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Who wants to play the five-worded Q & A game?

Asked by erichw1504 (26336 points ) November 3rd, 2010

The Game:
– One person will ask a question with exactly five words
– The next will answer with exactly five words
– Then the next will ask a new question and so on…

The Rules:
– Questions can be vague or specific and they don’t have to relate to the previous question, but can if you want to
– Answers have to actually answer the question as best as possible. It can be funny, weird, truthful, or anything
– Try not to repeat a previous question or answer
– Think outside the box and have fun with it!

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248 Answers

erichw1504's avatar

I will start this out with…

Do you like to boogie?

diavolobella's avatar

I love to boogie down

PhiNotPi's avatar

Is pizza really chinese food?

diavolobella's avatar

If Chinese people eat it!

sanchezjk's avatar

Why are piggies eating rainbows?

Randy's avatar

Because rainbows are tasty treats.

Kardamom's avatar

What is the big deal?

erichw1504's avatar

I am the big deal!

sanchezjk's avatar

Is erichw1504 the big deal?

diavolobella's avatar

He is for sure, dude

diavolobella's avatar

Why must you scratch that?

sanchezjk's avatar

Because it feels immensly fantastic!

PhiNotPi's avatar

Why are all squares rectangles?

diavolobella's avatar

Hey, did you hear that?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, it was the beans!

Randy's avatar

Aye, tis the white whale!

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Was it great Moby Dick?

diavolobella's avatar

It looked like his flukes

sanchezjk's avatar

Where did this come from?

diavolobella's avatar

I think it’s whale poo

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What does it smell like?

diavolobella's avatar

Why don’t you tell me?

sanchezjk's avatar

It smells like my ex!

diavolobella's avatar

Your ex smells like krill?

erichw1504's avatar

Your ex neighbor you say?

erichw1504's avatar

Krill is a lovely smell

diavolobella's avatar

Smells like barnacles and Chianti

sanchezjk's avatar

Why don’t we talk backwards?

diavolobella's avatar

to want you do Why

diavolobella's avatar

Must I go home now?

Brian1946's avatar

No, keep enjoying your imprisonment.

flutherother's avatar

Where is all this going?

sanchezjk's avatar

It’s going back in time!

jonsblond's avatar

What DID he wipe with?

flutherother's avatar

Back in time for what?

sakura's avatar

he wiped it with his…

sakura's avatar

in time for a ride

flutherother's avatar

A ride on a camel?

ucme's avatar

Would seriously chaff my nuts!

sakura's avatar

when will this question end..?

sakura's avatar

I don’t want it to!

flutherother's avatar

Is @ucme limping to hospital?

ucme's avatar

No i’m being “looked” after! :¬)

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Is it a pretty sight?

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ucme's avatar

Should nurses really do that?

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Only if it involves needles.

Cruiser's avatar

Want to super size that?

Blueroses's avatar

Everything’s bigger on the internet.

ucme's avatar

You mean even Mickey Rooney? :¬)

Jude's avatar

Didn’t he die awhile ago?

ucme's avatar

No, he’s alive, only just!

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lifeflame's avatar

Yeah, a whiff of cinnamon.

Blueroses's avatar

Whose rubber chicken is this?

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ucme's avatar

Where did I put it?

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PhiNotPi's avatar

Who stole my empty wallet?

mollypop51797's avatar

Maybe I stole the wallet!

mollypop51797's avatar

Hey where’s all the money?!

Blondesjon's avatar

I’m sorry. I drank it.

PhiNotPi's avatar

Where is my pet rock?

mollypop51797's avatar

It’s also in Blondesjon’s stomach

PhiNotPi's avatar

Are you sure about that?

Blueroses's avatar

Alright, who stole my keys?

ucme's avatar

I am not a crook!........who invited Nixon?

PhiNotPi's avatar

I’m sorry. I sold them.

Blueroses's avatar

@PhiNotPi sorry I accidentally skipped yours
The proof is on x-ray

PhiNotPi's avatar

Who stole my stolen keys?

