Be honest, does this Javascript make my site look fat?

The site is not fat it’s under tall.

Instead of what’s behind the user interface, I want to know all about your choice of footwear. I could use new shoes for drag.

Welcome!

@Hawaii_Jake You’ve seen Kinky Boots, of course?

^oh yes

@Hawaii_Jake I’ve always wanted to see the musical. It was playing in London when I was last there but the guy I was with wasn’t interested in seeing it.

@Caravanfan gasp! You need a new friend! ~

Maybe we are eating too many bits and bytes?

Too many computer chips?

@RedDeerGuy1
Hahahaha! Keep them coming.

It’s the fat that makes you look fat.

It’s too fat if your memory foam mattress is in counseling in order to forget.

Ram , rom and the hell no!

Yes It makes, your site, look fat.

If you have to ask, then, yes.

Change the color and print size.

OOOO…NOT a good way to start your day. BTW, the answer to that Q is always…NO, you’re perfect just like you are!!!

No! You are perfect just the way you are.

Not fat…Phat!

I would recommend caffeine free Javascript.

You’re perfect just as you are.

Always a safe answer.

@RedDeerGuy, I love your jokes!