If you had to have an object permanently grafted to your body...?
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January 8th, 2009
What would it be? And where?
How would you use it?
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Pancakes. Anywhere really.
I think Fluther knows how I would use it….
iPhone. Left arm. I’d use it as a phone.
Cell phone. Left ear. That’s where it is all the time anyway :)
EEG transcriber to the right brain. I wouldn’t have to type out a screenplay, sketch or song lyric ever again.
I hope someone smart is working on this!
Nimis, I love your tags. So much. GQ.
I want retractable claws.
Can I has adamantiums, nao?
I would have a watch implanted in my wrist. I wouldn’t have to look for my phone if I wanted to know the time. It would make things so much easier.
You could just wear a watch…
i cannot believe how many kitchens i cook in “on a whim” do not have tongs.
scenario: “man, we is hungry. hey charlie—think you can do something with them chicken wings in the freezer?”
“yeah, sure.”
(chicken wings in iron skillet (because they dont own a deep fryer) so i need tongs)
“dude, you got some tongs so i can pull out this chicken?”
“what”
“tongs, you know, tongs!”
“naw man, but i got this fork—that’s all we got.”
I’ve always wanted a skin graft between my thumb and forefinger to hold a pen. I cannot keep up with pens.
or 4th of july at my sister-in-law’s:
“charlie, them wings ready yet off the grill?”
“yup, y’all got some tongs?”
“naw, but we got this fork.”
two things i travel with: tongs and hot sauce.
Tongs grafted to your right hand. Hot sauce to your left?
Maybe a camelback hot sauce tank on the back? It could also cure snoring…
Nice.
I ran into an editing glitch. But my tags were also supposed
to include unlikely superheroes. I think that would be you, sir.
A margarita glass in my left hand.
Maple syrup. To go with the pancakes.
A twin :) In cause a tragic accident occurs and I’m needing extra organs. I kid I kid.
You, because then we’d always be together.
Wow, that was corny.
Too easy asmonet. Or so it would seem. Even though I’ve had probably 15 different watches, I can’t seem to keep up with them. They are always running out of batteries or getting worn while being pushed in a pool, etc.
Getting a watch would just be a temporary solution. I’m looking for something more permanent.
toilet paper, my left ass cheek, I am sure it will prove invaluable one day…
id have a pussy under my balls so id be hermaprhodite llol
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