Ok, I am willing to take my chances. WTF is the Perfecto-fish award actually given for?

See what a little gin will do for you when mixed with beer? ok, not literally mixed but figuratively. I am not that desperate. Tonight anyway.

It’s for being one sexy fish beast.

[mod says] No giving away our state secrets, jellies! Publicly, anyway.
@rojo You can get an answer via PM, if anyone wants to tell. :)

Thanks @augustlan but I’m good ‘cause I’m gonna go with @Symbeline s answer. For now.

I didn’t think that was a secret award.

Isn’t it the fish sandwich at McDonalds?

It’s for being obnoxiously perfect (technical) in your posts.

Puzzled me recently too, seeing who was receiving them. I couldn’t discern what they’d done to earn it.

edit: I would love to tell you but my keyboard keeps sticking and I keep making spelling errors and grammatical errors and I just can’t seem to get my answer right at all.

There should be a special award for posting a 15 word or greater response without any “E“s.

That would show us how to post a solidly succinct and truthful dispatch for contributors.

I think you have to clean Auggies house.

I do it all the time. She forces me to do it on all fours at all times, too.

I like the little leather French Maids outfit she makes you wear. Do those chains hurt where they are attached?

I’ve only had to clean the Augean stables once or twice.

@rojo They hurt so good, but only when Auggie is yanking on them.

This and this are powerful motivators for my cleaning staff. :p

Who says you can’t have fun while working?