How can I get money fast ?

do what you know,so dance for money
or you could start a huge online internet scam

Get a job. If you can.

Get a job and save up..

Pyramid Scheme

Sell illegal drugs.

The porn industry is always looking… I’m serious. $700 a scene? Go for it. Make a page on sexyjobs.com and you’re set

You can sell anything on eBay. Don’t believe me (http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/).

I hear GM is hiring…

Sell your body?

Check w. Bernie Madoff before he is carted off in handcuffs…Oops, too late.

Don’t get a loan for things like that, and for fuck’s sake don’t do it now.
Spend less, earn more. Be thrifty, watch prices, buy only necessities and save, save, save.

I work part-time as a promo model for all sorts of things why don’t you check out www.encorenationwide.com or www.eventprostrategies.com.

rob a bank.

Sell organs you don’t necessarily need on the black market. You wont miss them I promise. And there is plenty of people who need a kidney. HELLO! supply and demand.

Learn to count cards and then play a lot of Blackjack in Atlantic City casinos.

All of your assets on black 20. Cross your fingers.