Blueroses's avatar

Look no further than ucme.

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lifeflame's avatar

Perhaps post-Halloween sugar-crash.

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PhiNotPi's avatar

Both yes and no apply.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Blueroses's avatar

The vanishing potion wore off.

Blondesjon's avatar

Who pooped on the rabbit?!?

PhiNotPi's avatar

I think that you did.

Mom2BDec2010's avatar

Who likes to eat pie?

PhiNotPi's avatar

I sometimes do eat pie.

PhiNotPi's avatar

Is this thread getting boring?

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AmWiser's avatar

Wait! I just got here.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

This make me look fat?

jonsblond's avatar

Yes, quit eating that chocolate!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

You want me to cry?

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Not me; here’s a hankie.

lifeflame's avatar

What’s the meaning of life?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I believe the answer’s 42.

Mom2BDec2010's avatar

Would you lick a tree?

jonsblond's avatar

Would it lick me back?

can I answer with a question answer? :P

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I would not, could not.

ratboy's avatar

Why is your finger there?

Mom2BDec2010's avatar

Because you like it there.

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How old is your mother?

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

She is 595 in dog-years.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Who cleans their belly button?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Make mittens with the lint.

erichw1504's avatar

When will the Internet die?

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Kardamom's avatar

Shall I continue, dear?

jonsblond's avatar

Only if you apologize sweetie. ;)

Cruiser's avatar

Anyone see my car keys??

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

They are in the freezer.

jonsblond's avatar

Would you rather have pancakes?

amberrae's avatar

Only if they contain blueberries!

ratboy's avatar

Do goats eat soiled diapers?

anothermember's avatar

No, they paint with them.

erichw1504's avatar

What would Don Draper do?

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Do you like pineapple burritos?

flutherother's avatar

They make me see double

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How can you see triple?

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Why do you like games?

erichw1504's avatar

They make me go weeeee!

ucme's avatar

Has this year flown by?

Blueroses's avatar

Blame it on the alcohol.

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How many gnomes were shot?

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erichw1504's avatar

But, wouldn’t it just rot?

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Blueroses's avatar

Aren’t gnomes an endangered species?

ucme's avatar

They are a little short

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erichw1504's avatar

Aren’t they made of wood?

ucme's avatar

Yeah, especially in the morning! @noelleptc snooze & you lose :¬p

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Why are zombies so awesome?

ucme's avatar

Because basically they’re dead cute!

erichw1504's avatar

Who’ll win, Godzilla vs. Kong?

Blueroses's avatar

Monkeys are evil. Go, Godzilla!

jonsblond's avatar

Have you heard of Chimpocalypse?

erichw1504's avatar

No, but I love crackers.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Who knew you loved zoos?

Blueroses's avatar

The restraining order seems clear.

anothermember's avatar

Is this question’s answer no?

lifeflame's avatar

It depends if you’re married.

erichw1504's avatar

Where is my portal gun?

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erichw1504's avatar

Who needs that stuff anyway?

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erichw1504's avatar

But, what’s it good for?

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erichw1504's avatar

Do you like big words?

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erichw1504's avatar

May I say immense utterance?

flutherother's avatar

Not without getting funny looks.

erichw1504's avatar

Aren’t I already funny looking?

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Will I ever be normal?

Blueroses's avatar

Normality is an overrated state.

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Who likes deep fried cucumbers?

sakura's avatar

not me! Fried chicken’s better!

erichw1504's avatar

Do you eat it plain?

sakura's avatar

no with gravy or beans

Blueroses's avatar

Don’t the beans fall off?

erichw1504's avatar

Not if you use glue.

flutherother's avatar

Or you could try honey?

erichw1504's avatar

Hey, don’t call me honey!

Blueroses's avatar

Do you prefer “sweet cheeks”?

erichw1504's avatar

Oh baby, yes I do!

sakura's avatar

what about honey bunch, baby?

erichw1504's avatar

No thanks I am good.

Blueroses's avatar

How do you define “good”?

erichw1504's avatar

Satisfactory in quality, quantity, degree.

