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If you were to start a food fight, what would you throw first?

Asked by Tropical_Willie (17102 points ) April 18th, 2014

As asked what would throw to start a food fight, something out of the fridge or out of the trash can?

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zenzen's avatar

Phasers on potatoes. Set to stun.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Let’s try coffee grounds from yesterday’s coffee pot.

zenzen's avatar

They are lame and missed me by a mile. I spill spoilt milk on your feet and toss rice too for good measure.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Egg shells are in the air bazooka.

zenzen's avatar

I chew your bazooka gum and stick it under your chair. I am calling for reinforcements where are all the silly Ky jellies?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Vaseline on you bicycle seat.

zenzen's avatar

Slips but enjoys it. I loosen the wheels on your skateboard and smear molasses and pronounce it with a southern drawl for effect.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Balut and fish sauce!

kritiper's avatar

I can smell liver when I walk into the house so it must be in the fridge!

cazzie's avatar

I load a nerf gun with fermented herring from Sweden and left over lutefisk in a catapult. Incoming! Pass på!

Symbeline's avatar

The dishes. Right in people’s faces, so it would cut them and they’d bleed and need medical assistance. Then I’d stab them with forks and rusty spoons and pop out their liver and make them eat it. If they didn’t want to, I’d kick their jaw repeatedly to emulate the chewing action.

Smitha's avatar

Tuna fish salad!

ragingloli's avatar

coco nuts out of a super powered air cannon.

ucme's avatar

Unopened tinned stuff, soup is very dense & leaves lasting brain damage when struck in the temple. Cucumbers are good for anal insertion & celery is perfect for poking eyes right out.

zenzen's avatar

How the hell did Dr. J know?:

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ahro0703's avatar

I would throw eggs or tomatoes. Maybe some soup…

Pachy's avatar

I’ve never had, nor intend to have, the slightest interest in joining a food fight. Besides the sheer messiness of it (I don’t even like eating fried chicken or corn on the cob with my hands), I’d keep thinking about all the starving kids in the world who could use that food we’d be foolishly wasting.

Ruallreb8ters's avatar

Pie. Aim for the face.

zenzen's avatar

I win.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not a chance ! !
There take that and that and mustard with mashed potatoes.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Catfish bait. Chicken livers sealed in a plastic bag and in a left out in the sun for a day.

Coloma's avatar

Tuna salad and pickle relish.

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