Wardrobe malfunction, can you remember your last one?
I am sure in life just about everyone has had a wardrobe malfunction. II was thinking and I can’t remember when I last had one but I do remember I have had some, I may have had to go back to my school days but I do remember having a few, just can’t remember what they were. Can you remember one you had and under what conditions? Was it in private, among friends, in public, doing a function like graduation, a wedding etc.?
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Going shopping my pants almost fell down. I have lost weight.
Zaniness ensued the last time my dicky was involved. I’m still not allowed to go back to that Lady Foot Locker.
^ Zaniness ensued the last time my dicky was involved
Is that code for you got it caught in the zipper?
Not exactly a wardrobe malfunction, but growing up in Costa Rica, whenever we spotted a guy with his fly open, we would say to him, “Mira, hoy no se vende guaro.” Translated, this means, “Look, no moonshine is allowed to be sold today.”
In a bikini in a pool. The top was losing it’s elasticity and when I popped up out of the water, from being under water, my boobs were out the too of the suit. I wasn’t even diving. This happened about 5 years ago.
Thanks for dredging up that memory.~ I used to facilitate a workshop for new hotel managers. After a lunch break, I went back to the classroom and started chatting with a male participant who was seated at his computer. Another participant (female) came into the room and asked if she could speak to me privately. When we stepped out of the room, she let me know that one of my silk blouse buttons had come undone, exposing a lime green bra.
Fast forward to several months later at the company’s annual conference. At the bar, I asked for a glass of wine. The bartender brought and said that the man sitting at the end of the bar paid for it. It was the guy I accidentally flashed.
My fly was down once. I zipped it up.
When I was a kid I dove into the water from the diving board of a crowed public pool and my swim trunks went to my knees.
One more. I wore an old sweater a couple of months ago and it’s from the time of tops all being cut too short (thank goodness most tops are longer now) plus I have gained some weight. I realized my stomach was showing while at work. My white, fat, stomach.
I once caught Patrick Stewart riding a bike across the lawn in a park.
I stopped him and scolded him for that, and then suddenly, all my clothes just fell off. I was completely naked.
Damned Patrick Stewart and his mind powers.
A loose screw fell out of the hinge & the bloody door dropped onto my toe, it was the big one on the left foot. #danieldaylewis #freakyfurniture
Getting out of the jacuzzi and having my bathing suit sagging enough that the top of my buttcrack was easily visible to the other people there. _
Decades ago I bought a cotton blouse from a catalog. Soon I wore it to the drugstore and was standing in line. I heard some faint giggling behind me. When I got home I saw that ONE THIRD OF THE BACK OF THE BLOUSE WAS JUST HANGING DOWN AS IF THEY HAD NEVER SEWN IT. I am still humiliated by it but ticked off that nobody had the manners to tell me while in line. It was ripped out from the shoulder and a one foot area was just hanging down. Catalog: PUEBLO TRADERS. GAG.
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