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Will you play the "Will you finish my sentence" game?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18495 points ) August 15th, 2012

Finish the posted sentence anyway you please, then start another sentence of your own. : )

Make it a funny or informative sentence or something else.

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I’ll go first.

The US beat China in the number of medals won…

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unfortunately they were all made in China.

I’d really like to travel more…

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…but being chained in a cage prohibits it.

Ever since my nose began to itch, I noticed…

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….it is getting longer and the truth is blurred.
I wish I could have met . . . .

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…Benjamin Franklin.

My favorite afternoon snack is…

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eaten while sitting in the sun.
I am really concentrating on improving…

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the world but the one thing that gets in my way is…

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the need for sleep

I am in need for….

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…a hot tub time machine to get relaxed before I go see a Michael Jackson concert.

If Romney gets elected, his plan for NASA will be…

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…Curiosity 2: Uranus.

I came home to a naked…

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…Lindsay Lohan cooking eggs for me in the kitchen and then I woke up.

Went to a trip to Brazil to see the Carnival and dance sexy when…

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…Morgan Freeman showed up and said, “Oh yeah girl, shake that!”

In West Philadelphia, born and raised…

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as Rocky JR

I would love to eat some….

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chocolate chip cookie dough but somebody came into my kitchen and whipped out…

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…a bottle of Dom Pérignon 1921 on ice.

Chocolate chip cookies were switched out for…

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chocolate dipped strawberries.

I looked for some…

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poontang but couldn’t find any because they were…

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all tied up in the basement with…....

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@LuckyGuy, who’d really like to travel more…

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…and play this game properly.

When I woke up, there was someone…

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knocking at my door.

I was disoriented and…

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..thought I was in the bathroom. I opened the door and…

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fell down the cellar stairs where I found…..

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Dr. Oz which was put there by…

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…Oprah. Her latest diet had failed and she was…

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eating Republican pie which made her…

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vote for Mitt Romney, who became…..

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…a jelly that played this game properly.

After 10 beers, Justin decided to…

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pee on the rug.
@erichw1504 was so pissed that he…

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…built the next Mars rover called, Flutherotica. ( Whaaaaat?)

1000 years from now, human vegetarians would…

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be the norm and no longer need a name for themselves.

The difference between playing guitar and playing a banjo is…

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the number of teeth in your head.

While canoeing once, I heard a banjo playing in the distance and thought, ”...

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“Now that thar’s some pretty darn good music, hoo-wee!”

Supposing our civilization survives that long, in ten thousand years people will look back at “our times” and think…

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damn they didn’t have enough sex

When the time comes…

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be sure to know where your towel is!

Have I ever told you about the time…

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I got stuck in a tree

I don’t enjoy doing….

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the neighbour, she’s extremely talkative throughout!

I know that someday…

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…tomatoes would stop attacking me!

I saw the Virgin Mary in my dreams, which tells me…

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… I will have a child out of wedlock.
I wrote my own lyrics to the theme song from…

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Porky’s.
It went something like….....

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Porky’s is good, but Bacon’s is better.
I recently sent an email saying…

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this is my final email.
Have you ever seen…

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…the inside of your eyelids?

The next place I’m going to for vacation is…

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Leavenworth. I hear the food is wonderful.

Long naps make me…

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ready to rock n’ roll. Tomorrow I wanna fly to Italy to….

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Meet with the Pope. He wants my opinion on…

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Singing GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
I am currently celebrating the win of

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Pennsylvania’s voter ID law.

The best thing in the world is…

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Unknown to me.
Love exists only in the hearts of

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those that are open to it

Laws are made to be….

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Broken, even to those who brought them into existence.

I find soup a depressing food because…

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the last time I ate it my mouth was wired shut.

Brother, can you spare…

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…some pants? I left mine..

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with my ex-boyfriend.
The boyfriend smeared his body with…

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Chocolate sauce. Sorry, I’m hungry.
I want to

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smear chocolate on to someone and lick it off

Why do they….

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drive on the other side of the road in. . .

