How do I write that I would like to be a house husband on Match.com?

Wow all those qualities, what’s not to love?

Really, that isn’t a good way to sell yourself. Try to find positive things to say.
“Great listener, great sense of humor, loves small talk.”

You’re not going to get anywhere on there with that resume. Go out and do something worthy first.

That’s only gonna work if you’re really sexy. XD

^Agreed. And after awhile they still act all pissed and are like, seriously, you are never gonna get a job?

Omg! Don’t do it!! lol
You’ll never get a date that way.

Start over. Try this:
“Are you a special hard working professional woman who wonders what it would be like to have a house husband? You might like to meet me. I’m thinking I might like that job.” If you get a bite, be prepared to demonstrate your housekeeping, childcare and cooking skills and be as charming as you can be. Who knows? Are you also good looking and good in bed? I wouldn’t mention the napping.

start working out like crazy and then go on one of those websites that match you up with cougars. But you seriously should be a beefcake for that.

Are you the motherly type? Have you been unable to find a husband or have a baby. Are you independently wealthy? Check me out and get a great 2 for 1 deal.

There are many older/retired women living alone in Florida condos who would love to have a man around the house to change the air conditioner filters, take out the garbage, weed the garden, clean out the rain gutters, fix the windows, provide security, do the laundry, carry the groceries, ... a live in handy man.
You might even get lucky and clean out the pipes now and then. But you will need to be personable and friendly. Practice.

I don’t think Match.com is going to get you anywhere with a profile like that. Try a sugar mama website.

Don’t forget to include “47 googolplex year old psychic, or intuitive, time traveler” to your bio.

Do you cook and clean and fix things? If not, I don’t think it’s going to work out.

@syz Will do.

@syz Done and approved.

Add butt like George Clooney’s, elbows like Brad Pitt’s, feet like Sean Connery’s, chest and hair like Fabio and the kicker…face like Jack Black. : )

Brad Pitt’s elbows?

Please let us know how this experiment works out. We might all be very surprised.

Or more depressed in my case.

@LuckyGuy One girl threw herself at me and I got scared I stopped flowing her. I just wasted $60. I’ve canceled all my dating accounts. for now. I might sign up for eHarmony in February when my credit card is paid up.