What's your favorite Celebrity Jeporady Sean Connery quote?
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What’s your favorite Celebrity Jeporady quote that “Sean Connery” said? One of my favorites is
Sean: I think you’ll find it in the R’s.
Alex: No, no not in the R’s.
Sean: That’s not what your mother said last night.
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deleted – @googlybear says it best, below.
Sean Connery: I’ve got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It’s not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I’ve ordered devices like that before – wasted a pretty penny, I don’t mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I’ll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It’s not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There’s no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I’m not.
Sean Connery: Well, you’re sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Sean Connery: The day is mine! I’ll take Famous Titties for 400.
Alex Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.
Sean Connery: Damn!
Alex Trebek: And the answer is: This movie title is taken from the name of the book “Gone With The Wind.” Mr. Sean Connery.
Sean Connery: Dolly Parton!
Penis Mightier is High-larious
Sean: Craven Morehead.
Alex: Who is Craven Morehead?
Sean: Apparently you are!
Suck on it Trebek. Suck it long and suck it hard.
Alex: Why did you do that?
Sean: Because I hate you Trebek.
You’ll rule the day you crossed me Trebek!
Alex: This is the only month that starts with “Feb”
Sean: Febtober.
Alex: This is the sound a doggy makes. Sean Connery.
Sean: Moo.
Alex: No.
Sean: Well that’s the sound your mother made last night.
Alex: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Sean: I Garfunkled your mother.
Alex: No! Good Lord! We would have accepted bow-wow or ruff
Sean: Ooooohhh, ruff! Just the way your mother likes it Trebek!
What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck…I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.
Those are some of my favorites (that’s what I am saying not Sean lol).
Sean: I pose a conundrum to you; a riddle if you will. What’s the difference between you, and a mallard with a cold?”
Alex: What?
Sean: One’s a sick duck; I can’t remember the rest, but your mother’s a whore!
…and a million people are talking about penis mightier. What’s your point?
whoa….sorry I crossed your path
np, Its late, I shouldn’ta snapped.
Lets shake on it. ;)
It’s cool. *virtually shakes blast’s hand”
Technically speaking, the question is “What’s your favorite”, so identical answers are ok. Think about it…
Trebek: Are ponies pretty? Its a yes or no answer, either one will do.
Trebek: Mr. Connery, lets see what you answered…. buck. Well that’s obviously your wager, so whats see what your answer is…. futter. Buck Futter. I don’t get it.
Connery: Ah, yes you do Trebek.
Trebek: Well next time…
Connery: BUCK FUTTER!
@Rotwang: Tuche
@Eambos: Who doesn’t?!
Sean: Whats the difference between you and mallard with a cold?
Sean: Well, ones a sick duck…I can’t remember how it ends, but you’re mother’s a whore.
Trebek: long sigh
ah crap, someone already gave that one…
oh well, it’s still my favorite..ha
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