So why do silent farts smell the worst?

They smell so bad they should be required to give warning, it is true. And yet, the sudden emergence of this horrific aroma from beyond the edge of your senses tends to titillate most into commenting with strange sounds and gestures.

Well since the fart doesn’t have to spend time making a sound it can control all its energy into smell.

I think the silent ones have more content (volume) since its a constant, dedicated stream of aroma… as opposed to the loud ones which are essentially being blocked by the ass!

Fart science #

Silent but violent

Something may have died inside. Silent Farts…the ghost demons of the arse.

Because they catch you by surprise. You’d be amazed what FP (fart precautions) can be taken once you hear it.

@oratio, that was a great link!! Every Jr High school science teacher need that information!

Ive really never had the silent ones smell worse then anything else ive decided to launch into the air. They all smell great, everyone loves theyre own brand!

@JesusWasAJewbot ; my husband always tells me his farts smell like roses.

@Judi Mine are more like daffodils.

Ha ha
Farts = Funny!

hahaha I haven’t seen a funny question on here in a long time- great link @oratio hahaha luv it