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The States?
Can you please

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… turn down the Rudy Vallee gramaphone.

The next train to…

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Petticoat Junction leaves the station at 5 p.m.

Good night…

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sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite. I’m in the mood for ice cream and…

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…kite flying at the park on a sunny Saturday afternoon!

Count Dracula was caught French-kissing the Phantom of the Opera because…

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He could finally tongue and the mask stops the fangs.
Once you go black you can’t…..

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look your grandmother in the eye.

After lunch, I headed to the clinic for…

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The batman 3 is a big….........

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load of shit!

Don’t even think about ever….

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…comparing batman to Chuck Norris, the results of that match up would,,,

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be so close, yet Chuck Norris would still come out on top.

I like my women like I like my…

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Salsa.
Hot and….......

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latino?

As far as I’m concerned you can all…

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…play hopscotch while drinking Red Bull.

When Fluther is in ashes, you have my permission to…

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email me anyway.

For his upcoming birthday I’m giving my dad…

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A remembering toast to celebrate another of his birthday’s without him

I have lost….

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. . my marbles, but so did Elgin.
Chocolate is good for me but . . . .

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then again, is it really?

I have of late, wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth, and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition…

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that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a…

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..n Orb, just floating, untethered to…

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Anything.
If I were…

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a rich man, (yaba dyba dyba da-ba daaa…) I would spend my entire life on the road.

And if I were rich…

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I’d travel the world.
I support…

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Linux with my machine.
@erichw1504 has been given Windows 8 which he proceeds to…

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Not use xD
Chocolate is the one thing

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…that om nom nom nom.

I wanna know…

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whether or not there is life on another planet somewhere in the universe.
The brave are the ones who…

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are interesting, explosively so.

What motivates me is

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my desire to excel and to succeed. And chocolate.
Why on earth do…

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the Earth spin by itself while rotating around the Sun-?

I find certain traditions difficult to follow especially when…

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they are so god damn ridiculous. Seriously.
I believe in the right to…

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Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtay.

when ever I…

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Eat more than 5 tacos I get indigestion.
I like my scrambled eggs with…........

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Vodka.
Don’t ever come in without knocking or….

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you’ll get knocked up.

A big part of my life

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…was spent knocked up. I can finally…

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Say I’ve eaten a peanut butter and nutella spread sandwich. Yummy! :D
I take comfort in the fact that

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I’m on the right side of the grass.
I have a craving for….....

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feeling loved.
I despise….

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pompous weinies.
I love….........

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Wolves :D And chocolate. Can’t forget that.
Did I mention I love chocolate?
Would you ever…

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enter a pen with 6 Timber wolves.
Have you ever buried…....

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yourself in work just to forget about something nasty?

The thing I like most about

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Cats is their laid back attitude.
I think, deep down inside, most people…

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never intend to do evil, it just sort of “happens”.

I really can’t wait

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until this case of shingles calms down so I can resume my wrestling career.

I was surprised to hear splashing coming from…

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My glass :P
There is a…

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fly doing the back stroke in my Rum and coke. ( It’s Rum day )

There will be a lot of of noise when…

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I run outta rum.
WHO the hell….

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drank my other bottle?
Now what do I drink to get…....

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…that Caribbean feel? Will Jimmy Buffet ever…

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finish that goddamn cheeseburger in paradise? I mean, Christ all-mighty! Fins to the left, fins to the right… who fuckin’ cares.

So I’m driving and this parrot-head cuts me off in traffic, turns to me and says, ”...

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“Yo pardner, don’t s’pose ya’d know the waey ta texas, would ya?”
I absolutely adore…

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my 2 children when they are sleeping with their beautiful angelic faces. I just had some frozen yogurt mint and oreo cookie. Now I want to have…...

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Some sleep.
I have a love-hate relationship with…

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cupid and the devil.

Cookies make me wanna…

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…say yum yum yum yum yum-!

The funny thing I have in common with Big Bird is…

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I’m surrounded by fuzzy wierdos, so much so that I am afraid to open my trashcan?

