jr. Vonnegut.

They have a special room for . . .

my collection of rare petrified jelly-filled doughnuts.

The other day a giraffe sat down next to me and said, ”...

“What’s up”?
Even though Chelsea are…

…not in school, cause I don’t read good an stuff…

I took her by the waist and…

spun her like a top. The titanium blades attached to her shoes did a lovely job burrowing all the way to China.

When I see a person pushing an empty baby carriage, I think to myself, ”...

…♫ what a wonderful wooOOOooorld ♫...

I just got trolled, so I did a…

Billy Goat’s gruff :P
I, @MilkyWay am currently eating a MilkyWay because I…

…love Milky Ways… and bacon.

You can take my money, but you can never take my…

ability to make more money.

A glass of wine….

…in the hands of a sensual, sultry woman renders the night truly arousing.

My habit is to walk around the house naked while…

drinking a glass of wine.

In enjoy talking about…

…television shows.

If I could have one thing right now it would be…

to dump @erichw1504 in Amish country.
Your mind is blank that when you had to go and…

Erase whatever is on the whiteboard.
Sociology is a very interesting and….

for people who don’t want medical care.

Something in here…

Smells delicious.
I had spicy lamb chops for…

. . . for the BBQ dinner.

This is the last . . .

I eat spicy lamb chops for the BBQ dinner.

Sometimes, I just wanna haul off and…

kiss someone.

I want a big….

…wet slobbery kiss!

I saw him staring at me through the glass, so I decided to drop my towel and…

put some whipped cream on my nipples.

I would like to eat…..

melted chocolate off your body.
If I were to describe myself in 3 words…

it would be boring, lame, and good.
The word I would use to describe my driving skills is…

Non-existant.
Picking and then eating wild berries from your back garden is…

…an admirable way to demonstrate your independence from market pricing.

If you attempt to follow me…

I will have to loose you.

When driving I always…

wear a blindfold.

I think we need a day of national recognition for…

Chocolate. And cookies.
I feel like eating…

scrambled eggs with cheese for breakfast.

Sundays are for doing…

Pampering sessions and relaxing.
If I had a cat…

that played fetch, oh wait I do.

When I was little….

I used to collect lady bugs in a jar.
Snails are not…

something I want to eat.

Once upon a time there was…

Peace in the world.
Oranges and bananas…

apples, pear and pineapple and you have a wonderful fruit salad.

What do I do when…..

Someone looks at me in a not-so-nice way? Ignore them Of course.
Even though I tried my best…

sometimes I don’t always succeed

When life gives you a tough decision, you….

…make lemonade.

It is raining…

men, hallelujah – amen.

So Bob, my pharmacist, suggested I liberally apply ointment to my…

finger.

Bob’s next instruction was…

to put a band aide on it.

I will always want more of….

sugar and chocolate.
Milo and Miley were last seen…

hiding under the covers.

When should I finish….

Peeling potatoes whilst staring at the chef?
French men are very…

je ne sais quoi.

I was reading clouds the other day and saw…

One that looked like candy floss and ate it :D
If clouds were made of mash, and the moon of cheese, then the sun would…

have very high cholesterol.

My favorite fish to eat is…

Cod, it tastes lovely and melts in your mouth :D
Newspaper articles are…

…not as comprehensive as magazine articles.

Oh no, it’s already after ten, and I still need to…

…be like a cod and melt in @MilkyWay‘s mouth.

If I was Cinderella’s Prince Charming, I would have…

Gotten her a new pair of shoes that fit instead of returning the loose one back.
Wearing tight shoes can….

…make you grumpy.

Wearing tight skirts can…

. . . can be troublesome.

Especially with my. . . .

…curvaceous bod.

At the end of the rainbow I found…

…Roy G. Biv.

How many licks does it take…

to beat the Knicks.
When you get to Iran, you will want to…

…give Amhadinejad a shave.

What comes up must come down, and the best example of this is…

My pants.
If I had a penny for everytime…

took a breath, boy that would be a nice paycheck

If only I could…..

Get way from it all, just for a little bit, to clear my head.
If I could, then I would, I’d go wherever you will…

…pull your pants down! Lol.

In my dream I was a zebra amongst thousands but instead of stripes, I had polka dots, which means…

you are really an appaloosa horse.

How I wish I could have just one more night of….

Peace.
From tomorrow, the new…

day dawns.

When playing cards I like to…...

shuffle them a few times.
The country that I most want to rule is…

…Japan so I could have all the anime and manga characters under my power!

Bikinis are most sexy when…

worn by simians.

My favorite pizza topping is…

… mushrooms, naturally.

Halfway to the office yesterday I decided to stop at…

… the Moon.

Really big people should not wear . . .

really small people as human shields (when the gun fighting begins).

When I’m alone in the toilette, I often…

have to be alone shopping, otherwise I am joined by at least one or both of my toddlers.

There is no peace when…..

Both parents start an arguement.
Friends are…

…more often than not, people who are always there when they need you. Ha ha.

My idea of a great honeymoon is…

…my bedroom… naked.

Wow, I really need to…

loosen up
Camilla will be your best…

Dead lady in a coffin who will never become Queen.
I despise people who…

…eat too much pumpkin pie!

Getting chased by men with rabid dogs through a prickly field of pineapples is much better than…

…having to shower in a prison.

Absence makes…

bad grades in school.

When going on vacation I aways bring….

…my stuffed cat… never know when I’m gunna need it.

I was offended by @erichw1504‘s sentence, because…

He called me stinky.
Little does he know, I’m wearing…

barely nothing.

I like it when she does…...

Belly dancing in front of the mirror.
I didn’t even know I could…

. . . still touch my toes!
Full Moon is quite a . . . . .

shame when you forgot your undies.
The only good place for an iPhone is…

on Earth. They really don’t appreciate them on other planets.

My left ear itches whenever…