What is Fluther trying to say, here?

Just being positive.

You look absolutely exquisite! is a little wordy and not as cute as using the English vernacular the Fluther team put together for us.

I believe it’s a reference to Austin Powers: “I think you’re shagedelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing! You’re shagadelic, baby!”

Smashing is a synonym for fabulous!

I look good today but my desk is a mess. I am so ashamed.

I just got back from the gym, and Fluther is asking if I’ve been working out. Scary.

Fluther wants to run away with me.

It’s you we’ve all been waiting for. Oh, god!

Do you think Fluther is a womanizer?

Fluther says I’m dapper…do I look like a guy today?!

Your hair looks really, really good today. This is starting to creep me out!

You need an early night was a bit harsh I thought…

We’ve kept a seat warm for you So, the last person who was hear might have been a little gassy?

That’s just Fluther patronizing you. You should try returning the compliment…

Take off your coat, stay a while?

Well, OK, I guess I will, I mean, there are 8 really big guys blocking that door…

I had Fluther at hello. Um…

Hey, don’t tell anyone – I’m their favorite!

That’s not true, I look nothing like the Chupacabra! But Fluther, they keep making fun of me…

Oh, there’s that twinkle in your eye!

Sorry, guys. Fluther and I are running away together. You’re on your own now.

Some of you fell in with the spirit of the Q, some did not.
No points for literal-mindedness.
And yet, until i saw some of these answers, i didn’t feel smashing….

btw, @ThePeanutGallery , i don’t consider being patronized complimentary—but i guess that’s what you were trying to say, in a roundabout way.<grin>

Well, we don’t think you’re having a bad hair day.

Here comes your boss, look busy??? What??!!

OK, now Dr J is taunting me as I DON’T HAVE A JOB!

so, @aprilsimnel , then you’re your own boss? if so, i advise you to refrain from sneaking up on yourself.<grin>

Who wants s’mores?