What is it about

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…airplane peanuts?! Ya-know-what-i-mean?!

It’s just one of those days, when you don’t wanna wake up…

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but someone has to keep saving the world.

This is not open to debate, the city

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went bankrupt

Why do I keep…

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…smelling like Sex Panther?

There once was a man from Nantucket…

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who kept his mate’s head in a bucket.
And every now and then he’d take her out and….....

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bend her over

She enjoys having…

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…luscious lobster claws while he’s eating her oyster.

Bloomberg changed the name of New York city into The Emerald City…

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because of the Irish?

There has never been

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such a chance for greatness to come forward

When there was a …..

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beer flood, everybody had a…

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…chance to drink their weight in beer over a year. The pizza . . .

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…pie from Federal HIll is the best in America.

I’ve got a brand new pair…

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implants that are in my…..

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mouth.

The rules of the game require you to finish the previous poster’s sentence and then…

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tuna flavored jellybeans, which upsets me.

When you wish upon a star…

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then you can hitch a ride on the back of a butterfly.
Can you get to…....

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…know yourself better?

How much is…

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…that doggie in the window?

There must be a . . .

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a banana in his pants

Are you glad to….

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to meet me?

There is mayonnaise for…

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in tuna fish.

Will you eat…

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…the doughnut whole / hole?

The herbal tea has. . .

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given me a strange feeling.

Have you ever felt…

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an adult bull rhino brush up against you in a crowded room?

Roses are red, violets are blue,...

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…skunks stink and so do you. (A Valentine’s poem my oldest brother actually gave my mom when he was six.)

The rain falls…

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….frequently in Yorkshire. Or even ON Yorkshire.
Tap dancing is fine until . . . . .

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your tutu falls on the floor.

Let the….

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dogs out.
Tou can tune a piano but you can’t tune a…...........

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…fish.

A school of fish is…

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called a kindergarten class…

When I was little…

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…I wanted to play baseball.

Now that I’m an adult,...

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Oh wait, I’m not. xD
If I were…

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I would flash my sister.
Paul Ryan is my biggest…

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…neighbor who plays jump rope.
I am so tempted to…

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Run away from it all sometimes.
I refrain myself from…

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…partying too much with sexy naked supermodels in my sleep.

The only way for me to earn a billion dollars is…

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winning a billion dollar lottery

How many days….

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…have you gone without any sleep?

The most I have gone without…

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sex is 7 years

How hard is…

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…it to get a good job in this economy?

How soft is…

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Your pillow?
If I even tried to do anything remotely linked to…

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pirating, I’d be sure to get a peg leg and an eye patch. Arrrrrr

So I reach down, between my legs, and ease the seat back…

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…and my mother bursts through the door with her homemade peach cobbler.

I would want my name to be engraved on…

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my grave stone when I die

I like to eat…

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…out.

My favorite place to picnic is…

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the lake.

I like to swim in….

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…nothing.
The first time I…

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saw you, you were wearing a…

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A toga.
True story, we wore togas to school on Halloween.
I celebrate Halloween by…......

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going trick or treating with my daughters.

I want to wish you a Happy…

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Life :)
I love going to…

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the ice cream place. Yum
My favorite thing at the ice cream place is

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looking at the guy who scoops the ice cream :P
I still think…

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the world is flat, and someday I’ll be proven right.

If a baby walrus appeared at my front door, I would…

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invite him in for ice cream.
I hate it when my…...

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…shoe lace breaks.

The door swings out and out it . . .

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and it let’s in a sunbeam,
and I think life is so so…..............

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hard sometimes but wonderful

How is it…

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…that you try so hard and it seems like everyone is fighting against you.

Just when you think you have it figured out…

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life throws you a curve ball. School is getting ready to start soon. I need to make time to…..

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go to Staples to get some supplies.

For school I need to buy…..

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…a Ferrari because after all, it’s in Beverly Hills 90210!

I’d rather eat rotten eggs than spend some time with…

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Oprah.
I rather go to Poland than…

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than go to the middle east

My mother….

