Care to share some hilarious holiday meltdowns or bad behavior?
So far this season, I’ve witnessed three such occurrences:
1) A young boy, with little sister in tow, drove a shopping carriage straight into an end-cap at Target causing it to collapse. Clueless dad (eyes glued to his phone), ambled over in time to see mom throw up her arms and exclaim, “That’s it, I’m done. I am fucking done!!”. She then proceeded to walk away leaving behind two crying children and a bewildered husband.
2) Heading into Kohl’s, I witnessed a woman screaming into her cell phone that, “Your mother is fucking bitch and there’s no fucking way I’m waiting in line for her another minute!” All the while, her toddler was playing in a very dirty, nearby snow bank.
3) Just today, I watched a man, Christmas list in hand, pluck numerous gift cards from a jumbo display at Stop & Shop. As he chose each one, he said aloud, “Fuck you, you’re done. Fuck you, you’re done…” and so on. At the end, he exclaimed, “Fuck you all, you are all done until next year!”, and proceeded to the register.
How about you jellys? Any good stories this year?