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Fluther is a video game. You have three lives and begin with either a battle-axe/knife. To get the gun/phaser you must eliminate the jelly above you. Go.

Asked by zensky (13262 points ) January 27th, 2013

I start with a phaser of course. Phasers on stun. Pew pew.

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Symbeline's avatar

What are you talking about, you can’t even die in video games anymore. seriously

But since I miss the old stuff…Well, I got hit by the phaser and I almost died. But since I am Berzerker, I just get up again because I am immune to the stun status, and I break your phaser with my ultimate axe wielding skills. it comes with a war cry! And a little dance you can’t dodge.

NOW what, huh? wait I wasn’t supposed to break the gun?

cookieman's avatar

While @Symbeline waxes on extemporaneously, I sneak up behind her, and… tickle her mercilously until she drops the battle axe – which I promptly snatch up.

Symbeline's avatar

You can’t tickle a berserker. We’re immune to that, too. And I still got a knife. It’s on brawr. ’‘dances’’

zensky's avatar

Pew pew. I own you @Symbeline resistance is futile.

@cookieman – Stunned. Join the Borg.

Symbeline's avatar

I know not what the meaning of resistance is. Or futile. However, I just want to kill stuff. If you can promise me blood and fire, I’ll be the most fearsome weapon you ever dreamed of. ’‘hits the floor with one foot like a bull before charging’’ Just say the word, but hurry up…

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Just hand out chocs, pancakes, pizza and coffee in this game!

bookish1's avatar

I forgot my insulin. @ZEPHYRA tempted me and I died.
Necromancy anyone?

downtide's avatar

/me uses black magic to re-animate @bookish1‘s corpse and is thus responsible for the next Zombie Apocalypse.

bookish1's avatar

@downtide : Thanks, bro. Am I your undead familiar now? :D

downtide's avatar

Yes. You are my minion, now go out there and get me some more. Then me and my zombie army can take over the world. :D

bookish1's avatar

lures @Symbeline over with pillows

glacial's avatar

Slices @bookish1‘s pillows with knife, leaving Berzerker @Symbeline furious and un-comforted. She pummels @bookish1… now where’s that phaser?

bookish1's avatar

ooh baby…

bookish1's avatar

Waaaaait. @glacial, you can’t RP for someone else. Haven’t you done this before?

burntbonez's avatar

I am made of electrons. Can electrons be killed? Perhaps. But then I become light. E=MC^2

Nanny, nanny boo boo!

zensky's avatar

@bookish1 For double posting you are once again undead and dead.

Symbeline's avatar

Destroyed pillow?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

reijinni's avatar

I bring my own weapons then I give @Symbeline some syphilis, chopped off @bookish1‘s head and drowns @zensky and @ZEPHYRA.

Symbeline's avatar

I’m a Viking, I already have syphilis. ’‘hearty laughter’’

bookish1's avatar

What @reijinni, you’re not going to put my head on a pike as a warning to all the other aspiring scholars out there?

FutureMemory's avatar

What the actual fuck?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I just axed ^^ in the back while he was peeing. <sets phaser to Queen Bitch mode>

reijinni's avatar

nope, @bookish1, I just let it rot in the streets and I gave @WillWorkForChocolate‘s body to @Symbeline to play with.

zensky's avatar

@FutureMemory You are now flagged flogged!

downtide's avatar

@downtide beats @zensky over the head with a dilithium crystal, and re-animates @WillWorkForChocolate to join my zombie army. Muuuuaaaahahahah!!!!!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!

ucme's avatar

I just purchased some DLC & kicked you all from the party, hardcore fucker that I am.

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