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remains a mystery to me.

I spend far too much time…

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…ruminating on the geopolitical issues in the Middle East.

I would rather spend some downtime hiking Middle Earth together with…

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David Beckham.

I love David Beckham because….

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…he bends it, of course.
But Middle Earth is rather dull, so I’d rather hike…

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in the grand canyon.

Everyone likes to….

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Look at David Beckham. (see what I’m obsessing over at the moment?)

Sobriety tests should include….

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…a quiz about David Beckham.

Don’t ever…

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challenge me to a quiz on the dude I’m about to steal from Posh Spice. I’m killin me here

Fluther rocks because….

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…of the members.

Soccer is the one thing…

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I can always find my father-in-law watching. goooooooaaaaaaallllllll

If ever there was a time to…

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puke, it would be…

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immediately after waxing my uncle Nunzio’s back.

When sitting in traffic, I often wish I could…

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find another route around it

I alot of things….

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…come in purple.

The thing I find most interesting about sperm whales is…

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Their name. xD
If I could, I would…

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…eat ALL the bacon!

I look to my left and the first thing I see is…

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a least tern wearing a seashell.
Do you think I’m…..

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Oh never mind.
Will you please head over to…

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my place

Why don’t you just…

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…think for yourself.

Would it hurt you to…

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Say please once in a while?
Honestly, the way things are,,,

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sperm whales could be extinct because of aggressive hunting.

I would never hesitate going out and join a rally as long as…

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I could touch a sperm whale.
Have you ever touched sperm so….........

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…slippery and sticky and then licked it?

It would be nice if the cast of Friends reunite for a one time movie reunion because…

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I wanna see that Chandler and Monica baby.

Why would anybody want to…..

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be a sewer inspector?

Do you know anyone who can fix…

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a broken government.
Brother, can you spare a….

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…couple of bucks. (Inflation.)

Just for today, I’m going to…

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stay home and relax

Now is the time to….

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take a nap, or a vacation – or both.

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a…

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…pack of gum.

The last time I saw her, she…

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was dancing wearing only a…

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smile.

But, I knew she had something on her…

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Head, as she had a wig on.
On a hot day, I love licking…

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…the salt off the rim of a margarita.

On a cold day, I love licking…

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…flag poles because my tongue gets stuck to it!

My most recent embarrassing moment was when…

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…I left two friends waiting because I completely forgot I’d said I’d meet them for lunch.

You can’t have too many…

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…gnomes in your backyard who love traveling and compete with William Shatner for business.

If you go in a bathroom in the starship USS Enterprise, most likely you will find…

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an American person doing their business.
When in doubt,,,

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whip it out.
When in Rome….....

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Party hard, go see the sites and eat to your heart;s content :D
In the near future,

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…Google will run your life.

I was at your mom’s house because…

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I think she’s way hotter than you.
Even if you break my heart…

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. . . I will still trail in your wake.
How many kissed frogs have . . .

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Died as a result of herpes?
Tennis is an…

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…example of a game of love.

Are you very…

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angry at me?

This sentence will end…

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…when the prisoner shows true remorse.

Many things are beautiful…

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when you are drunk or dillusional.

While visiting me mum in the country, I stumbled upon…

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…a gigantic teacup with me mum swimming in a pool of jasmine tea with a naked leprechaun.

I woke up with George Clooney sitting on my toilet, which could only mean…

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I had way way too much to drink at that party.
I hope there is also a hot lady…....

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I am hallucinating and I better call the doctor I must have a fever

I am sipping some…

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drano hoping I didn’t get a taste of George.
I’m hoping that we didn’t….......

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film what just happened here!

If I could only do that…..

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…stunt my mother showed me after she quit being a nun and became the official Harlem Globetrotters team masseuse.

Chloe Sevigny agreed to be my Brown Bunny which would inevitably culminate into…

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..a huge increase in the bunny population.

If you persist in rash behavior…

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you may develop a rash.

