Here's the grossest thing I could think of to welcome Jellies back but is it gross enough?

Come join the food fight with coffee grounds !

Too easy. Gross? I laugh and would eat that for 50k at fear factor,hell, I’d eat it for 50 shekels. I load up my phasers with marbles made of oats and whey, curds. Pew pew.

Too easy huh, okay I’ll work on it a bit. It takes gross and class for a good food fight.

Matzo balls from last week with hardened Schmaltz.

The grossest thing to welcome @zenzen: invite them to eat balut with fish sauce! ~

What’s balut if I want to know.

@Tropical_Willie i see your matzah balls and raise you two old gefilte fish with left over chazeret.

Pickled Herring, left out on the counter from last month.

The grossest thing I can think of is if you don’t drink an Irish Car Bomb fast enough, and it curdles.

Although last week I ordered this special bottle-conditioned beer (meaning there are still active/living yeast cells inside). One of the bottles came in missing a cork, so it was basically an open science experiment. It had turned into this thick and goopy tan… stuff that smelled like a nasty gym locker full of sweaty socks. Accidentally catching a whiff of that made me throw up in my mouth a little. I had to dump it down the sink and the lumps were like, glug, glug, glug. I LOVE trappist ales, but goddamn. It’s going to be a while before I can drink one again.

Pickled mango with ice cream.

I have a paint ball gun loaded with balls made of 7 day old ocean perch with the bones blended with blue cheese and used coffee grounds….open wide! Thup…thup…thup…thup

Hey! Check out who’s on the cover of the April Issue of AARP magazine !

Left-over lutefisk. With haggis on the side.

I want to blend cottage cheese with pickled eggs.

I’d eat that.

I’d eat it. I win.

@zenzen That combination? You’ve been out in the desert too long. But yeah, you eat that you win.

Not so quick, @Adirondackwannabe The eggs were fresh.

Last year I visited my grandmother and she made a “clean out the fridge” casserole. It was shrimp, rice, runny eggs, bisquick and cheese. THAT was some nasty shit. Bless her though! I would challenge anyone to clean their plate of that and hold it down.

Tuna fish with ketchup.