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What if one day, you woke up and you were a flying panda?

Asked by Nathanael (289 points ) January 21st, 2009

Or a regular panda? Because i had a dream last night that was really realistic, I was a flying Panda who lived in New York and I was like a “Hancock-like” superhero.
What would you do if you were a flying panda?

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nikipedia's avatar

Jump off tall buildings. Scare small children. Eat bamboo.

judochop's avatar

If I were a flying Panda, I would fly over your house and eat your computer.

tiffyandthewall's avatar

sad to say, probably be captured by scientists of some sort and isolated and experimented on, and then probably get tons of publicity for not only turning into a panda, but turning into a flying panda. oh and don’t forget, you’ll also be accused of being a fraud. as if you could fake being a flying panda.
however i bet there are tons of perks too. i see tons of movie opportunities, and maybe an autobiography in the works.

Kiev749's avatar

Best day ever.
I would travel the United States Elementary schools and teach them about Sexual Harassment. i would be Sexual Harassment Panda!

TheBox193's avatar

I would cry a little because it would be so amazing.

Since I’m a superhero, I guess I would have to be superhero-y and get a side-kick. Then I would have to make a costume, a disguise, find a secret lair, and finally come up with a catchy name/slogan. Naturally I would eat bamboo <3 My lair would be a bamboo monastery.

Then (after much practice at perfecting my newly found powers) I would fly around and save the world from the treacherous evil do-ers

elijah's avatar

I would eat a bowl of lucky charms while watching The View. I would get mad at Elizabeth for saying something stupid, like “George Bush was a wonderful president and someday you people will appreciate him”. Then I would fly over to The View and poop in her lunch. I can do that because pandas don’t know they shouldn’t poop in peoples lunches. I hope she will be eating chili for lunch.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Kiev749 1) Love your handle 2) Sexual Harrassment….Panda.

if i was a flying panda, i have to admit, i would probably drop panda poo on the heads and automobiles of unsuspecting individuals.

wouldn’t it be great if panda poo was like a black and white cookie, or like a ying-yang symbol? it’d be just wow.

andrew's avatar

@elijahsuicide I put some lurve in your lunch!

peyton_farquhar's avatar

@eponymoushipster Lurve for the South Park reference

jonsblond's avatar

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whos kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

So sad that you would want to poop in someones lunch, just because you disagreed with them. Just sayin’

augustlan's avatar

What an awesome day that would be! I would fly around, swoop down and give everyone panda bear hugs.

Staalesen's avatar

I´d probably freak out… then eat a lot of bamboo…

elijah's avatar

@jonsblond Im just being silly. Jeesh.

jonsblond's avatar

@elijahsuicide Oh, I thought this was a serious question. My bad! :) us flying pandas take things seriously

I did quote Kung Fu Panda by the way. Such a serious movie

elijah's avatar

@jonsblond I never saw Kung Foo Panda. Sorry.

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