I often vigorously rub lotion onto my…

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my heels in the summer

we need a….

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cold shower.
I feel pretty…

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fucking good, someone did a great job on their classes.
How are you….............

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able to pee at the urinal with such a lengthy schlong? ::splash::

Had they not died, I would have loved to met…

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My great grandfather, he sounds like a really cool person.
If I could change…

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…one thing about my life is that I could probably try to not make too many run on sentences, because I tend to do that often… sorry.

Last night’s episode of…

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…my sex life was more like Lost rather than Big Bang Theory.

I woke up inside the Oval Office this morning…

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with no pants and a plate full of vegtables.
I thought, what the…...........

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…heck, Bo was plugged into an electrical outlet, which means President Obama could also be…omigod, he was also plugged in…a robot-!

I played Julius Ceasar on stage and when it got to the part where they were stabbing me…

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I cried out “No!!! I’m too young to die!!” And ran off stage.
I was lucky the audience found it funny, because…

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…I was nominated for an Oscar, but lost to Keanu Reeves.

My favorite Justin Bieber song is…

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Non existant.
I feel disappointed with society at times because of it’s…

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…lack of brain cells.

I would give my first born child for…

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absolutely nothing. There is nothing I would give up my daughter for.

I love…..

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Languages.
German sounds absolutley…

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…barbaric.

As Linda slowly got naked…

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. . . the central heating broke down and she turned blue with the cold.
The panda was not fat it . . . . .

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made love to Linda.
Bank of America sucks so much that it even sucked the life out of…

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…the panda.

Linda was walking down the street, when suddenly…

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She realised this was not a “make up a story sentence by sentence” thread.
You should stick to the rules because…

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…the OP will give you hell.

Is that a banana in your pants or…

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…is that monkey you’re carrying going after something else.

Oops, I forgot my…

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…underwear.

This sentence will self-destruct in…

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10 seconds

I will make….

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Barcelona pay.
Real Madrid play…

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…they don’t know the rules. Lol.

The trouble with wearing underwear is…

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you get wedgies

Boy oh boy what a….

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wild time this has turned into!

For a good time call…

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…1800-SEX-U-UP!

Shakespeare if he was alive today, would shower praises to the…

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…gods of Amazon.com.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy…

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But here’s a condom, so fuck me safely…
Hi net you, this and dyslexic,

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…go eat a donut and call me hectic.

The guy next to me on the train just…

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farted.

I can’t believe….

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…it’s not butter.

The first thought that came to mind are seeing this was…

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what drugs is that guy on?
Your prostate exam is being administered by…

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…Kate Upton…...........‘s butler: Julian.

2 + 2 =...

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192–188

I love to do….

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…shots with Abraham Lincoln.

Back in my day, they never had…

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mobile phones
TJBM curses the name of the GOP every time they…

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…open their mouths.

The last thing I bought on the internet was…

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A book.
I’ve never subscribed to anything in my entire life because…

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…it’s my money and I need it now.

A walrus and a crocodile walk into a bar…

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…and the bartender exclaims, Good, go collect your drunk rhino friend in the restroom!

The US Secret Service contingent walk into a bar…

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. . . asks, “where are the Colombian women?”

The oval office has a . . .

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…secret arcade room.

If I had a penny for every time…

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blinked, I would be a rich woman

If I had a million dollars I would….

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@creative1 The average person blinks 15,360 times a day. So, that makes for 5,606,400 times a year. Therefore, saying that you look about 29 years old ;), you’d have $162,585,600.

…not buy you a house.

My home has more bathrooms than bedrooms, because…

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you always need a guest bathroom on the main floor.

Who wants to share…

@erichw1504 thank you for the compliment about looking 29 since I am actually 43

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@creative1 (o.O)

…a song of their people?

I tripped, fell and landed on…

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…..the small dog being dragged along by its owner.
The bookshop was full of….........

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. . books “of all things”, where is the Wi-Fi?

My cell phone battery needs. . .

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Charging vamanos.
Spanish is a great language because…

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it can make reading an obituary sound sexy.

