What do you call feces?

My Mischief

Poop. Shit. Canine landmines. Green gravy. Crap. Turds.

Doo doo

My ex

Scheiße.

Feces or excrement.

I defecate and urinate. I don’t “poop,” “pee,” or use any other crass and childish words for bodily functions. I like to think of myself as something other than vulgar.

I say “poop”. It’s what my parents said when I was a little kid and I’ve said it ever since. The word “shit” is so versatile and has so many other meanings and uses that I often forget about its literal meaning and never seem to use it in that sense.

coprolites, dookie, deuce, dung, pile, shit, crap, poop, doo doo….

@ARE_you_kidding_me
Coprolites are fossilised.

It’s still shit, just collectable

Poop, crap, shit, shite, caca, Trump.

poop, usually

Crap shit shite tosca