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Blueroses's avatar

Was just issuing an APB.

erichw1504's avatar

Will you ever be found?

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Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Who is a charasmatic person?

Blueroses's avatar

Me! But I’m obviously drunk.

erichw1504's avatar

Where did you get beer?

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erichw1504's avatar

Why would it be done?

Blueroses's avatar

Must have missed the memo.

erichw1504's avatar

Was it about TPS reports?

Blueroses's avatar

Right, I faxed it yesterday.

erichw1504's avatar

Are you sure you did?

Blueroses's avatar

Probably used wrong cover sheet.

erichw1504's avatar

Did you see the squirrels?

ucme's avatar

Yeah, they’re driving me nuts!

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Did you know they’re married?

ucme's avatar

Yes, they’re a lovely pair ;¬}

erichw1504's avatar

A lovely pair of nuts?

ucme's avatar

That was my meaning yes.

erichw1504's avatar

What was your meaning, again?

ucme's avatar

I’m sure I can’t recall

erichw1504's avatar

Had too much to drink?

Blueroses's avatar

There is no “too much”.

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But what if you die?

Blueroses's avatar

Then more beer for you!

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How many can you chug?

Blueroses's avatar

Not sure; I lose count.

erichw1504's avatar

May I be your counter?

Blueroses's avatar

Of course, if you’re buying!

erichw1504's avatar

Sure, what do you like?

Blueroses's avatar

Large, rich, with a head.
oh, did you mean beer?

erichw1504's avatar

Where can I find some?

Blueroses's avatar

Your name’s on one; cheers!

erichw1504's avatar

I am a beer brewer?

Blueroses's avatar

Here. Keys to the brewery.

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Can I dive in it?

Blueroses's avatar

You’ll have to wear floaties.

erichw1504's avatar

What if I skinny dip?

Blueroses's avatar

Dangly bits will get sticky.

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Is it easy to clean?

Blueroses's avatar

A strong solvent should work.

erichw1504's avatar

Perhaps Easy-Off Bam is good?

Blueroses's avatar

The burning sensation is normal.

erichw1504's avatar

Well, should I manscape beforehand?

Blueroses's avatar

If the chainsaw is sharp.

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Couldn’t I chop it off?!

Blueroses's avatar

That’s an issue worth consideration.

erichw1504's avatar

There must be something better?

Blueroses's avatar

I completely forgot original subject. :-)

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Wasn’t it about cuddly bears?

Blueroses's avatar

Yes, thanks for the reminder.

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Who is the best actor?

Blueroses's avatar

One who makes you believe.

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Do you like fish tacos?

Blueroses's avatar

I have never caught one!

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How about a turtle sandwich?

Blueroses's avatar

Now that’s an unusual fetish.

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Don’t you have any fetishes?

Blueroses's avatar

Naturally, but mine are normal. ;-)

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Where have the buffalo gone?

Blueroses's avatar

Home. Tired of roaming charges.

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Where will they get sleep?

Blueroses's avatar

Real buffalo party all night.

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What do they party with?

Blueroses's avatar

Deer and antelope, of course.

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What kinda music is played?

Blueroses's avatar

Both kinds. Country and Western.

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But, what about death metal?

lifeflame's avatar

The neighbours had sensitive ears.

Blueroses's avatar

Is there a happy medium?

erichw1504's avatar

Not in this life time.

Blueroses's avatar

Why didn’t anybody make breakfast?

erichw1504's avatar

Someone ate all the bacon!

Blueroses's avatar

No! Say it isn’t so!

erichw1504's avatar

I said it, it’s so!

Blueroses's avatar

Damn bacon thieves! Got ham?

erichw1504's avatar

Ham is for wussies. BAAAACCCCOOOOONNNN!!!

Blueroses's avatar

BAAAACCCCOOOOONNNN!!! Both food and philosophy?

erichw1504's avatar

Considered a food, mostly philosophy.

Blueroses's avatar

Philosophy sandwiches sate your hunger?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, especially with the salami.

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