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was…

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black as soot. And everwhere Mary went his sooty foot he put.
If I had a dog that ugly I would…..........

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love him <3

Look at that….

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Republican with his…

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…understanding of following instructions to properly play a game.

I can do anything…

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well under duress.

Now is the time that all good people must…

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Go to bed :)
Last night I dreamt of…

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Jeannie with the light brown hair.

Stephen Foster was….

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the father of American music

I am ready to…

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…move to a state on the eastern seaboard.
The best present anyone could give me would be…

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just spending time together

Anytime I feel like it I….

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dance a jig.

Longingly Angela looked to the moon and thought…

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I wish I could get some.

Lets get together and…..

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Have a laugh!
The Kite Runner is…

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who makes it fly

Why do all….

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…rainbows don’t appear everyday and by the hour?

My past relationships, I just realized, were all such cliches because…

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… neither person was willing to commit.

The only thing that scares me is…

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blood and needles.

When I grow up I want to be….

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…an ambitious procrastinator.

If my life were a movie, it would be…

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very boring.
The last time I fed a shark, it took my…

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big toe.

Potatoes are very…

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versatile as they can be cooked in many yummy ways :D
The Lamborghini Aventador is…

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…one awesome looking car.

My driving skills can be described as…

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having a trajectory similar to that of a drunk, epileptic bumble bee while having a seizure.

My left ear lobe vibrates whenever I…

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…pilot the space shuttle in my dreams after drinking a bottle of tequila.

I maybe forced to punch a great white shark in the nose if…

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he tries to eat me

Can you eat….

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A whole green chilli in one go?
I can…

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eat a whole plate of green chile in one go.

I’d be surprised if…

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…this question goes longer than 1,000 replies.

There’s a banana in my pants and…

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I’m ready to party.
TJBM think that Rush Limbaugh has an inoperable…

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…brain.

I think that @reijinni has been doing the TJBM questions too much, because…

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He has failed to make any sense to me.
Sleeping nekked is the best feeling ever because…

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…you can wake up and head right to a nekked pancake party without doing a thing!

When I looked outside, I saw…

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. . . . it had rained and rained and I put my boots on and jumped in puddles.
Marilyn Monroe only . . . .

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…had one mole, contrary to speculation.

I was so tired this morning that I…

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…took a shower in bed.

I got lost during a safari in Kenya after drinking…

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too much wine at the winery

I toured the…

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…closet of Kate Upton… and it was everything I hoped it could be.

One day, I will finally…

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. . . come out of Kate Upton’s closet.
I find Cats’ Cradle very . . . .

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… good book by Kurt, Jr. Vonnegut.

They have a special room for . . .

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my collection of rare petrified jelly-filled doughnuts.

The other day a giraffe sat down next to me and said, ”...

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“What’s up”?
Even though Chelsea are…

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…not in school, cause I don’t read good an stuff…

I took her by the waist and…

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spun her like a top. The titanium blades attached to her shoes did a lovely job burrowing all the way to China.

When I see a person pushing an empty baby carriage, I think to myself, ”...

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…♫ what a wonderful wooOOOooorld ♫...

I just got trolled, so I did a…

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Billy Goat’s gruff :P
I, @MilkyWay am currently eating a MilkyWay because I…

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…love Milky Ways… and bacon.

You can take my money, but you can never take my…

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ability to make more money.

A glass of wine….

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…in the hands of a sensual, sultry woman renders the night truly arousing.

My habit is to walk around the house naked while…

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drinking a glass of wine.

In enjoy talking about…

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…television shows.

If I could have one thing right now it would be…

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to dump @erichw1504 in Amish country.
Your mind is blank that when you had to go and…

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Erase whatever is on the whiteboard.
Sociology is a very interesting and….

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for people who don’t want medical care.

Something in here…

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Smells delicious.
I had spicy lamb chops for…

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. . . for the BBQ dinner.

This is the last . . .

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I eat spicy lamb chops for the BBQ dinner.

Sometimes, I just wanna haul off and…

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kiss someone.

I want a big….

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…wet slobbery kiss!

I saw him staring at me through the glass, so I decided to drop my towel and…

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put some whipped cream on my nipples.

I would like to eat…..

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melted chocolate off your body.
If I were to describe myself in 3 words…

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it would be boring, lame, and good.
The word I would use to describe my driving skills is…

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Non-existant.
Picking and then eating wild berries from your back garden is…

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…an admirable way to demonstrate your independence from market pricing.

If you attempt to follow me…

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I will have to loose you.

When driving I always…

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wear a blindfold.

I think we need a day of national recognition for…

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Chocolate. And cookies.
I feel like eating…

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scrambled eggs with cheese for breakfast.

Sundays are for doing…

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Pampering sessions and relaxing.
If I had a cat…

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that played fetch, oh wait I do.

When I was little….

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I used to collect lady bugs in a jar.
Snails are not…

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something I want to eat.

Once upon a time there was…

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Peace in the world.
Oranges and bananas…

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apples, pear and pineapple and you have a wonderful fruit salad.

What do I do when…..

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Someone looks at me in a not-so-nice way? Ignore them Of course.
Even though I tried my best…

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sometimes I don’t always succeed

When life gives you a tough decision, you….

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…make lemonade.

It is raining…

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men, hallelujah – amen.

So Bob, my pharmacist, suggested I liberally apply ointment to my…

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finger.

Bob’s next instruction was…

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to put a band aide on it.

I will always want more of….

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sugar and chocolate.
Milo and Miley were last seen…

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hiding under the covers.

When should I finish….

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Peeling potatoes whilst staring at the chef?
French men are very…

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je ne sais quoi.

I was reading clouds the other day and saw…

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One that looked like candy floss and ate it :D
If clouds were made of mash, and the moon of cheese, then the sun would…

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have very high cholesterol.

My favorite fish to eat is…

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Cod, it tastes lovely and melts in your mouth :D
Newspaper articles are…

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…not as comprehensive as magazine articles.

Oh no, it’s already after ten, and I still need to…

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…be like a cod and melt in @MilkyWay‘s mouth.

If I was Cinderella’s Prince Charming, I would have…

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Gotten her a new pair of shoes that fit instead of returning the loose one back.
Wearing tight shoes can….

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…make you grumpy.

Wearing tight skirts can…

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. . . can be troublesome.

Especially with my. . . .

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…curvaceous bod.

At the end of the rainbow I found…

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…Roy G. Biv.

How many licks does it take…

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to beat the Knicks.
When you get to Iran, you will want to…

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…give Amhadinejad a shave.

What comes up must come down, and the best example of this is…

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My pants.
If I had a penny for everytime…

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took a breath, boy that would be a nice paycheck

If only I could…..

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Get way from it all, just for a little bit, to clear my head.
If I could, then I would, I’d go wherever you will…

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…pull your pants down! Lol.

In my dream I was a zebra amongst thousands but instead of stripes, I had polka dots, which means…

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you are really an appaloosa horse.

How I wish I could have just one more night of….

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Peace.
From tomorrow, the new…

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day dawns.

When playing cards I like to…...

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shuffle them a few times.
The country that I most want to rule is…

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…Japan so I could have all the anime and manga characters under my power!

Bikinis are most sexy when…

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worn by simians.

My favorite pizza topping is…

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… mushrooms, naturally.

Halfway to the office yesterday I decided to stop at…

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… the Moon.

Really big people should not wear . . .

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really small people as human shields (when the gun fighting begins).

When I’m alone in the toilette, I often…

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have to be alone shopping, otherwise I am joined by at least one or both of my toddlers.

There is no peace when…..

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Both parents start an arguement.
Friends are…

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…more often than not, people who are always there when they need you. Ha ha.

My idea of a great honeymoon is…

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…my bedroom… naked.

Wow, I really need to…

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loosen up
Camilla will be your best…

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Dead lady in a coffin who will never become Queen.
I despise people who…

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…eat too much pumpkin pie!

Getting chased by men with rabid dogs through a prickly field of pineapples is much better than…

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…having to shower in a prison.

Absence makes…

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bad grades in school.

When going on vacation I aways bring….

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…my stuffed cat… never know when I’m gunna need it.

I was offended by @erichw1504‘s sentence, because…

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He called me stinky.
Little does he know, I’m wearing…

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barely nothing.

I like it when she does…...

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Belly dancing in front of the mirror.
I didn’t even know I could…

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. . . still touch my toes!
Full Moon is quite a . . . . .

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shame when you forgot your undies.
The only good place for an iPhone is…

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on Earth. They really don’t appreciate them on other planets.

My left ear itches whenever…

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…transform into a werewolf.

I heard scratching at my window last night, saw this kid floating out there so I…

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got out my fish net and caught her and put her back in her crib.

Why does it take soooooo long to bake some……..

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…lasagna, when I haven’t eaten all day?

It also takes a lot of patience to…

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meticulously assemble a condom made of toothpicks prior to intercourse.

My current guilty-pleasure television show is…

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…oh, that’s right, I have none because I don’t have cable and my dog ate my computer.

I woke up this morning with a one million man army waiting for my orders so I…

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screamed and then realized I had one million men in uniform in my bedroom so I thought what I should do next and with who.

If I had my pick of one million men I would…...

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have them each screened for cleanliness, attractiveness, and stamina. Those that pass would be sent to @creative1‘s house to um… fulfill her every desire.

If I could film @creative1‘s exploits with the million-ish men, I…

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Would end up having a masturbating session.
Pornography dates back to…

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…when @mazingerz88 turned 14. Lol! ( years ago that is )

If while I’m making out with someone and suddenly the papparazzi comes, I’ll…

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Kiss them even harder.
English grammar is…

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…sounds funny when spoken while drunk.

If I go to Japan, the first thing I’m going to do is…

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Go to a real sushi bar!
Travelling is one of the best…

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opportunities to enjoy different people and culture.

One of the places I love to travel to is…..

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…your mom’s room.

I was offended by @erichw1504‘s sentence, because…

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My mom always let me play chainsaw with her visitors and I have not played with @erichw1504 yet.

With what’s happening in the Middle East right now, you could compare it to…

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…my extended family during Thanksgiving.

Something I just want to…

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do is travel. I would love to just say the hell with stuff and pick up and go to Italy. Fortunately for me, I have 2 great kids that keep me grounded. But if they weren’t here….I’d be gone!
Tomorrow is International Peace day and I plan to….

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eat a piece of pie.

Yesterday, I was hugged by a yeti which made me think…

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. . .yetis smell funky.

The sun will . . .

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…always come up in the morning.

The best way to live is…

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…to live every day as if it is your last.

The way to a woman’s heart is….

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through her chest
The best time to visit Palestine is…

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…never.

Today is the first day that I will…

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see the world through more forgiving eyes.

Happiness often come in the form of…..........

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…booze.
Today I will resolve to…

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drink a wee bit…...........................less.
Whatever happens, ............

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. . it will be fine if it doesn’t rain.

The gate opened into a . . . .

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small, stone lined space only slightly larger than a grave, sparse in detail and, a dozen feet overhead, open to the sky.

From this opening….............

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you could see the purple sky and green sun.

It was a great day to. . .

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…sleep in.
While I was in my bed,...

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a purple walrus began gently licking my bare shoulder.

It was at once disturbing and…

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surprisingly sensual in nature.
Small wonder that….......

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Robin Williams appeared in my dreams asking whether he could borrow that bare shoulder licking purple walrus.

After his passing, Robin Williams probably is…

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…surprised that heaven looks nothing like in his move, “What Dreams May Come”.

Robin Williams death made me think about…

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my own mortality.

I think that I am just going to…........

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….watch Guardians of the Galaxy again and enjoy some cool 70s music.

Seems Lauren Bacall also passed away a few hours ago or so, I better….

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